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CaptainBlagbird, in No wonder he's always cranky.
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Me: “haha, yeah sleep is important”

Also me: Not sleeping but consuming memes in the middle of the night about a guy not sleeping because he thinks of a fictional guy not sleeping in order to fight crime.

MacedWindow, in Possibly one more X this last week.
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Yeah December hits hard. Its not my fault its all those jerks who keep giving me cookies!

RIP_Cheems, in Possibly one more X this last week.
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I CANT HELP IT, I FUCKIN GROW

kautau,

NANOMACHINES, SON.

RIP_Cheems,
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Well, if it isnt sussy jack

MNByChoice, in No wonder he's always cranky.

I know nothing of fighting crime. I expect it is long periods of boredom, with short and intense action. At some point, except at the conclusion of something, crime is nearly nothing at 4 AM. Sleep to noon, then get going. Alfred and any assistants can have decisions lined up for him.

I bet he does not cook, do laundry, or clean.

gosling, in No wonder he's always cranky.
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I mean, some of us would sleep at sunrise and wake up at like 1pm if given the chance. I don’t think anyone would bat an eye if Bruce Wayne did it too

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

youtu.be/bA-Le_sOVZw

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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bat an eye

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

abadbronc, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I would watch MMA if one of them started doing this.

spittingimage,
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By the time it’s said, someone’s landed six of them.

TootSweet, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

Meme of a scene from one of the Star Wars movies where Anikin is talking to Padme. Anikin says “2023 sucked ass.” Padme says, grinning, “at least 2024 can’t be any worse, right?” Anikin just stares sadly and intensely at her and in the final panel, Padme says with a worried expression, “2024 can’t be any worse, right?”

brbposting, in No wonder he's always cranky.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9a997e07-d211-4ffa-b173-d8c51f763386.jpeg

mvirts, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

Try telling that to a tennis player

possiblylinux127, in friendly PSA: not all jews are white

I used to know a black guy that was German by heritage

HerbalGamer,
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That’s a country, not an ethnicity or religion.

dustyData, (edited )

The point still stands. All those categories are social constructs and we morally shouldn’t make them dictate our behaviors towards others and we should treat all human beings with respect and dignity regardless of how they look or which group they belong to.

HerbalGamer,
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The point was kinda weird to be honest.

possiblylinux127,

His family came from Germany several generations back.

HerbalGamer,
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Yeah, thats… not that weird really.

possiblylinux127,

Yes but most (racist) people just assume he’s from Africa.

kattenluik,

In the US or what? Never seen that before.

possiblylinux127, in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.

Meme where?

possiblylinux127, in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Are you a bot?

possiblylinux127, in How time flies

Files*

diffcalculus,

Lifes*

possiblylinux127, in Look. I made a scarf out of all your red flags

Man all the drivers are these days are terrible. I almost hit several pedestrians

Mango, in friendly PSA: not all jews are white

I actually did not know this. Please don’t eat me alive.

wafflez,

there go my lunch plans

possiblylinux127,

Who are we going to eat instead? Can I come to your place?

FlickOfTheBean,

As long as you’re not being a douchebag, or, if you were, you immediately stop being a douchebag, I don’t think anyone has basis to eat you alive.

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