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phoneymouse, in Where is spork?

Some things just aren’t worth over complicating

robocall, in Where is spork?
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How does a salad spoon work? Is it for potato salad?

VonCesaw,

They’re fairly large and they serve regular salad, they’re made to not crush delicate parts such as cherry tomatoes or delicate lettuce

Vinny_93, in We did it?

They say history is written by the victors. I wonder who wrote this.

Inb4 ‘Probably Victor’

gerryflap,
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Didn’t know a virus could write

Neon,

idk, according to Plague Inc. rules it lost

Perfide,

There are still thousands of infections daily(~35,000 in the first week of 2024), and thousands of deaths weekly. Unless Plague Inc. rules have changed, Covid hasn’t lost yet.

empireOfLove2, (edited )
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Author: Victor V. Victor

Emerald,

Who will win?

XTL,

A survivor.

ininewcrow, in Where is spork?
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Aww … come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon

assassinatedbyCIA,

The soul spoon

pewpew, in We did it?
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I’d say to my kids: “I was there when it was written”

CptEnder,

“It’s true, all of it”

RootBeerGuy,
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“Even the shitposts?”

Especially the shitposts!”

PlainSimpleGarak,

My man.

zeppo, in Where is spork?
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Soup spoon is the best.

aeronmelon, in I swear I'm not filthy

“This is not a request, this is an announcement.”

ElBarto,
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The announcement happens after they’re already inside.

tjsauce,

“We mean business. Don’t mess with us!”

RQG, in We did it?
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Another one for my once in a lifetime crisis collection.

Aielman15,
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Why only once? The best things always have a sequel.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Then people born after 70s must be in a cinematic universe

meyotch,

Born in ‘71. Would really like a chance to catch my breath, but stuff won’t stop happening

hydrospanner,

Would really like a chance to catch my breath,

That’d be the covid…

Klear,

I warned you about stuff bro!!! I told you dog!

Serinus,

I hear they’re going to get a lot more frequent. I expect two Katrina-like events in the next ten years in Florida.

Maybe the tenth will be free.

Rosco, in Where is spork?

I don’t know what’s weirder between soda spoon and salad spoons.

ArmokGoB, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I think you can bring it to Master Rahool for a piece of exotic gear.

Smokeydope, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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My personal idea is that they are objects created both to flex metalworking craftsman skill and in worship of sacred geometry. Ancient peoples ascribed divinity to the harmonies of the universe, especially the harmonies in mathematics like geometry. The fancier looking platonic solids like dodecahedron and icosohedron have almost magical levels of symmetry built in to them making them both aesthetically pleasing complex shapes. The fact they even exist inspires philosophical and even spiritual thoughts. As far as I understand romans had some very impressive archetecture incorporating mathematical ratios almost constantly, archetects and metal workers may very well have needed to worship geometry as a divine aspect in order to achieve such neurotic levels of mathematics in their aesthetic.

ApathyTree, (edited ) in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?
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I look at my keys when I type and I’m not ashamed of that. I always have, since Oregon trails on 5.25 floppy in the early 90s.

I could probably train myself out of it, and I can type whole sentences without looking, but only with the 6 fingers I normally use, rather than the full 8 most people use, and it’s a fucking chore. Frankly, it seems like a massive waste of mental resources to learn to type without looking, and I actively resisted learning it in typing classes in middle/highschool. I’m not doing data entry, so whatever I’m writing is a creative process, and that benefits from sight. I get eyes on what I’m doing while I’m doing it, and again when I check it over. It worked out very well for me when I started typing in Cyrillic, I just added transparent stickers. Homework was a breeze; I was looking anyway! :)

Yes I fucking want backlit keys. Even if just for when I’m laying in bed at a weird angle and can’t see the key layout, or sitting in a dark room. I would want them in a drunken stupor, too, even tho I use my phone for that browsing, which is backlit by default.

In summary, backlit keys are the shit. I spent a gob of money on a backlit, rechargeable, wireless keyboard, and I regret nothing.

Mammothmothman, (edited ) in I swear I'm not filthy

Bruv they are saprovores. They eat rotting food. And crawl all over it and spread whatever was growing on the food wherever they walk. Pest insects are labeled as such for a reason. But hey its your living space…

Hyrulian, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?
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Me switching from a gaming keyboard to a keychron:

mojofrododojo, in Breaking News

by one what, one layer of ditchmeat?

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