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smashboy, in This is what I mean when I say I am on diet

It’s probably an old pic, but doesn’t seem right to make fun of a child’s body like that.

Aggravationstation,

Or to show that much of it

dangblingus, in Big brain time

Meme doesnt make any sense.

EatYouWell, in It's not fair

I stand by my belief that society got gendered clothing wrong. Anatomically speaking, men are better suited for skirts and women pants.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Scotland tried, but the damn English wouldn’t let things be

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

They still put on the kilt for special occasions like weddings and such.

EatYouWell,

Kilts are making a comeback, though. I’m currently shopping for a kilt to wear hiking/backpacking.

HawlSera,

Right? As a transgender woman who has had the surgery, let me tell you pants are fucking amazing now.

DanglingFury, in Population of USA in units of Canada

I didn’t realize so many people lived up in the northeast

candyman337,

Yes, the majority of the population in the US is in the northeast, that’s why people hate the electoral college system. It gives a significant amount of power to a majority voting minority. A better way to represent a minority would be a ranked choice system.

Nougat,

Electoral college vs ranked choice voting is a false dichotomy. You can do one, the other, both, or neither.

The way to eliminating the electoral college, since it is enshrined in the constitution, is either a constitutional amendment changing to a popular vote method (highly unlikely), or the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact.

avogadro,

And both ways involve the states that benefit from the disproportionate power choosing to give it up.

candyman337,

Yeah I didn’t say it was ever gonna happen unfortunately, I’m just saying it SHOULD happen

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I didn’t realize so few people lived in the Northwest. I thought Seattle was bigger than that

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

that yellow space has pretty much all the empty space all the way into minnesota. it's all big rocks, missile silos, and prairie dogs.

Ranvier, (edited )

It’s big, not huge, but there’s not a lot of other big cities out west. In terms of metro area population, it falls right in between Detroit and Minneapolis.

Kowowow,

Well when you are settling east to west some people don’t like taking super long dangerous trips

DoctorWhookah, in Rust Lord squad for life

Are we bringing back the Shaggy memes now?

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Shiiit I wouldnt argue!

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Not even 10% of them

Krauerking,

Hell yeah! Bringing back Shaggy memes!

DoctorWhookah,

Oh yea, I’m all for it!

havokdj, in It's not fair

Not even gay but I’ll be damned if I’m separated from my short shorts.

I destroy my muscles for more than one reason, I’ll enjoy the fruits of my labor thank you very much lol.

Toto, in Population of USA in units of Canada

Americans won’t understand this because our population is measured in metric

sirxdaemon,
@sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca avatar

I like how because it’s units of Canadas, it’s an even 10 parts.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I didn’t catch that at first. Makes it even better!

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

deca-canuck

hakunawazo, (edited ) in My smoke alarms give me a similar look
Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Ever since I first saw this meme, I’ve never been able to say or hear the word “crispy” without laughing.

hakunawazo,

Yes, me too. And it ruins the dramatic scenes of The Dark Knight more for me than Nolans taste in volume control.

treadful, in This is what I mean when I say I am on diet
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Fitness last taco in my mouth.

devfuuu, in Planning ahead

I’m in this picture and crying.

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Did you know sleep deprivation is associated with emotional disregulation?

can,

shut up ;_;

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) in Planning ahead

Finally an original and relatable isekai premise

XbSuper, in Big brain time

Your meme is bad, and you should feel bad.

CobblerScholar, in A little perspective

Oh and did “they” steal your sweet roll too?

21Cabbage, (edited ) in My smoke alarms give me a similar look

Your oven has a clean cycle for a reason, turns that and all the other disgusting shit you’ve probably been splattering all over the inside into much easier to deal with ash. Don’t worry about starting a fire in there either, the inside of the oven is supposed to get hot.

Edit: I should clarify what I mean by "don’t worry about starting a fire in there. Of all the places in your house, save for a fireplace if you have one, the oven is by far the best place for a fire to be. So if a fire does start in your oven during the clean cycle it’s fine, hell go watch it because it’s the closest thing you get to a fireplace in apartment life.

Bondrewd,

How do you turn on the clean cycle on my 30 year old Gorenje gasoven?

Cenzorrll,

Set it to hot as fuck for an hour

21Cabbage,

Oven clean cycles are generally hot as fuck for multiple hours.

kometes,
@kometes@lemmy.world avatar

Ash and smoke

21Cabbage,

It’s not that bad, even when it’s as bad as it can get it’s not that bad.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

Your oven has a clean cycle for a reason

My oven has a clean cycle??

21Cabbage,

Probably and you should use it about once a month assuming you’re in the United States, I genuinely have no idea how far that feature has spread.

Kusimulkku,

It was a joke. My oven definitely doesn’t have any such features. I’m not in the US and the stove is at least over 20 years old

chatokun,

Yeah, that don’t worry about a fire mindset cost me over $4k and the ability to rent apartments for like 5 years. The story is a bit more nuanced than that, but a fire broke out behind my oven while it was left on for a while.

hrimfaxi_work, in My smoke alarms give me a similar look
@hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

How often does everyone full-on clean their oven? I do it 2x per year, which I thought was me being a gross slacker, but a couple of my coworkers just made it seem like that’s way more than normal.

spacecowboy,

Most people don’t clean their ovens. Most people are slobs.

Steve,

Its already burned to pure carb, whats the difference. It will get cleaned when I move lol

Kusimulkku,

Hell yeah

aeki,

I have only cleaned it right before moving out of an apartment.

Kusimulkku,

Probably when moving out of the apartment. So about once in a decade

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