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Kase, in There's a difference

Off topic, but yesterday I tried a tamale for the first time. Apparently they’re a common Christmas food in Mexico, so my boss brought some to our party. The first bite or two were strange (as a very picky US-American), but then it was really good! 10/10 would recommend and all that

ivanafterall, in In it I'm actually successful and likable
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What are "dreams?"

VulKendov,

The things we used to have before capitalism took a shit

captainlezbian, in Is it just me?

Yeah it’s just you, the rest of us are diagnosed and know we’re there

Ziglin, in And now I'm concerned

It’s probably vegan.

Taleya, in toilet humour

Quit ya bitching and roll the math.

Some stand to pee. Some sit to pee. everyone sits to shit. In a mixed gender household the seat gets most use down.

OmenAtom,

Not at all what the meme is talking about

BugFinder,

The meme is making it look like seat down is presumptuous, which it is not. It has the least effort vs hygiene trade-off, since sitting to pee is much more hygienic.

OmenAtom,

The point the meme is making is that the lid should be closed. It equally derides both seat up and seat down

Kase,

I agree, and I propose a second reason: it is too easy (for my dumb self, at least) to not realize the seat is up, try to sit down, and go for an unexpected swim

navitux, in Baking seems like so much more fun
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Does banking shows exist? I didn’t know that

zaubentrucker,

There’s the great british bake-off

Dabundis,

Or if you’re in America, the Great British Baking Show (Pilsbury owns the rights to commercial use of the term “bake-off”)

poppy,

And Holiday Baking Championship on Food Network in the US as well as Cupcake Wars, a cookie one I can’t remember the name of, etc. Lots of baking shows.

bastian_5, in Baking seems like so much more fun

Meanwhile swap them to get normal baking and cooking without a predefined recipe. Anyone can cook and have it turn out well. If you do not have at least a masters in chemistry and you try to bake, it will fucking explode, burn, still be frozen in the center (even if it wasn’t before), be too salty, need a little bit more salt, implode, and make the entire house smell like it’s on fire until the heat death of the universe 5 seconds after you put it in the oven.

If you have a recipe they’re fairly similar, but baking is more precise while cooking usually requires more direct attention.

Wogi,

Cooking without a recipe is like driving without directions. The farther you reach the harder it is, but anyone can get where they’re going, and if not they can get pretty close.

Baking without a recipe is like trying to get to the moon.

Ookami38,

Nah, the moon is a straight shot, you can brute force your way there eventually. Baking is more akin to trying to get to your Uncle Tito’s, who lives in the wilderness. You have to follow a very specific set of esoteric instructions, and if you turn 43 degrees left, instead of 45, you’ll end up at the Tito’s vodka distillery instead of Uncle Tito’s. Which could be a fun experience, but it’s not what you were going for.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I mean that’s why we’re baking for Prue. Whichever we get to she’s happy

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

“Beautiful” she says, as Paul reaches out his hand…

And then i awake to another ‘overproouved’ loaf -_-

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Shialac,

Iblove cooking. I fucking hate baking. I just don’t get it. How can a cake be burnt on the outside and liquid on the inside when I follow every step of the recipe super accurately

poppy,

Same way a steak can be charcoal outside and raw inside: too hot. You need to preheat your oven to the predetermined temp, which is set to a degree that allows the heat to penetrate all the way to the center slowly.

lostferret,

The key is that you’re usually not following the recipe as accurately as you think.

Also, burnt out & liquid in means too hot. Calibrate your oven so you’re actually baking at the temps the recipe calls for!

Catoblepas,

Buy a $10 oven thermometer and check your oven rack positions, sounds like it’s running way hotter than intended. If you have a convection oven the cook time may need to be adjusted.

Taleya,

That’s why bakers are so chill. You learn the hard way that nothing matters and you have so very little control over the universe. Consequently you deal or go mad.

Sanyanov, (edited )

Nah, the reason we’re chill is because the sole reason for you burning/not baking enough/having random issues is that you don’t control a lot of variables.

Do you even check moisture content of your flour? Do you know its gluten content, amount of ash and mineral impurities, titratable acidity? Do you have farinograms, alveograms, falling number for doughs made with it? Do you check room, water, flour, dough temperature? Do you put your dough to leaven at precise temperature and humidity? Do you put just enough steam into the baking chamber, and do you correct the temperature before loading the oven? Do you know the way heat moves through the oven, and do you know which corrections need to be made for your exact one?

We do. And we always make it right. So, what’s to worry about? It’s very simple and routine at that point. You do A, you get bread. Simple as that!

Dabundis,

While i agree that baking recipes are more complex on the whole, you can definitely find baked recipes that are a lot less sensitive to mistakes than others. No-knead breads and galettes come to mind. Certainly not idiot proof, but not quite as unapproachable as it seems.

To be clear, i get that the comment is hyperbolic but i’m replying in the hopes that someone gives baking a try who maybe otherwise wouldn’t

ryathal,

People over complicate baking. It’s mostly just managing the ratio of wet and dry ingredients. The more you bake the more you recognize what looks right. Many older recipes are written, to just add flour until it’s right.

Honestly the biggest problem people have with baking is probably not having a properly heated oven, and cooking too long or short.

MonkeMischief, in Is nothing sacred?

That glass Lizz Blizz was divine…and I later learned it was like 350 calories, mostly from sugar, in a single bottle.

Holy crap lol.

Fraylor,

Yeah Sobe is FUCKED up on sugar.

cashews_best_nut, in Congrats I guess

It used to be called Movember and was meant to highlight mens sexual health. Testicular and prostate cancer.

Not ejaculating can increase the risk of prostate cancer and reduces the chance of you spotting testicular cancer lumps.

So people have switched from a healthy activity and awareness campaign to a stupid, unhealthy and pointless campaign.

Well done.

coyootje,

I quite liked the idea of Movember when I was younger, it seemed like a neat idea to grow a mustache over the month with some of your homies.

Nowadays I have a beard thanks to the lockdowns and the reduced shame of it looking weird at the start so no need for Movember anymore.

Pregnenolone,

They’re different things. Movember still exists. NNN started as a meme evolving from the nofap movement only because of alliteration.

cashews_best_nut,

The “nofap movement” are a bunch of incels with cancerous prostates.

Noodle07,

And even more cancerous subredit

funkless_eck,

your reminder that NNN was created because the adherents thought it would give them magical powers.

thing is a mental illness top to bottom

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Like if youre still a virgin when you turn 30?

funkless_eck,

kinda. IIRC some greentext 4chan anon said it gave them superhuman concentration which kicked it off.

Probably it just meant they concentrated normally without jerking off 10 times a day

NoSpiritAnimal, (edited )
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There was a crazy semen retention subreddit that was just filled with paragraphs about how not cumming gave them super powers.

It was very weird.

Snowpix,
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It’s almost cultlike, very unsettling.

Asafum,

Thanks for the context lol I was like wtf is nnn?

ElBarto,
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So my protest of NNN by jacking it more than usual is actually healthy? Fuck yeah, ima go get healthy right now!

Epicurus0319, (edited )

And it seems to be part of this strange anti-pleasure right wing campaign to use youtube to brainwash gen alpha into being obsessively homophobic in the most petty and pathetic way possible to the point that people start thinking YOU’RE gay, and have fragile masculinity by dividing 50% of the human population into greek letter categories unironically, setting things up so they’re guaranteed to become incels due to the romanticization of sexual ignorance and really long abstinence periods, so they can then get rich blaming their inability to get laid on something something gays something something feminazis™ to get them riled up and more importantly get their paranoid karen moms to donate to their incel cults.

LavaPlanet, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

I’m not sure if in Maths teachers imaginations, there’s a James bond of maths, out there, and to save the world he has to divide by pi. (in which case they’d pick someone who actually likes maths, anyway) Or, they imagined, either we all collectively or just one of us, has a save the world moment, and it involves solving some maths thing. I don’t think they were quite the heroes they imagined themselves. Or maybe they are and this is all out there, and we just don’t even hear of it.

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in Is nothing sacred?
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Your what??? The fuck is lizard milk???

MonkeMischief,

Increeedibly cost-ineffective to produce, I can tell you that much!

RIP_Cheems,
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But what is it?

TheRealLinga, (edited )

Exactly what you would imagine. It’s a cow milk substitute, kind of like goat milk but sweeter and more commonly used in tea

qjkxbmwvz, (edited ) in There's a difference

Best use of my pressure cooker*! Bulk black and pinto beans, 40m in the cooker with water and salt, then onto the stove with sauteed onions and garlic, a fair amount of oil, apple cider vinegar, pickled jalapeno or two, spices… absolutely fantastic with some rice. And our toddler loves it too.

*Instant Pot, but pressure cooker sounds more… haute cuisine.

Nommer, in *Crickets*

Pick a fight with a right wing boomer. They’ll never stop replying lol

Kusimulkku,

From what I’ve seen you’ll spent a while searching for one here

balderdash9,
Engywuck, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

And here I am, completely ignoring YT and reading blogs, instead.

LetterboxPancake,

Last week I’ve been laughed at for having written a travel blog a decade ago. Fuck you, blogs are hip again! You’re the boomer!

I don’t mean you, you’re probably cool. I mean my colleague who laughed at me.

RQG,
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I’m more and more moving to podcasts and blogs as well.

logir,

Which kind of blogs?

Engywuck,

I mean, it depends. Tutorials, for instance, when I need some info on something to fix, either physically or informatically (e.g., hosting and network stuff). Video format is utterly time expensive for this kind of stuff. I avoid it like the plague. For entertainment, I have a couple of subscriptions a la Netflix. I’m not interested at all in watching/listening “content creators”.

MargotRobbie, in Baking seems like so much more fun
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But I like competitive cooking shows…

joyjoy,

Jessie, it’s time to cook.

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