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sunbrrnslapper, in Presidential fitness test

I did it to impress George Bush Sr. I’m not sure he cares either.

jopepa,

Same reason W wanted to be president and same result

sunbrrnslapper,

Haha!

son_named_bort, in Presidential fitness test

I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.

jettrscga, (edited )

That’s why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.

They tried to warn you.

captainlezbian,

Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape

HerbalGamer, in Presidential fitness test
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Tell me you’re in a cult without saying you’re in a cult.

jol, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Germans literally never think about this unless when travelling abroad.

nova_ad_vitum,

Some people say this is why Hitler ordered operation Barbarossa. Not smart people , but people.

HerbalGamer, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait until they find out our windows have a 4th setting as well 😎

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The fourth is where you accidentally put the handle diagonally and all hinges unlock except one bottom corner.

Buddahriffic,

Yeah, I came here to ask if the window falls out if you accidentally turn the handle while it’s open from the 2 to the 3.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

it can happen with old windows but new windows generally have a way to prevent that

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

No it has a ventilation mode at 45 degrees.

AFKBRBChocolate, in Presidential fitness test

I still have my presidential physical fitness award. I’m old, mine is signed by Nixon. It’s a very official looking certificate with a patch that I put under the glass in the frame. Back when I used to hang my work awards on my office wall, I used to have that one in with them. Most people didn’t ever notice, but every once in a while someone would be looking at them and I could always see the exact moment they realized what it was.

AngryCommieKender,

Mine’s signed by Clinton.

AFKBRBChocolate,

More admirable but not as funny

corsicanguppy,

Is that the same flex as the “I ate a grilled-cheese in Woolworth’s” badge of honour?

AFKBRBChocolate,

I don’t think I know the reference, but it sounds equivalent.

Anticorp, in Choose carefully

Hold up! Isn’t a Dyson sphere pretty low maintenance once it’s built?

JohnDClay,

I guess it would depend on the temperature resistance and how the power is transmitted. Even solar panels wear out, and the collection surfaces of a dyson sphere would be a lot higher temp. But with something that scale, I’d imagine it would be a ton of maintenance work even if was a tiny amount per area.

Unforeseen,

Yeah it’s a misconception, it’s the Dyson swarm that’s high maintenance

schema,

I mean wouldn’t you still have to maintain the electrics of a sun sized surface? I guess you could use its own power for maintenance robots…

Anticorp,

All I know is that Picard’s Enterprise found a long abandoned Dyson Sphere and it was still functional.

Fedizen, (edited )

I doubt it. A structure like that would be an enourmous engineering project pummeled by solar radiation on the inside and space debris on the outside.

edgemaster72, in Choose carefully
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

There’s another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don’t have a Dyson sphere.

vojel, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY
@vojel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

And stoßlüft everyday at least twice. We love fresh air!

Railing5132,

Translate says thats: “shock ventilation”. What’s that mean?

Dyskolos,

It’s when you open all windows for a short time to let a gust of wind rush through the house to refresh the stale air. No shock, just quick 😊

Railing5132,

Ah, thanks :)

vojel,
@vojel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I prefer shock ventilation now, sounds so cool!

Dyskolos,

Sounds like a war manover 😁

rimjob_rainer, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

What’s so special about this simple mechanism? Even 50 year old windows can do this here.

Bruncvik, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY
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Love those windows when travelling, but I have yet to see windows that open to the inside here in Ireland. Not sure whether it’s one of those crazy building regulations like no power switch or outlet inside the bathroom or auto-closing inner doors to each room.

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, limited opportunity to use them. It’s the weather man… ;)

iAvicenna, in Mommy's Choice
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

wow this poster reminds of time commando, so unexpected

anarchy79, in Mommy's Choice
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

This is art!

clearleaf, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

This reminds me of blocking ads on twitch. You can’t skip the ad but you can instead look at a black screen for the exact same duration. And that’s preferable.

hungryphrog, in Choose carefully

Your gf doesn’t do that? Weird.

Ziglin,

Is your girlfriend perchance a Dyson Sphere?

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