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hOrni, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

It’ll have a canon. I’m sure very soon they’ll start mounting guns on the hood.

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Your going to want to get the extra strength windshield wipers with 200 p.s.i. washers to clear off the remains of humans.

pacoboyd, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.

Also, freezing and smoothies later is a thing

Barack_Embalmer,

I got some amazing strawberries in the summer and forgot about them in the freezer for many months. They were a little freezer burned, but I turned them into a SENSATIONAL sorbet, with some glucose syrup infused with mint leaves, a little lime juice, and a whisper of xanthan gum. I use this double-bowl method for making ice creams and sorbets.

pacoboyd,

Whoa, sounds amazing, I’ll have to try it!

Sabre363, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

BMW started it

wrath_of_grunge,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

Dodge started the trend of making their pickup trucks be stupidly huge.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

“But ma airflow!” they’ll counter, seemingly oblivous to the fact that even the t-600 Kenworths have a smaller grill and work just fine.

https://carsbase.com/photo/Kenworth-T600_mp653_pic_50717.jpg

CADmonkey,

Its also easier to see someone standing in front of that KW than in front of a 2023 Silverado.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Yup, I’ve driven kenworths since the mid 90’s, never once ran over anything I didn’t intend to. Visibility is pretty good in those things.

psivchaz,

Okay but what did you intend to run over?

instamat,

Those motherfuckers had it coming!

youRFate,

There was a post recently where they figured out that you have better forward visibility in an Abrams tank than in several modern suvs and trucks.

x4740N, in Kills me every time
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I hate this shit because your eyes get teary to get the thing out of your eyes but then people think you’re crying and it’s especially worser if you’re an introvert

Gork, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

Are you truly an American if you don’t own one of these for the express purposes of turning it on its side and grilling steaks on it?

Oxnvat, in Time changes us all
@Oxnvat@lemmy.world avatar

SpongeBong HempPants!

uid0gid0, (edited ) in Night vs Morning people

If you’re sleeping off a night shift and I’m up early I’ll be quite as a church mouse. But if you’re just laying in bed for no reason then you can deal with the noise of whatever I need to get done

Honytawk,

Why? Night owls aren’t allowed to sleep until they wake up by themselves?

Morning persons are allowed to fall asleep whenever they want. You don’t see us shouting just because you are already asleep before 12 'o clock.

Schroed4,

Depends on how far we’re talking here. 8pm bedtime? Reasonable. 4pm bedtime? Yeah no I’m not tiptoeing for you.

Similarly, 8am wakeup? Ok I’ll tiptoe if I can. Noon? Probably no.

Honytawk,

8pm bedtime is not reasonable to us. In Belgium the law says we can make noise until 10 before neighbors are allowed to call the police.

So by your logic, I can keep shouting next to the place you try to sleep for an other 2 hours.

Schroed4,

I’m very confused by this statement. Does nobody in Belgium really go to bed before 10? If you knew your neighbor had to be up by 4am every day and had a child, and knew they had to go to bed by 8, would you not try to be nice if they were nice in kind?

naeap,
@naeap@sopuli.xyz avatar

Never worked nightshifts?
The cleaning crew at the hotel on my last business trips are always extremely noisy. But I’ve just hit the bed after my shift, some breakfast and a beer.
Would be nice to at least once get 6 full hours of sleep…

Schroed4,

I have not but I simpathise for you. I tried to word my reply to indicate that there were cases that didn’t follow my rule of thumb… Cases like yours it makes sense to wake up… Frankly whenever.

Sidhean,

“I only respect people who live similarly to me”

ZombieTheZombieCat,

You shouldn’t disturb other people whether they’re asleep or awake. Buying a pair of slippers or flip flops for indoors and not slamming doors and cupboards isn’t exactly a monumental ask at any time of day.

Schroed4,

I think that’s fair and true so long as both parties can talk about it and come to an agreement and understanding.

Kusimulkku,

Day time just is the default living time

unceme,
@unceme@lemmy.one avatar

I get up at 6 and go to bed at 10 for work but I’m gonna be honest anytime before 9 am or after midnight is quiet hours imo

MossyFeathers, (edited )

Only because rich sociopaths decided that it was better to force the serfs into working at the same times than it was to allow people to work around the clock according to their own sleep schedules. Before you try to tell me that this isn’t a rich people thing, you absolutely can’t convince that it didn’t start that way. Rich people’s money may not trickle down, but their bad opinions and beliefs sure as hell do.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

Doesn’t it come from farming and probably even before that, with humans being diurnal

MossyFeathers,

And what about the humans who kept watch at night?

Kusimulkku,

They kept watch so rest of the tribe could sleep.

MossyFeathers, (edited )

Right, but they’re not going to do their job very well if they’re sleepy. Over time evolution is going to select for the nightwatchers who don’t get sleepy and overlook the shadows in the night, leading to humans who are comfortable being awake at night, and humans who are comfortable being awake during the day. The day humans get food, make clothes, etc for the night humans who make sure the farmers, gatherers, etc are safe when they’re asleep.

Edit: I wonder if there’s a correlation between being ADHD, being a night owl, and gun ownership. ADHD is speculated to be a residual evolutionary trait from when humans were hunter gatherers due to a typically heightened awareness; I wonder how often ADHD humans found themselves as the nightwatch as humans graduated to farming.

Kusimulkku,

I’ve been on night watch. Yes you aren’t as alert when you’re sleepy but that’s just something you have to deal with.

It’s interesting theory that there’s evolutionary nocturnal humans but I’m not sure how concrete that is. In any case, humans being diurnal isn’t contingent on absolutely everyone being like that. It’s just the default with most being like that.

grff,

All the lazy people down voting you

Donkter,

Pretty lazy to be sleeping at 8pm

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

“”“lazy”“” okay what if I think you’re lazy for not being up at 2am?

It’s scientifically proven that humans actually have differing sleep cycles. This has evolutionary advantages which is why it’s a trait we retained.

AeroLemming,

Imagine how lazy you must be to go to bed early. You should be up doing things. /s (ofc)

Honytawk,

Lazy people can’t stay up until 2 o clock.

at_an_angle, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.

If you wash berries of when you get home with white vinegar, they will last so much longer.

littlecolt,

Whoa. I wonder why. Do you know the science behind this?

at_an_angle, (edited )

I read on it years ago, but I think it helps kill the mold spores.

“It’s not exactly that vinegar itself extends the life of berries. It’s the fact that vinegar is so acidic that it kills or inhibits the growth of a lot of the bacteria and fungus, including mold, that may grow on berries, which makes the fruit last longer,” explains Sean Brady Kenniff, EatingWell’s senior digital food editor. (By the way, this same technique should work to clean just about any fruit, not just berries.)

257m,

Does the white vinegar ruin the taste?

littlecolt,

As long as they don’t soak in it, probably not. It sounds like you just give them a splash.

at_an_angle,

The way I wash them is to place a colander in a bowl and fill with 50/50 lukewarm water and white vinegar.

Wash them off in that. Pull the colander out and rinse with cold water. Set aside to dry.

sloppy_diffuser,

I did it a couple weeks ago after seeing this tip here. No after taste. They were fine for about 4 days but on day 5 every strawberry was covered in fuzz instead of just one or two.

sigmaklimgrindset,

Genuine question, how do you wash raspberries? I feel like they get mushy if I wash and leave them, so I do it right before eating them.

mtchristo, in Night vs Morning people

So fucking much this. They have no respect for the owls

mouserat,

And they are so f*cking proud of being up early as if a short sleep is something worth to accomplish

constnt, (edited ) in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

There is a law in the US that says trucks must meet a certain Miles per gallon fuel economy. But there is a loop hole that says trucks over a certain size are not included in that law. So as long as the trucks are ridiculously big they don’t need to worry about their fuel economy.

Edit: it’s the CAFE law.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This seems counterintuitive

postmateDumbass,

Welcome to the USA of today.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Makes money without having to make effort to better their cars, seems very intuitive.

constnt,

Because car companies send lobbyists to Congress and pay to influence bills.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

*bribe

It’s legalized bribery.

seaQueue,
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

It’s called lobbying if it occurs in the registered geographic region of Washington DC, everywhere else it’s sparkling bribery.

DavidGarcia,

because they didn’t want to piss off the blue-collar demographic, they’re a huge voting block and drive trucks for work.

that’s politics for you. creating nonsensical laws that aren’t made to fix problems, but only to curry favor, be that with voters, lobbyists, whatever

minibyte,

drive trucks for work.

That’s a bold assumption.

baldingpudenda,

Should be to work. I work in an office and about 25% drive trucks to work. Not one of then tow, off road or carry anything in the back, but will definitely pay 125k thanks to loans on their big boy diesel truck.

afraid_of_zombies,

One of the laziest shop steward’s nephew I have ever dealt with had one of those trucks. You telling me a guy like that is hauling lumber on the weekends?

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Yes. A lot of the people who drive trucks do so because “I’m a big boy! Listen to me make lots of noise in my big lifted truck! Vroom Vroom!!”

If people are actually using it for a small business or whatever, sure, I’ll live, but most of the people who buy them are just buying them because they want people to know their dicks are small.

SlopppyEngineer,

and drive trucks for work.

Over here (in Europe) they just changed that. Reduced tariff is only for trucks registered to a company. Private persons pay full. It cut back on truck sales drastically.

AngryCommieKender,

At the time the law was passed, the carve out was for work trucks which made a minority of the market. Possibly less than 10%, but they also put tariffs on the light trucks imported from Asia, and so now almost 30 years later we have the situation we’ve got now.

We need to revoke the tariffs on the light trucks for normal people.

Also make it so you have to have a business licence to buy them, and a CDL to drive these “work trucks”

Anticorp,

Does anyone make light trucks anymore? Even Toyotas are 3x bigger than they used to be.

AngryCommieKender,

Isuzu still has a light truck division, and the Asian market still has loads of smaller vehicles, we just need to get off this “tank obsession” here in the US

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

In Europe we have vans, they use barely more fuel than regular cars (at least until the really big ones) and can be used for just about any trade.

brygphilomena, (edited )

We also need to get rid of the chicken tax

afraid_of_zombies,

Someone must be. Every time I am in Asia I see mini pickups. Would love to have one for my work.

Anticorp,

I looked everywhere for a truck of normal size when I was truck shopping. Midsized trucks are bigger now than full sized trucks were when I was younger. The only way to get a small one in the USA is to buy something that’s old.

brygphilomena,

Those damn chickens ruining light truck imports.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Link or source?

constnt,

…cmu.edu/…/WS-FootprintFuelEconomy-EP.pdf?shem=ss…

…umich.edu/…/cafe-standards-could-mean-bigger-car…

…wikipedia.org/…/Corporate_average_fuel_economy

thetruthaboutcars.com/…/how-cafe-killed-compact-t…

transportpolicy.net/…/us-light-duty-fuel-economy-…

The footprint-based system means that selling more small vehicles does not necessarily help manufacturers meet the standards. Smaller vehicles are subject to more stringent requirements, such that a manufacturer of smaller vehicles has a lower CO2 standard while a manufacturer of larger vehicles has a higher CO2 standard. Footprint systems encourage improvements in efficiency, regardless of vehicles size, and have relatively little impact on vehicle size mix. Unlike a weight-based standard, a footprint-based standard encourages use of lightweight materials while maintaining the vehicle size, without subjecting the manufacturers to a higher CO2 requirement.

MeatsOfRage,

“your vehicle needs to be efficient by law, unless your vehicle is super inefficient then no worries there big guy”

afraid_of_zombies,

It won’t stop until we treat anything with the title “truck” as a real truck. CDL and weightstations.

Soggy,

I’m fully in favor of tiered and more rigorous licensing. Basic license should only clear you to drive a small, low-power sedan/wagon/hatchback. Vast majority of people won’t ever need more than that.

deo, (edited )

holy hell. that’s just idiotic. who has that much money to blow on gas?

edit: i saw a post recently saying it costs some truck owner $80 to drive to and from work. i did the math and estimated 8 mpg, so i thought they were exaggerating. but nope, my estimate was pretty damn close to reality, and that’s an absurd amount of money to just throw away every day

ArtificialLink, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.

Storing them in a sealed mason jar actually has them last way longer.

kubica, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Lights would be higher to blind as many people as possible.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

2070 seems like a stretch.

SkyezOpen,

I saw a truck like this last week. The hood must’ve been over 5ft high. Absolutely ridiculous.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

A real stretched grill, so to speak.

JoShmoe,

I refuse to believe that these vehicles are not already plaguing our roads.

MindSkipperBro12, in Kills me every time

constantly and painfully rubbing my eye to get it out

“I’m fighting for my fucking life here!”

CaptainBlagbird, (edited )
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

xD Meanwhile your eye while you’re making it worse: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/030/359/cover4.jpg

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