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PatFussy, in Keep it safe and simple.

I wonder why drawing sexy men isnt as influential or perverted as drawing sexy women. Do women or gay guys see a sexy man like kronk and drool over him? For instance, is this guy sexy or just another guy? https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2018-08/22/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-04/sub-buzz-10241-1534970944-1.jpg?resize=625:351

funkless_eck,

us bisexuals have it hard

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I… ^oh ^^whats ^^^the ^^^^point

azertyfun,

That guy hella sexy. But yeah, in general women are WAY more sexualized than men, both in real life and consequently in media. Which is terrible. This is why I am campaigning to sexualize men more, in the name of equality. All movies should go in front of a panel of bisexuals who will deliberate how to best distribute the crop-tops, cheek-pulling pants, and gratuitous nude scenes amongst the characters. In the name of feminism, of course.

moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Smash

bingbong,

Everyone is sexy to someone

Zaphod, in Where did I put my keys

Hey wanna leak greenhouse gases into the atmosphere which will cause global warming and make poles melt so neither polar bears nor penguins will have a place to live?

Steeve,

Haha that’s so me!

Rodeo,

I have so much depressions.

scytale, in Trying to be difficult

Same with pancake mix.

768,

Are pancake mix even that useful, btw? Aren’t pancakes the example of something quick and easy?

BlackVenom,

Is measuring out 2 items easier than measuring out 10?

It’s useful, but not as good as scratch-made… especially the “just add water” varieties. But quick.

AngryCommieKender,

Depends on how easy you need. There are pancake mixes that only require some water.

This is a “simple” non-buttermilk recipe


<span style="color:#323232;">2 cups all purpose | plain flour, (290 g | 10 oz)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1/4 cup granulated sugar or sweetener, (60g | 2 oz)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">4 teaspoons baking powder
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1/4 teaspoon baking soda
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1/2 teaspoon salt
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1 3/4 cups milk, (440ml)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1/4 cup butter, (60g | 2 oz)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
</span><span style="color:#323232;">1 large egg
</span>
Senshi,

Or keep it simple instead: 1 egg 100g flour Add milk while stirring until nice viscosity is achieved

And off to the pan you go, add a drop of oil between each pour when not using non-stick pan.

I never add anything else like sugar or butter to the mix. I don’t eat pancakes “pure”, I add jams, honey or syrup afterwards. It’s a simple base food like plain bread.

usualsuspect191,

I’ve only ever seen pancake mix in either a re-sealable bag, or just a box; never a bag in a box.

Imgonnatrythis,

Bag in box is most common configuration in US.

Shardikprime, in Trying to be difficult

Literally became big chungus

xenoclast, in Bets on the next one?

With every price increase

doctorn, in Keep it safe and simple.
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

What exactly about these are not ok for kids, though? 🤔 I don’t see any problem here…

Lemonparty,

Well you see it’s because they drew them with boobs and curves. Nevermind that women anatomically have those things…kids don’t need to know that.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Yeah, breastfeeding is only for adults… 😅😂

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Being a girl or a woman. Absolutely not appropriate to show girls or women to children.

DavidGarcia, in What a difference a decade can make

of course the moon exists, but it is hollow. it is a reptilian space ship and arrived 12.8k years ago

Senseless,

How can it be hollow if it is made out of cheese?

Zorque,

It's swiss? With a huge air bubble in the middle?

Zorque,

Nah, it's a giant spider egg.

Don't worry, though, when it hatches it will inexplicably lay an egg the same size and density as the first one somehow.

Maultasche,

Space Whale, not spider. The spiders are the parasites that live on the egg.

Zorque,

Oh, well, that makes sense then.

TheLurker, in Bets on the next one?

At the rate they are going, 404 is the next thing you will see when going to their shit site.

FlyingSquid, in Bets on the next one?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

At one point in time, I would have said something like ‘Dave’ as a joke. But now the UK has a channel called Dave.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_(TV_channel)

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Where shows never die, they just go on repeat.

Mac, in Healthy work/life balance

How to sleep:

Step 1. No phone/TV/screens in the bedroom
Step 2. No screens 30 min before going to bed
Step 3. Go to bed at the same time each night
Step 4. Set yourself up to actually get enough sleep

Try this for 6 weeks and then if you seriously still cant sleep discuss with a doctor.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

thing is, this is basically just saying “just sleep bro”, i can’t do any of these things.

if i go without screens i will go mad from boredom, if i go to bed the same time each night i will lie awake in bed until i go mad with boredom or get up because fuck that noise, and what does “set yourself up to get enough sleep” even mean? that’s terribly vague.

i have yet to find anything that lets me get even vaguely consistently good sleep, i’ve tried all the things people say to do and it does NOTHING if it’s even feasible in the first place.

Meowoem,

Yeah people giving simplistic life advice generally don’t understand the actual issues because they don’t have the problem, it’s painfully common especially with things like insomnia, anxiety, and similar ‘just don’t worry about things’, ‘have you tried not being depressed and just going out and doing stuff?’, ‘just lay down and wait until you sleep’

I can lay my head on a pillow after a long walk, no screen time and all the other shit they say and still spend the entire night caught in churning and bubbling anxiety that builds and builds until I’m as wired as a crackhead.

I’m not saying don’t try things people suggest but I guess don’t expect them to work and beat yourself up with them. If you can’t find something that works for you then see a doctor about getting sleep drugs, while you meme seems to be pushing the Puritanical idea that anything but a natural life is bad that’s totally stupid and op should be ashamed.

We’re complex biological machines that go wrong in a myriad of ways, it’s perfectly fine to require the addition of outside substances to moderate and control your health - honestly future generations will probably be shocked how few people used sleep aids.

Of course not every drug works the same on everyone and many can have negative side effects so it can take some shopping around but talk to medical professionals.

(Full disclosure I don’t take medical sleep aids due to other complications but I know many who do and swear by them)

Godort, in Trying to be difficult

Just stuff the bag back in and then gently shake the box and it will go back to normal

AgentGrimstone, in Pro-Tip: use the same password everywhere so you don't forget

Capslock

markstos, in Bets on the next one?

HBO 360

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

HBO U

someguy3, (edited )

TIHI. All the name successors are already in place.

JoShmoe, in Trying to be difficult

Then you had run advanced physics calculations just to put back inside the box.

Neato, in Bets on the next one?
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Don't get why they'd want to be known as Max. Max is far, far inferior to HBO in content.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

HBO is a premium brand, if they name their streaming service with that name and they start pushing up crap realities as Netflix did their brand is going to be destroyed.

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