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FlyingSquid, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.
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I have no conceptual problem as a cishet man with wearing skirts, but I’ve worn drag on stage in high school and it was sort of hard to stop flashing people my underwear at various points and that would be all I would think about if I wore a skirt now.

Theharpyeagle,

You could go with the athletic shorts under the skirt, still a lot of airflow but no risk of flashing.

Squeezer,

Just wear a nice snug pencil skirt: no chance of flashing your knickers and it will look great with your heels.

FlyingSquid,
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That doesn’t sound breezy and comfortable.

SirStumps, in Sisyphean
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HubertManne, in Happy Kwanzaa
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no days off. two days off.

HeyJoe,

2 days off? I’m pretty sure that’s dependent upon your job. I only have 1, but that still is 1 more than Halloween!

HubertManne,
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yeah. Im just one of the lucky ones. I used to have one that gave 2 for new years as well.

FlexibleToast,

My company gives the entire Dec 24 - Jan 1st off. It’s like a free week of vacation, and it’s awesome.

Kepabar, (edited )

I did that for my employees this year.

Pissed off I’ve client who wanted us to work on their project this week because it’s when they are least busy.

When I demanded 20k to pay out my guys to make them miss their week off they backed down.

spacecowboy,

Two days off that may or may not be more stressful than the rest of the year.

xia, in Well thanks Dad

It’s not mean if it’s degrading men.

ilinamorato,

Can you imagine casting for “Ugly Girlfriend?” Can you imagine being the girl who got the part? Can you imagine being a girl who got turned down for the part, especially if the mean kids in middle school found out? “haha did you hear Stephanie is too ugly to get cast as ‘Ugly Girlfriend’ in the John Hughes movie!”

They’re not degrading men. They just know that if someone finds out that boy was the ugly girlfriend photo, the worst insult they can reasonably make out of it is “dude, you’re an ugly girl.” To which the boy can say, “yeah, that was the whole point.”

This men’s rights nonsense is stupid, but even more stupid when the complaint itself doesn’t make sense.

BaardFigur,

This men’s rights nonsense is stupid

Mens rights is not stupid at all.

They’re not degrading men. They just know that if someone finds out that boy was the ugly girlfriend photo, the worst insult they can reasonably make out of it is “dude, you’re an ugly girl.” To which the boy can say, “yeah, that was the whole point.”

You’re right about that though

ilinamorato, (edited )

Men having rights is not stupid. “Men’s Rights” is stupid, because we already have them. Any man who has fewer rights than a woman in modern society is discriminated as such because of something about them other than their gender.

It’s like fighting for the rights of drivers of passenger cars on the road, or the rights of cute puppies to be adopted from the pet shop. It’s like owning the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings and demanding a scene that was in the theatrical cut. It’s like buying a cheeseburger at McDonald’s and specifying that you want it to include beef. It’s like playing Smash Bros against level 1 CPUs with all weapons on and complaining that you didn’t get the hammer. It’s like fighting for LeBron’s right to play basketball; to wit, nobody’s stopping him.

I’m strong enough in my masculinity that I don’t have to pretend to be oppressed just to feel good about myself.

BaardFigur, (edited )

Men having rights is not stupid. “Men’s Rights” is stupid, because we already have them. Any man who has fewer rights than a woman in modern society is discriminated as such because of something about them other than their gender.

That’s not quite true. At least not in Norway. There are more women than men in higher education in Norway. Despite that fact, gender points is still a thing, and it still favours women heavily. These points makes it easier to get into the study you want.

The school system in general is designed around women. Girls in Norway are getting higher grades than boys when the tests are not anonmyized. When they’re anonymized, the genders ties. Looks like the teachers subjective opinions has some negative implications for a lot of boys future

In general, a lot of places were women have it worse than men are being adressed. Sometimes retarded stuff are being adressed, like women fighting to get free menstrual products (paid for by taxes, so basically paid for by men). Yet 75% of suicides are done by men, and it’s not being properly adressed.

I can go on a lot btw, I barely just scratched the surface.

ilinamorato,

I don’t have anywhere near enough knowledge about Norwegian politics to be able to speak on any of that. All I can tell you is that, worldwide, men have all the rights, and women only have some of them.

By the way, I recommend against using the “R” word (“Sometimes r— stuff are being addressed”). It’s a slur against people with mental illnesses.

Pencilnoob, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”
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kemsat, in Well thanks Dad

Nah, he probably had sisters, or cousins, or nieces, and he understood he had to take that one for the team. He’s proud today. He tells the story & laughs!

LemmyKnowsBest,

what’s his name? I want to see interviews of him as an adult talking about it.

remotedev,

He’s at an office Christmas party listening to boring stories and pipes up “yea, well I was buzz’s gf in home alone!”

eestileib,

Probably paid for his college.

ook_the_librarian,
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Look at that photo. It’s such a small part, but he posed for a great photo. I only notice as an adult who has tried to take a photo of kids. Man, they don’t know how to “smile naturally” or take any direction. Then this kid nails “smile like you like me against my wishes” or whatever direction was given.

possiblylinux127, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

I just watched that

possiblylinux127, in Happy Kwanzaa

Christmas is way better, fight me

TokenBoomer,

I don’t think fighting will change my mind.

Zekas,

It’s not goth by default, ergo it’s worse. But we can fix it.

lelgenio, in Blind panic
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Even worse would be “Drop and Run”

possiblylinux127,

That’s what a lot of those dangerous nuclear materials were labeled. Not that it mattered that much because by the time you read that you likely only have a few months to live (radiation kills your immune system)

ininewcrow, (edited ) in Happy Kwanzaa
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Historically … Christmas about 150 to 200 years ago was more like Halloween than modern day Christmas

Which is the main reason why Charles Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’ features ghosts and spirits. It was a time to tell dark stories and legends to scare people because the Winter Solstice was known in pagan times as the ‘darkest time of the year’ … the winter solstice is the longest day night of the year and the belief was that on that day was when the forces of darkness had reached their peak and that the light was now returning.

Early Christians co opted the same period to correspond with the birth of Christ partly because of this same or similar messaging.

If you look up modern historians analysis of what time of year Christ might have been born, it turns out it was probably in the spring time rather than during the winter solstice.

EDIT: I meant longest night not longest day

TonyTonyChopper,
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the winter solstice is the shortest daytime not the longest

FlexibleToast, in Happy Kwanzaa

Honestly, Halloween is becoming as bad as Christmas. Just like the Christmas season is far too long, I’ve noticed Halloween is creeping longer and longer. It has a long way to go before it’s at Christmas levels, but during the Halloween season, it is starting to feel just as pervasive. Halloween themed decorations, movies, parties, etc… Halloween to Millenials feels a lot like Christmas was to Boomers. Always chasing that dream of bigger, better, perfect.

Seleni, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

‘I’m going to play this movie like I’m working with the Royal Shakespeare Company. I will never wink, I will never do anything Muppety. I am going to play Scrooge as if it is an utterly dramatic role and there are no puppets around me.’

I love how he mostly took the role so his daughter could see him in something, since she was too young to see most of his stuff, but he ended up really enjoying it and considered it one of his best roles.

Venat0r,

It’s also great for the film because it contrasts with the muppets and makes them funnier.

dylanTheDeveloper, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.
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Wear no pants 🫣, society

Slovene, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

Not many people know that.

veloxization, in Happy Kwanzaa
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Calvin and Hobbes meme: Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme format. Change my mind.

No worries here. Just showing that alternative formats exist to anyone who doesn’t want to post Steven Crowder.

Mr_Blott,

99% of people neither know nor care who he is - change my mind

LeanSock,

Tbh I saw his name for the first time today

pyrflie,

I could get behind a Calvin version of the meme. The possibility of Hobbes coming in from the top rope lends the meme a solid reply form.

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