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EvilCartyen, in Valhalla, here we come

How would they go to Valhalla if the monks can’t fight?

name_NULL111653,

An incident with the mead horn afterwards…

catboss,

You just could still trip on a dead monk while slaughtering them and break your neck. I am sure that counts as death in battle.

Disclaimer: Not a Valhalla lawyer.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I wonder if it counts if you fall overboard on the ship on the way to the raid?

FlyingSquid,
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PR3CiSiON,

Valhalla on earth

zik, in Valhalla, here we come

Historical reality - monasteries filled with monks on the verge of starvation and no gold. Vikings be disappoint.

zacharoid, in Bets on the next one?

NEW HBO

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

HB1

Viking_Hippie,

patiently waits for HB42

negativenull, in Bets on the next one?

BO Max

Natanael,

Max Zero

Viking_Hippie,

Bo! Omg! We think we know you!

Viking_Hippie, in Bets on the next one?

Meanwhile I’m here in Scandinavia pining for the fjords HBO Nordic

ininewcrow, in Oops, spilled some tea
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Maeve,

That’s most of my neighbors.

PissinSelfNdriveway, in Yoga Flamed

Double murder suicide ftw

someguy3, in Bets on the next one?

Max HBO?

EfreetSK, in Bets on the next one?
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

The Streaming Service Formely Known As Max

Isoprenoid, in What a difference a decade can make

Also science way back: “Hey guys, isn’t phlogiston just the absolute best? And lobotomies are so cool they deserve a Nobel prize.”

mriormro,
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Did you think this was a clever response?

Isoprenoid,

Did you think this was a clever response?

Arcity,
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Lobotomies still work in certain cases of epilepsy

laskoune, in Valhalla, here we come
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Valhalla, here they come

partial_accumen, in Bets on the next one?

I like the joke, but HBO Go doesn’t belong with those other 3. HBO Go was an included streaming companion to a cable subscription. There was no way to get HBO Go without also subscribing to cable. HBO NOW was the first standalone streaming service, then renamed to HBO MAX, then renamed to Max.

If you need something legit to replace HBO go for the joke you could use HBO Nordic, which WAS a standalone streaming service with the HBO content that predates HBO Now. Technically HBO Nordic was only available as a European product, but it was accessible in the USA via VPN.

SexyTimeSasquatch, in Bets on the next one?

I expect that Elon is going to buy them and just get rid of the useless Ma part of the name.

Potatisen,

Xvideos

Pringles,

We don’t need the vulgar discourse of X on the worlds favorite porn site.

DavidGarcia,

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LEDZeppelin,

What a genius idea, sir! It will be a utopia for free speech and block anyone who disagrees with us.

saltesc,

Heh.

I just realised all those xLeoglasx and xSephirothx variants I grew up seeing in WoW and FFXI…one was probably old mate xXElonXx.

I bet he was an Alliance Hunter or Elvan Ninja and caused wipes

HurlingDurling, in Very very frightening

Scarabush! Scarabush!

Will you do the fandango!

DavidGarcia, in Bets on the next one?

who is Max and why should he go now? Perhaps some coworker they hate?

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