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mojo, in Yoga Flamed

Heard is hot so duh

Isoprenoid, in What a difference a decade can make

Also science way back: “Hey guys, isn’t phlogiston just the absolute best? And lobotomies are so cool they deserve a Nobel prize.”

mriormro,
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Did you think this was a clever response?

Isoprenoid,

Did you think this was a clever response?

Arcity,
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Lobotomies still work in certain cases of epilepsy

ininewcrow, in Compulsion
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Checks alarm … alarm is fine

… Checks socials …

… Scrolls news feed …

… YouTube video …

… More news feeds …

… More socials …

… Scrolls memes…

… Scrolls more memes …

… Comments on memes …

… scrolls more memes …

… Checks socials again …

… Scrolls more memes …

… ALARM GOES OFF …

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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How did you get my schedule?

ininewcrow,
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I was only able to fetch data for the past hour

HenriVolney, in Yoga Flamed

I thought things were a bit more complicated than Heard being a sadistic hore. She was only convicted after Depp staged an open trial in order to avenge his initial conviction.

Kusimulkku,

Staged an open trial huh

mojo, in Hedge your bets

tru, so it sounds less demanding. but idk tho

rimjob_rainer, in Compulsion

Just use 24h like an adult, bro.

GhostMatter,

A decade and a half ago, I couldn’t even find a 24h alarm clock in Québec, Canada. I had to order one online. Even though I’d been using 24h time all my life. Thank you, anglophone neighbours.

technologicalcaveman, in Just play it cool

My girlfriend will make a bath for both of us and have it so fucking hot that i can't see in the bathroom from all the steam.

Cylusthevirus, in We must collect more
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The thing is he's a really cheap drunk because you never have to serve him anything over a certain age.

WarmSoda, in We must collect more

Good actor makes good acting poses

Sparkega, in Just play it cool

My experience is the same. How are women’s bodies so tolerant to hot water?

WarmSoda,

Women are hot.
Basic science.

balderdash9,
lightnsfw,

I’m a dude and I crank my showers all the way up. Yes, my skin is in shambles.

Pat_Riot, in Yoga Flamed
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I’m not certain who either of these people are.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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On the left we have Amber, Johnny Depp’s ex-gf, that enjoys long walks on the beach and pooping on your bed when she’s upset with you like an angry dachshund.

On the right, Will Smith’s wife Jada Pinkett. Not sure where to start with her except to say I wouldn’t trust her alone with your kids friends.

BobbyNevada,

I just Imagined Johnny rubbing her nose in it saying “Bad girl, No pooping in Daddy’s pillow!”

snooggums,
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We don't need to know your kinks, thanks.

LanternEverywhere, in Hedge your bets

Honestly though, this is a good addendum to any advice given or received, because not everything works the same for everyone at all times.

Stamets, in Yoga Flamed
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I would happily die alone, thank you very much.

willya,
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So you’re going to commit a murder.

Stamets,
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How the fuck do you know that

WarmSoda,

We know, Stams. We’ve been watching you.

Stamets,
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ivanafterall,
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This is exactly the kind of stuff that has us concerned.

Stamets,
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Let me fuck my squidboy in peace

WarmSoda,

Cthulhu: what are you doing step insignificant human?

Stamets,
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Uwu tentacle daddy

Stamets, in We must collect more
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I never noticed that before. We’re swapping through Leo memes like Leo is swapping through Leo girlfriends.

balderdash9, in We must collect more

Also, why is alcoholic southern Leo so relatable

DragonTypeWyvern,

Idk but I honestly think it’s the best he’s ever looked.

Which is weird, because it’s also his most most morally awful character.

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