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EmperorHenry, in Inspiration
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Ah yes…New Walla Walla, New Nimrod. New Nenana, New Miami

clearleaf, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size

This is why the android Easter egg should always be a minigame and not just a sprite that changes colours when you tap it.

Octopus1348,
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The Android 14 one basically is. Press and hold the rocket to launch, then you can go and find a sun, planets and other stuff there. The objects even have gravity! Not the most interesting, but nice to explore when you’re bored.

wazzupdog, (edited )

You just reminded me of the cute cats that nougat had as part of that version’s Easter egg. I miss that little thing. Android 12’s sucks.

RootBeerGuy,
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pewgar_seemsimandroid,

there’s an app(probably multiple) that gives you every easter egg

Octopus1348,
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Yeah. I always knew EasterEggCollection but just found this one.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

the one i have is just called easter egg on nova

headmetwall, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size

I keep a mini (~100) epub/pdf library on my phone for those occasions.

Agent641, in Inspiration

Big Jian Yang energy

paddirn, in Skeletor loves you and wants you to live

Meh. If it didn’t start after Jan 6 and Trump’s first term (when he had the seemingly best chance to do it), I’m not so sure it would start now (if he loses again).

If he wins, we’re headed down the path of a dictatorship and maybe we have something happen then, but him losing is just gonna be a bunch of MAGAts whining some more.

possiblylinux127,

Honestly you are probably right. (Assuming the news doesn’t invent something)

paddirn, (edited )

That’s not to say we’re not on the precipice of fascism. That he even has a decent chance of winning the presidency again after that shit show of a first term shows how unbelievably stupid a good portion of Americans are, but they’re also goddamn cowards who won’t do shit if Trump loses, other than piss and whine. “Violence” if he loses is going to be a tantrum.

TheControlled, in Inspiration

I mean, it’s a bunch of immigrants naming things after their home. Or it’s a bunch colonists claiming things… For their home.

possiblylinux127, in My Ex loves to swat

The dog is going to die if peoples lives are on the line. Dog life < person life

FabledAepitaph,

Is that so?

Seasoned_Greetings,

That typically requires an officer to determine if a life is actually at risk because of the dog. Call me crazy, but I don’t think anyone who interprets a Chihuahua as a life risk needs to be serving on a swat team.

possiblylinux127,

Well those little dogs can be mean so it may be justified

chiliedogg, (edited )

Our Chihuahua that’s abnormally strong strong from steroids because of her Addison’s disease has trouble getting out from under a weighted blanket.

Yeah, they can be loud assholes and they can break skin when they bite, but they can’t take a squirrel in a fight. They’re far from a life-threatening danger to armored kill teams.

possiblylinux127,

Yeah I’m aware I just think its funny. (I have a little dig and he is well behaved)

Seasoned_Greetings,

Never thought I’d encounter someone who seriously proposed the “well little dogs might deserve to die too” argument. So congrats on that.

I hope you never serve on a force that encounters animals, because you’re the type to justify shooting a dog after you’ve done it.

possiblylinux127,

You clearly haven’t been around Tutsi when he gets upset.

Seasoned_Greetings,

“I shoot dogs when they get upset”

Yeah, we know buddy

possiblylinux127, in He's ready for anything

I’m jealous of Grandpa if he gets to shoot that and I don’t.

possiblylinux127, in Skeletor loves you and wants you to live

I don’t think so as people have been saying that the war is coming for 10-20 years.

ButtermilkBiscuit,

I’ve been to Sam’s club on a Sunday after church, meal team six ain’t gonna do shit. I’m so sick of hearing this dumb fucking idea that somehow these fastfood patriots are going to do anything except continue to scream at clouds and die of fox news induced aneurysm. Sick of living in this dumb fucking bizaro country where trump is the second coming of christ and school shootings can’t be stopped! Jesus God damn toe sucking Christ. Is the soda rotting brains? Do micro plastics cause fuckwit syndrome? SOMEONE ANSWER GOD DAMNIT.

Lemminary,

these fastfood patriots are going to […] die of fox news induced aneurysm COVID

🤭

jubilationtcornpone,

Recent discoveries in indicate that lead poisoning is way more prevelant than previously thought. Intellectual disabilities are one of the symptoms.

Kosmokomeno,

When you believe in nothing, anything can be real

grahamja, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size

This reminds me of having a palm pilot as a teenager. It played mp3s, and had pdfs, but otherwise you could only take notes and fiddle with settings. I read all of the origonal halo books off of it.

Atin, in Government money

If governments had paid to cover mortgages instead of just hand outs to major corporations the GFC would not have been so bad.

ummthatguy, in Guide me otter
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buzz86us, in Inspiration

Come to NY… we have Florida, and Poland within 50 miles of each other.

pascal,

Georgia has Paris, Athen and Rome.

buzz86us,

Oh we have a Rome too

cm0002, in Regeneration masters

Damn kids and their young bones. If my kid breaks a bone it’s a couple weeks and done.

If I break a bone it’s going to be months, probably PT and random pain in that area for the rest of my life :/

RootBeerGuy,
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What if, and hear me out on this, you let a kid break your bone?

Rubanski,

Don’t forget that they don’t fall as far. Their little heads are maybe 1m above ground

imPastaSyndrome,

That’s why the smart consumer breaks children’s bones instead of their own!

phoenixz, in Truly the most important stuff is Culture War

This is what Republicans love, hence all the rheeeeeeing about it.

Transgenders in bathrooms? OMG OMG, RIOT! Forget that we’re robbing you blind, making everyone poor and ruining the Country, focus on the next tiny insignificant issue that no one really cares about!

Even the illegal immigration thing is nothing but a diversion. There are issues die to immigration in the US being handled horrible, but that is by design, they want something to point at.

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