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MrShelbs, (edited ) in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH
@MrShelbs@lemmy.ca avatar

I really want to live in the alternate reality conservatives live in. How can you live your life and create problems and scenarios like they do? Boredom? Poor mental health? Insecurities??

Like us trans people are just here, trying to exist and live our lives.

hamFoilHat,

You know you are using your, um, robot genitals, to um, destroy marriage or play sports or go to the bathroom or something.

thorbot,

It’s from all the years of brainwashing from religion and Fox News

MrShelbs,
@MrShelbs@lemmy.ca avatar

The religion part is really sad because my entire family is very catholic and they don’t mind me being trans at all. They keep telling me the Bible preaches love and acceptance, happiness etc. Oh well 🤷

thorbot, (edited )

You have a good family who care more about their family than their belief system. That’s pretty uncommon but I am very happy for you!

mojo, in It's not fair

Trans post?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Sort of?

I see it as also applying to anyone who just wants to dress however they want without labels or resistance.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Like, I’m a cis bi man, but I still own at least three skirts and I wish I could find a dress that fit me

sigmaklimgrindset, (edited )

Learn to sew from patterns and get a 2nd hand sewing machine, best decision of my life. You can google free patterns, and if you get your hands on a digital sewing machine you can literally automate it.

Franzia,

Usually this kind of person is fashionable rather than trans.

Decoy321, in My dishes deserve the best

Well yeah, I don’t eat food off my furniture.

UndecidedYellow,

You probably could if you changed your sponge

usualsuspect191,

Then you don’t need to cry over spilled milk, you can just wring that sponge over the cereal bowl

AnarchoSnowPlow, in Some days are better than others

It’s almost like an economic system that purports itself as a fair system that rewards hard work regularly reveals itself to be arbitrary and rewards those that already have more often than not.

curiousaur,

The system rewards value. The core piece that seems unfair is that anything digital in infinitly duplicatible.

If I make furniture, and it takes me a week to make a dresser, then I can sell one dresser a week. If I’m a programmer, and it takes me one year to make a game, I can sell infinity games a week. Same with video content.

Wereduck,

The system rewards ownership, and owners sometimes are forced to distribute some value back to the creators of value to get that reward. Sometimes owners are forced to or benefit from sharing some ownership (like in the case of IP on YouTube).

It’s not unique to software, though the potential to infinitely copy software makes the relationship starker. For example owning a parcel of land is similar to owning a peice of IP, in that the creation/purchase potentially happens once, and rent can be extracted over time from everyone who utilizes it. The number of renters you can fit on a peice of software is theoretically infinite, but in practice limited by the number of potential customers, the availability of their attention, and your distribution Infrastructure, while the number of renters you can fit on a parcel of land is limited by its size and the structures on it.

Note that most owners did not personally create and do not personally develop what they own. Most software is not owned by programmers (who often make good money, but nowhere near the rent that is extracted from that software), and most homes are not owned by builders (who sometimes can’t afford the homes they build). It’s ownership which is primarily rewarded, and which spawns most further ownership.

ZombiFrancis, in Some days are better than others

Don’t worry, there are plenty of kids (and adults) with plenty more than that who didn’t have to go on YouTube and/or work for it.

RagingRobot,

I should have done that. Darn it!

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

Skill issue, get born into riches next time n00b

Marrenia, in It do be like that

Honestly what I’ve seen when driving that’s the most important is making yourself predictable for other drivers

RobertOwnageJunior,

Drive defensive. Don’t speed. Be Patient. Nothing more to it.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The don’t speed part definitely depends on the other drivers.

If you’re going slower than everyone else all you are is another obstacle they have to avoid. If you’re not comfortable keeping with the flow of traffic find another route.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Jam out to some cool music

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like following the flow of traffic is more accurate. If the entire freeway is going 5 or 10 over then it’s safer to do that than go slower compared to everyone

Asifall,

Eh, I don’t feel like it’s dangerous as long as you’re in the right hand lane.

SirStumps, in It is November.
@SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar

Piss one off and it will fly right at you.

feef, in Knock it the duck off

Even in iOS 17 the iOS keyboards autocorrect feels like it’s like 10 years behind the Of keyboards like SwiftKey at the time.

dangblingus, in I've become so numb, I can't feel you there

My daily reminder that too many people, even in 2023, don’t understand what a file extension is.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t help that Microsoft, in its great wisdom, decided to hide them.

2xsaiko,
@2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

They made it worse even. I had to deal with a friend’s Windows 11 computer the other day and it looks like even if you enable showing file extensions, it will still hide them if you go to rename the file (you know, the reason you’d usually want to enable it for). There’s probably still a way to make them show all the time but this was over a voice call so I didn’t want to mess around with it too much. Absolutely unusable.

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s actually gotten worse among Millenials and Gen Z. I teach chemistry at a college, and half of my students don’t understand how folders work, let alone a file extension.

HobbitFoot,

A few years ago, I had to tell someone to convert some pictures since they took them in .heic and being able to see them wasn’t standard. Their response was to manually change the file extension on each of hundreds of files from .heic to .jpeg.

balderdash9, in it is Wednesday, my dudes.

Facebook tier memes. Please let’s not make this a thing

anon232,

How the fuck do people not know wednesday frog?

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

What even is this?

plzExplainNdetail,
thorbot,

Eh, lighten up my dude.

I T I S W E D N E S D A Y

hungryphrog, (edited )

Too late, this is already a thing. You can’t stop us. By 2050, frogs will rule the world.

ininewcrow, in Knock it the duck off
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Duck, no ducking way, that’s ducking funny.

This sentence has now ruined my autocorrect

dylanTheDeveloper, (edited ) in It is a helpful forum though
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Worst is C code where people don’t specify what version there useing or they use features or functions from third party libraries they don’t include in the awnser when they post code (they post code with custom functions without pointing out it’s from an obscure git repo that requires a 1:1 ide setup).

And sometimes people posts code that appears to fix the problem but will end up causing massive code refractoring later

letsgo, in They're not equivalent

That’s why I draw them the other way round (-:

ErKaf,

But please… Please without nose.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

That’s right leaning. You may even add another dash.

Sotuanduso,

I just use a space : )

…on PC.

Classy,

What about

(•_ )•

Sotuanduso,
Nahdahar,

In my head it translates to an upside down face which is more like a signal of slight discomfort

superduperenigma, (edited ) in I've become so numb, I can't feel you there

My favorite limewire nostalgic memory is downloading a song, opening it up in WinAmp and hearing Bill Clinton say

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SidewaysHighways,

Limewire and they had ads for nintendo wii? Dang by that point I think I was on kazaa or bearshare

Norgur, in I've become so numb, I can't feel you there

I've become so numb, Antivir ain't there
Covered in toolbars, For lack of Adaware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is date hot singles in my area like you

kibiz0r,

And I knooooow, I may end up faaailing boot

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