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cypher_greyhat, in Bets on the next one?

Maximum Body Odour.

Trippin, in What a difference a decade can make

No, the earth will not be ok of we do the bare minimum

theKalash,

Oh the earth will absolutly be ok. It’s we that won’t be.

dudinax,

Or in the worst case, all life on Earth won’t be ok.

theKalash,

No, life in general would be fine. It will be (already is) a mass extinction but earth had a couple of those and life will bounce back.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I even think humanity will survive fine as many icy places will become habitable and we’re good at adapting to extreme climates. Overall it’s rather our current civilisations with the bad but also the good in them that are the most endangered.

dudinax,

If we manage to keep the warming to levels seen in previous warming periods, humanity might come out better on average in the long run, but the planet is heating faster than it did in those other periods and we haven’t demonstrated any ability to control ourselves. We’d have to stop generating CO2 pretty soon to avoid surpassing the last great warming period.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I guess people didn’t understand my point. If we don’t curb our carbon emissions, we’re certainly going to have a climate that we never lived and it will kill a lot of people. But it’s not unlimited, at some point we will not be able emit more carbon, because there’s no more or we lost the ability to do so. So while fewer than today, there will probably still be habitable places like Nothern Canada and Russia. I think humanity would be able to survive there, although much smaller and the centuries of disasters would have destroyed our civilisations as we know them.

People probably thought I’m denying the urgency to do an ecological transition, but I’m not. I’m trying to comment on what would actually happen, similarly to previous comment saying that the planet itself is not going to die.

dudinax,

You’re making an assumption that the feedback loops are all well understood. They might be, or maybe there will be some runaway effect, some source of carbon or other greenhouse gas that’s completely unknown, gets released, and boils the oceans.

novibe,

You say that as it’s not a big deal.

Do you really want to see a world without dolphins, pandas, tigers, anacondas…?

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I don’t think he’s saying it’s not a big deal for us, but for the planet.

novibe,

I know, but that’s a very detached and unemotional take… Sure “life” will keep existing. But not the life we know. That we love. That we grew up loving so much.

I understand not everyone feels exactly like me. But I was absurdly fascinated by biology books and wildlife documentaries and would read and watch them religiously as a child.

Thinking of all of that just dying and ending truly breaks my heart. Almost more than anything.

Just not as much as the thought of humanity disappearing. But I know most people share that sadness.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I also don’t think the person is unemotional, it’s more about having the correct idea of what’s actually going to happen if we don’t do anything. I also think ecology needs more rationality, otherwise we get people closing nuclear plants to restart coal plants.

novibe,

You do know that the most well informed people (like active researchers in the field) are often the most pessimistic right? Like you hear on the media that “oh no we’re gonna pass 2º! I guess I won’t be able to ski as much”. But you go to a climate science conference and it’s “yeah… now that we can add more parameters and feedback loops into our models the chance of total extinction by 2100 is 99.99%. On the bright side, half of us expected it to be 100%. So kudos”.

theKalash,

We’d be dead as well, so wouldn’t see them anyway.

Also, the world is pretty cool without dinonsaurs. It will still be pretty cool with what ever comes after what we currently have.

novibe,

I can’t explain how knowing all the animals you grew up loving will die forever is sad. If you don’t feel it you don’t I guess.

theKalash,

Well, I could imagine it if I wanted to make myself sad. But I, personally, will be dead long before even the last Panda. So it’s really just a hypothetical.

DragonTypeWyvern,

The worst case scenario is turning Earth into a planet with a climate like Venus’s.

A planet that proves the existence of runaway greenhouse effects btw.

It is theoretically possible that life exists there, but multicellular life is considered unlikely, and we’ll probably never get to take surface samples, given it’s been measured at 464 Celsius.

We probably can’t fuck up the planet that badly, but toss in a nuclear exchange to greenhouse effects and an unfortunate volcanic eruption or two?

Fixbeat,

Humans : challenge accepted.

Zorque,

We aren't doing the bare minimum. We're doing less than the bare minimum. That's the problem.

torknorggren, in Bets on the next one?

MAX BO…smells like blockbusters.

Shardikprime, in Compulsion

“The” alarm? You complete and utter fool!

Pros have like all the alarms, all of them , planned to the minute, accounting for vacations, time zones and holidays (local and international) for years beforehand.

You just have shown the complete ignorance in your daily dwelling by not handling your time piece with the military your settings.

May God have mercy on your soul

inspired, in Bets on the next one?

HBO Gone

gnomesaiyan, in Bets on the next one?
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

HBO Minus

MrFappy, in Bets on the next one?

I’m betting on just Axe. This is mainly based on what they do to fully dfinished programming already slated for their platform.

XEAL, in Where did I put my keys

Lets commit self-deletions

snoopfrog, in There's no way of knowing for sure

Karenosaurus

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Looks more like George, the resident homeless wino. Support your local George!

Stamets, in Yoga Flamed
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I would happily die alone, thank you very much.

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

So you’re going to commit a murder.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

How the fuck do you know that

WarmSoda,

We know, Stams. We’ve been watching you.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar
ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

This is exactly the kind of stuff that has us concerned.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Let me fuck my squidboy in peace

WarmSoda,

Cthulhu: what are you doing step insignificant human?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Uwu tentacle daddy

Th4tGuyII, in What a difference a decade can make
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

I don't think it's so much that people have gotten dumber, there's always been dumb folk, but the age of social media has made them less fearful of looking stupid.

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.

Senseless,

As I tend to say: before social media every village had a village idiot. Now the village idiots are connected, more easily to find and spreading their lack of knowledge.

Anyolduser,

There’s also the compounding effect of being able to hear more voices from around the world thanks to the internet.

Every village has an idiot. These days you don’t need to visit the village to run into their idiot.

obbelusk,

They have their own village now.

VikingHippie,

And now that it’s easy to do so, they’re banding together to form entire metropoli of only idiots.

tacosanonymous, in Where did I put my keys

A tad dark. I like it.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in Pro-Tip: use the same password everywhere so you don't forget

Fuuuuhk this.

That’s right up there with trying to login…

Username incorrect…

Retrieve username

There is no account associated with this email…

make new account

“This email address is already associated with another account”

WTF.

StereoTrespasser,

I can’t tell you how many times this has happened. Each time I lean back in my chair and wonder why software developers are so full of themselves.

TheMightyCanuck, in What did Canada do?
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Good” at war : ✅️

Human rights : ❌️

Supporting catholic genocide : ✅️

We have a really weird history that isn’t really something to be proud of…

at_an_angle,

To be fair, that’s in line with every country.

ininewcrow, in Compulsion
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Checks alarm … alarm is fine

… Checks socials …

… Scrolls news feed …

… YouTube video …

… More news feeds …

… More socials …

… Scrolls memes…

… Scrolls more memes …

… Comments on memes …

… scrolls more memes …

… Checks socials again …

… Scrolls more memes …

… ALARM GOES OFF …

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

How did you get my schedule?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I was only able to fetch data for the past hour

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