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Fridgeratr, in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.

Sushishire? Hmmm

buzz, in The system is broken
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But… This is just misplaced.

Blame capitalism, landlord just have no choice but to operate in the only system available.

TJDetweiler,

I think landlords is kind of blanket statement. I think most rational people aren’t blaming the landlords who own a single family home and rent the basement suite. I think it’s more referred to companies gobbling up single family homes and rent gouging their tenants.

This is also Lemmy, so, you know, fuck cars, fuck trucks, fuck landlords, fuck Windows, fuck Google, fuck conservatives, fuck you, fuck me, etc etc

bitwaba,

This is also Lemmy, so, you know, fuck cars, fuck trucks, fuck landlords, fuck Windows, fuck Google, fuck conservatives, fuck you, fuck me, etc etc

I don’t think I’ve ever seen something I agreed more with. Fuck me.

And fuck you.

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

I want to add into your great list of fucks - fuck private seashores. These rich cunts bought out the entire east cost shore and only allow people into small private reservations. Fuck that.

And then people have to subsidize their flood insurance? Or help with storm recovery? Fuck that.

doctorn, in My Ex loves to swat
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Cops are like a box of chocolates…

…they’ll kill your dog.


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moosetwin, in I have a bad feeling about this...
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death by newberry medal

willis936, in He also objects to crosswalks.

If Jesus got the wheel I don’t think he’d want to come back to life.

BananaPeal, in He also objects to crosswalks.
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possiblylinux127, in He also objects to crosswalks.

we need a Christ on a heist community

HRDS_654, (edited ) in What can I do for you THIS TIME

Me when my parents visit me randomly and want me to help with some random project.

doingless, in He also objects to crosswalks.

Larger boats had wheels to control their rudders though. It’s a historically valid expression.

Assman,
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Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.

Source: naval historian

Okay that’s a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia

doingless,

Yeah probably 17th century - confirmed as early as 1703 but expected to have existed earlier. So I was definitely wrong. But how do we know it wasn’t invented thousands of years earlier and forgotten? But yeah, not in Jesus’ time.

Assman, (edited )
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Maybe Jesus invented it and forgot to write down the design? We’ll never know.

(Does this guy know that 1703 was the 18th century?)

possiblylinux127, in My Ex loves to swat

The dog is going to die if peoples lives are on the line. Dog life < person life

FabledAepitaph,

Is that so?

Seasoned_Greetings,

That typically requires an officer to determine if a life is actually at risk because of the dog. Call me crazy, but I don’t think anyone who interprets a Chihuahua as a life risk needs to be serving on a swat team.

possiblylinux127,

Well those little dogs can be mean so it may be justified

chiliedogg, (edited )

Our Chihuahua that’s abnormally strong strong from steroids because of her Addison’s disease has trouble getting out from under a weighted blanket.

Yeah, they can be loud assholes and they can break skin when they bite, but they can’t take a squirrel in a fight. They’re far from a life-threatening danger to armored kill teams.

possiblylinux127,

Yeah I’m aware I just think its funny. (I have a little dig and he is well behaved)

Seasoned_Greetings,

Never thought I’d encounter someone who seriously proposed the “well little dogs might deserve to die too” argument. So congrats on that.

I hope you never serve on a force that encounters animals, because you’re the type to justify shooting a dog after you’ve done it.

possiblylinux127,

You clearly haven’t been around Tutsi when he gets upset.

Seasoned_Greetings,

“I shoot dogs when they get upset”

Yeah, we know buddy

nifty, in Until we meet again!
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.

byroon, in Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

How about the Odussy. Is that something?

Gigan, in Truly the most important stuff is Culture War
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

The media talks about inequality all the time

thefloweracidic, in C.B.T.

I’ve watched many videos about CBT

Spacehooks, in My Ex loves to swat

I read this in Hoot voice and it just made it better. Really in brand for him.

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