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amansman, in grandma's house
AgentGrimstone, in Upholders of the social contract

Lookin at you, smokers who throw their butts out the car window. Put those in your pocket!

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Back when there were film canisters, I would use those. Then I smartened the fuck up and quit smoking.

ReiRose,

I kept a 1/4 filled water bottle in my car for butts. The reason I started this is because an old mad shouted at me at the lights.

I accidentally consumed that water once. Shortly afterwards I quit smoking.

AgentGrimstone,

🤮 Yeah that oughta do it

Aggravationstation,

I’ve always put rubbish in my pocket and kept it until I can find a bin after seeing a Sesame street segment about it as a young kid.

But when I smoked I did sometimes drop my butts on the ground. Normally I would keep hold of them if I was near a public bin as most of them have ashtrays in the top I could dispose of them in.

Coincidentally I’ve noticed that l, at least locally to me, the council have replaced those bins with ones with no ashtrays which has definitely increased the number of butts on the ground. Wonder if having them is seen as encouraging smoking.

But sometimes if I wasn’t near a public bin I’d drop my cig, stub it out and leave it on the ground. I used to smoke hand rolled cigarettes with no filter, just tobacco and paper. I justified it to myself saying it would biodegrade but it still can’t have been good for the environment.

lazycouchpotato, in *Crickets*
@lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world avatar
balderdash9,
Surp, (edited ) in Slavery: still a thing
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Lol the person that posted this is probably using an iPhone which is made with slave labor in China. Stop acting like USA is the only country using capitalism to get cheap products. So many of you on Lemmy are crazy about bashing the US when every first world country is 100% in the same boat.

Uneducated and trying to spread propaganda to hate a single country when you’re all guilty as fuck. Your clothes your electronics your beauty products all made with suffering and yet y’all hypocrites still need your Nikes and shitty iPhones/pretty much any electronic let’s be real. This is exactly what the rich fuckers that run the show want…idiots like OP.

For ome reason many people on Lemmy specifically act like this I’ve noticed which is perfect for their agenda to make us all hate each other based on where we live as if we had a choice where we were born and as if we could even really do anything about the corruption that’s just right out in public. None y’all wanna be the Martyr so stop acting self righteous.

Slovene, (edited )

We’re making fun of USA and pointing things like this out because Muricans always tout themselves as some beacon of freedom and democracy and whatnot. The land of the free my ass.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
  1. China is capitalism with beastly grin
  2. The OP doesn’t have to live in USofA
  3. The OP doesn’t have to have glass brick
TheSaneWriter,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

I think people are allowed to say that slavery is bad even if we benefit from slave labor. It’s not like shit is labeled, and even if a product is free from one form of slavery there are still so many types across the world it would take a global effort to get rid of them all. Isn’t it better to at least acknowledge the problem?

possiblylinux127,

Oh no! Anyway…

nodsocket, in Ramen

I don’t know why anyone would choose ramen as a poverty meal. Beans cost about the same and are far more nutritious.

sturmblast,

Because it’s easier to make, easy to clean up, and NOODLES!

nodsocket,

How to make bean

  1. open can
  2. heat
  3. profit
OneWomanCreamTeam,

Where I live dried beans are usually about on par with ramen, but not canned beans.

DahGangalang,

Wait, you’re saying you can get the same “nutrition to cost” value out of wet beans? I assumed you meant dry beans (and this would need to soak and actually cook them).

This might just be location specific, but wet beans are much more expensive (in terms of calories per dollar) compared to ramen every where I’ve seen (lived in South West and Mid Atlantic of US).

Are you saying that’s not the case where you’re at?

lud,

Taste?

TheSaneWriter,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Depends on the beans. Some taste really good on their own, others are very bland.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Beans + Ramen packet = 🤯

sturmblast,

How to make Ramen

  1. Heat Water
  2. Add ramen
  3. Profit
shinratdr,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Good thing I’m a nutrient consuming robot who just needs fuel to power my circuits and not a human who has to taste things.

Frankly I don’t know why the grocery store has anything other than just beans. It would save so much time.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe they don’t like beans. I don’t generally like beans unless they’re in something else.

GardeningSadhu,

I generally don’t like beans unless they are something else

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not even in Mexican food?

GardeningSadhu,

i can live with it, but i’d prefer it just be more meat or rice

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Different people have different tastes, as they say. I do not like beans in general, but I am fine with refried beans and black beans in Mexican food and beans in chili. And I guess if chick peas count as a bean, since they’re also called garbanzo beans, I enjoy hummus and falafel. But like a side of lima beans or whatever? Bleah. And green beans are just disgusting to me.

Cethin,

One of my favorite meals is beans, sausage, and rice with some hot sauce mixed in. It’s such a nice comfort food, and it’s incredibly cheap and pretty nutritious.

Saltblue, (edited )

You can also use ground beef, you buy the cheapest meat and ask them to grind it, or like me you have the hand cranked one at home.

Nalivai,

You still need to cook it. It can’t beat pouring hot water into a container in terms of simplicity

Saltblue,

Off course ramen is going to always be easy to cook, but ramen stops being the best choice when you start getting scurvy, and your skin is shit, and you don’t have energy.

Nalivai,

That’s the problem with any monodiet, yes. Thankfully, even the most poor student and a depressed adult can afford an apple once in a while

cordlesslamp,

do you have any noob-friendly recipes for beans? More specifically, some western style (US or Europe)?

tweeks,

Tomato soup with kidney beans can make it way more filling and gives the taste more body. Other less-western combinations with tomato work as well; like rice / beans, some sweet pepper, onion / tomato mixed sauce (perhaps even add apple or banana).

Otherwise stuff like Burritos and Chili recipes are always great.

cordlesslamp,

Thanks, I want something that’s like 90% beans, not just something that have beans in it like burrito and chili. Like those “English breakfast” beans in red sauce.

RGB3x3, (edited )

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

But actually though. Spicy Red beans and rice is delicious, black bean burgers, anything with chick peas like hummus wraps or chick pea fritters, vegetable tacos and burritos with black beans… there are loads of things.

I very much like red beans and rice when it’s particularly spicy. Can add some sausage for heartiness too

Ataraxia,

Ground beef and flour. If I weren’t allergic to wheat and all carbs didn’t give me diarrhea then i could make a million meals out of those.

Sorgan71,

because beans dont taste good

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Because beans don’t offer as good nutrition compared to instant ramen

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Upholders of the social contract
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

My city now mandates by law that we have to put recyclable materials in the recycling bin and compost in the green bin. You can and will get fined if you don’t and they do check, for households at least, because the vast majority of restaurants, offices, hell city-owned public places like parks, transit stations, libraries, etc do not have a green bin and many don’t even have a recycling bin. I’ve directly been told to just throw it in the trash. Biodegradable packaging is useless 99% of the time because there is no compost bin to put it in and they end up in the landfill anyway.

It’s what I like to call environmental theatre and pinning the burden of waste sorting entirely on the individual instead of seeing it as an infrastructure and access problem requiring government action. Not even a lot of action either, just buy some dollar store trash cans and put them in places since you already have a comprehensive city-wide recycling and compost collection program.

ininewcrow, in Jailbreak
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t think they’ll enjoy going down 4 km in the mid Atlantic.

That’s like saying you’re a prisoner that just got freed, on the surface of the moon.

danielbln,

They might also not enjoy going down with their claws tied.

Poem_for_your_sprog, in Ramen

Instant udon best.

Steamymoomilk, in grandma's house

The pupper eate well.

Shawdow194, in Jailbreak
@Shawdow194@kbin.social avatar

LOL!

Arent they ectothermic though? 😥

gruvn,

Yes. And their favorite temperature generally corresponds with that of the ocean. I don’t think they would have liked the abysmal plain though.

umbraroze, in grandma's house
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

The difference between wolves and dogs: wolves eat the grandma, dogs eat everything else in the house except the grandma

balderdash9, in grandma's house

Same thing happened to me. Grandma makes sure you eat lol

Sabre363,

I wish my Grandma did this. Instead she just judged me for rejecting religion and lack of straightness.

Confused_Emus, (edited )

Well, her food probably tastes like unwashed ass anyway, so boo to her!

WillFord27, in *Crickets*

Notification for you!

balderdash9,
Vrtrx, in Upholders of the social contract

It’s sad how this is something special. It shouldn’t be. It should be completely normal to not fucking litter.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes I feel pretty lucky to have grown up in Vermont. Because this is the norm, hell we even have a state holiday where we all go out and pick up trash that Flatlanders leave. And then I remember oh wait we are also the state that’s been destroying our forests and farm land for the sake of building suburban homes for litter bugs that don’t respect the culture that was already here.

kool_newt,

Money is a hell of a drug.

Zulu, (edited ) in Did someone say history memes?

You’re all wrong, that’s a prime chaotic resonator that fits 4 fossils for end game crafting clearly. The romans were farming end game and we’re not even to maps yet.

www.poewiki.net/wiki/Prime_Chaotic_Resonator

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