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Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in What a silly thought, am I right?
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Trombone players don’t care. They can’t even hear you. Because they’re the loudest instrument and therefore the best.

kuneho,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

based

DoomBot5,

Not even a mention of the boner jokes? Do you even play trombone?

Abird1620,

It was hard for him to avoid. Thank you for relieving the pressure.

Dumbkid, in Not inaccurate
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I get it I was wrong, I have to be a muscle hunk OR Jack Black to be attractive

JudahBenHur,

yep. the only person here who isn’t in personal-trainer levels of physical shape is jack black. I’ve just been re-watching the bear and apparently they skip the scenes where carmi is spending 3 hours a day in the gym

db2, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.

Detrumped Home Alone 2. His bit in it is entirely pointless.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Drumpf will surely never recover from this

dual_sport_dork,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

He actually threw a big diaper baby tantrum during his presidency when it was aired on TV somewhere and his cameo was cut for time.

HurlingDurling,

I want this edition on blueray

thallamabond,

The somewhere was Canada, and the edit was done in 2014.

cbc.ca/…/cbc-trump-scene-home-alone-2-1.5408809

While I’m at it, it wasn’t president Trump that did the tantrum, but his son Jr. There was just a ton of media buzz around this to, which is unfortunate.

Kidplayer_666,

I mean, the hotel was his, and not like he asked for anything unreasonable

Stamets, (edited )
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Okay but he’s also a twice impeached rapist who actively made fun of disabled folks, trampled on the rights of everyone, and actively talks about attacking American democracy

So… Cut his shit.

ArbitraryValue, in What a feeling

Almost ten years ago, I was walking and as a car drove by, a woman inside it yelled something at me. I couldn’t hear what she said but I assumed she was catcalling me. That memory warms me to this day.

intensely_human,

I love it

morrowind, in Personal space
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“one person benches” you mean chairs?

surewhynotlem,

It’s clearly a one person bus without wheels

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Ramen
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I’ve had truly instant ramen when my friend’s brother came back from Japan. Dude brought a bunch of cool shit back, including a few cases of self heating ramen and a carton of self lighting cigarettes. Japan is like 500 years in the future.

Jyrdano,

The future as imagined 30 years ago.

Agent641,

The correct future. Not this corpro-dystopian bullshit

Aqarius,

Back when it was something to look forward to

FlyingSquid,
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I sincerely hope people aren’t still smoking cigarettes in 500 years.

sturmblast,

Humanity will always find a way to harm itself.

LotrOrc,

Let people drink/smoke

Obviously don’t let people drive drunk and have specific areas for smokers in public places

But if you’re chilling at your house or apartment and want to smoke one outside that shouldn’t be illegal

FlyingSquid,
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I’m not stopping anyone from smoking. I just hope people have given up such a dangerous and stupid habit by the 26th century.

LotrOrc,

Do you think they should give up drinking as well?

Two things humans have been doing as a species for over 5 thousand years?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you really arguing in favor of smoking cigarettes?

LotrOrc,

No I’m saying it should be people’s choice whether or not they want to

FlyingSquid,
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And no one said otherwise.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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They’re gonna be those reverse ones from The 5th Element and the government limits how many you can have a day.

Or maybe cancer itself is eradicated and smoking isn’t dangerous anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

tigeruppercut,

self heating ramen

wat??

Smokeydope,
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x4740N,
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lemmy.world/…/1324c52c-e802-46cb-8f04-aeeeaf0a3d2…

Just pasting the link here because it won’t load for me

tigeruppercut,

Ah I remember that scene-- I just didn’t think it was cheap enough to actually make sense to use in the real world. I wonder where they’re sold bc I don’t think I’ve run across one in the wild.

bruhduh, (edited )
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

The are existing self heating ramens by using the same tech USA army warms their MRE “just add water” no matter temperature

Sunfoil,

Exothermic chemical reaction heats the food, like modern military MREs

Kolanaki,
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There is a chemical heating element at the bottom of the cup. You add water, pull a string, and it will boil the water without a stove/microwave.

x4740N,
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It’s a thing, I just looked it up

tigeruppercut,

I just don’t know where you find it. I’ve been in Japan for years and never run across it.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Early bird
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I have a hypothesis that adolescents staying up late and the elderly waking up early is an an evolutionary holdover from a time when someone needed to be awake to watch for lion attacks.

someguy3,

That’s an actual theory afaik.

streetfestival, in It's all downhill from here
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That is such a funny image of Hank - pissed off look and posture, beer in front of him, tie loosened. He’s got something to say to somebody

balderdash9,

I’ll tell ya hwhat

ivanafterall, in I feel like his character's catchphrase would be irritating
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If you bump Texture Quality and Geometry Detail up to High or Ultra, it should fix this.

Anamana, in Saving the world can wait
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Wtf is she fishing for anyway? Blue whales?

BluJay320,
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Nessie

state_electrician,

And where the hell did she get that giant fishing rod? Looks like it’s at least 70m long.

Anamana,
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Probably just ripped out a radio mast lol

Ilovethebomb, (edited ) in Also likes food!

Loves Taylor Swift, has strong feelings about pineapple on pizza.

I hate online dating.

Dampyr,

Tell me something that I don’t know

Do I look like someone that can read minds?

Nepenthe, in Was it not ripe enough or something?
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

I wish I could tell if this was fake. But I've worked in retail before

Dragster39,

Always remember, 50% of the population has an iq < 100 and a significant part of the population doesn’t know reflection besides their mirror alter ego.

Selmafudd, in Doesn't help that I had bedbugs once years ago

I’ve had this is reverse… I was at work talking to a few people and I feel the hairs on my ankle move so brush my other foot over it, feel in again so brush my foot again. Happened a third time and I’m like this is getting serious so lift my leg up to brush it with my hand and cop a handful of huntsman. It’s about that time I realise someone was watching my foot the whole time and she didn’t say a thing, just let the whole thing play out

spookex,

That sounds like something that I would absolutely do. Just observe and wait for chaos to happen while making a vague comment from time to time

phorq,

“Hey, how many legs do you normally have on your leg?”

TimewornTraveler, (edited ) in This is for (almost) all of you

fk off, wontchange my diacord name and i wont add an avatar. aint trying to use this like social media, dont care who knows or recognizes me. the only reason my username isnt 469764357 is my own memory

cheeseburger, in Yes. We're better than you.
@cheeseburger@lemmy.ca avatar

I started slashing my 7s and 0s in university; it’s just easier to distinguish them thanks to the abundance of Greek letters, symbols, and notations used in engineering. Also my bad printing was further marred by constantly nodding off while taking notes, so anything to improve clarity.

Sotuanduso,

θ

slackassassin,

Ya. Math and engineering totally ducked up my handwriting. I mean, it was already pretty bad. But all those other letters didn’t help!

Knusper,

ξ fucked me up a lot more than it probably should have…

klemptor,

In undergrad we called that tornado because of how our Math Phys professor wrote it.

The_v,

I spent 10 years in research, slashing your 7’s and 0’s is absolutely required in data keeping. Every intern/tech I had got the handwriting lesson.

I also change how they wrote capital G after too many “is that a 6 or a G” moments.

cheeseburger,
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Absolutely G’s and 2s!

modifier,

Exact same except I didn’t go to college and it was 100% because I couldn’t read my own writing well enough to distinguish without them.

rothaine,

All about slashing Z’s

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