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JoMomma, in Metal must have some sort of restorative property

Saw that dude like 20 years ago at OzFest and thought, wow glad I got to see him before he kicked the bucket… Every day since has been a miracle

PugJesus, in Metal must have some sort of restorative property
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

Pickled from the inside.

cannibalkitteh, in Metal must have some sort of restorative property

abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/…/story?id=1203255…

Tolstoshev,

I have that too, but the only impact is I need 2x the novocaine at the dentist. I should have been doing heroin all this time.

Anticorp,

I know a guy who has always taken 10x more substances than anyone else, and seems to still crave more. I watched him eat an entire handful of Percocet once, and then work all day like it was nothing. Half of one of the pills he took knocked me on my ass. I puked, then passed out, and slept for six hours. He was eating like 8 of them at a time, several times per day. He does the same thing with alcohol, and any other drugs he can get his hands on.

Sabata11792, in Metal must have some sort of restorative property
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

The secret to a long life is being rich as fuck.

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

U said it all , this post can be closed

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Pushovers
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

SuckMyWang,

I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only

TheFriendlyDickhead,

The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Habanero face mask

Viking_Hippie,

I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.

Anticorp,

Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there’s no tears.

JoMiran, (edited ) in Pushovers
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.

thefartographer,

Why would you rub your eye off?

Also, Buc-ee’s ghost pepper jerky is my addiction.

LillyPip,

Kinky.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Out*

If you’re rubbing it off, please seek medical attention.

Viking_Hippie,

On the other hand, “rub one out” is slang for a COMPLETELY different activity…

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

whoosh

Kase,

I’m glad they said it tho, I didn’t understand before reading their comment lol

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

You didn’t understand that the comment they’re replying to (mine) implicitly states exactly that same slang term? Um.

Kase,

No lol I’d just never heard the term ‘rub one out’ before. Their comment made me realize what it meant

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Fair. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪

DEngineer,

Don’t kink shame.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

That’s one terminal kink: removal of one’s genitalia by vigorous friction? 🥹

Catoblepas, in Pushovers

Pineapple: am I a joke to you?

undercrust,

The only fruit that’ll eat you back

afraid_of_zombies,

Durian can get you in trouble with law enforcement in some parts of the world.

Pistcow, in In ThESe UnCErTAin TImEs - you owe us another $10

My former friend just didn’t pay his child support.

one simple trick

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

Single mothers hate it… and so do their unclothed children…

Pistcow,

Same guy that asked for my help looking at new apartments for him. After the tour ended he asked if I could cosign. Soooo yeah, stand up guy.

aeronmelon, in Metal must have some sort of restorative property

Normal people eat a bat and create COVID. Ozzy Osborne eats a bat and becomes immortal.

Land_Strider,

Trick is thinking it is a plastic bat, not a real one.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Good ol’ plastibo.

Phoenix3875, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

It’s a good idea to not have kids with your siblings.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not with that attitude.

Froyn, in In ThESe UnCErTAin TImEs - you owe us another $10

Checked last night. Since installing the Epic Game Store (pause for seething hate) I've acquired 156 games. Haven't paid for a single one. While most will probably never get installed/played, there's some great games in there. BioShock series, Civ6, KSP, Surviving Mars, etc.

Damage, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

You’re not your ancestors’ only descendant

Anticorp,

It is not uncommon for someone to be the last person in their lineage.

Damage,

An ancestor is usually someone who came before a grandparent, they’re likely to have multiple descendants from different families.

Noodle07, in My 1070 is still going strong

I’m still rocking my i5 3450 over here! My steam deck is much more powerful than my pc now…

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

I have an even older (but initially somewhat beefier) i7 2600K. My computer still works just fine. Even for modern games, even with my dusty old GTX1080Ti.

GluWu, in Metal must have some sort of restorative property

Just watch KingCobra, they’ve obviously figured something out. Normal humans cannot survive their lifestyle.

lelgenio, in Hey guys, the trolley problem has finally been solved.
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar

Hummmm, you decided to intervene and kill someone who was not in danger in order to save a greater number of people. Where have I seen that before? /s

Also, play this game, it’s pretty funny: neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

VikingHippie, (edited )

I love that 29% of the respondents would rather people die than their Amazon package be delayed 😄

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