Agent641

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How exactly do the gays transact for sex with their spouses? Like, do they pick one who will withold sex from the other until chores are done? Or do they swap roles monthly? How do they decide which one will be the begger and which one will grudgingly submit to their clumsy, sweaty defilement?

Agent641,

My 12 year old thinkpad is still my daily driver.

Speakers stopped working 5 years ago tho. Only BT audio out, now.

Agent641,

37 here. Just gotta make it through this quarter hour.

Agent641,

“You are running out of ‘It is what it is’, are you sure you want to continue?” [Y][N]

Agent641,

They read it as a recipe not a warning.

Agent641,

Characters Welcome- ‘Totally not a cult’ and ‘Two trenchcoats inside of a kid’

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EDIT: To any three-letter agencies who might be reading this post, I was uploading Linux ISOs and scientific research papers. I would never dream of uploading copyrighted material…

Shit, this guys good!

Agent641,

Thats far too many big words, just tell me who’s dog to shoot.

Agent641,

If you have a jpg or png file, you can upload it to Google drive, then right click and open in Google docs, and it will OCR the text for you.

ULPT: If you get paid annual leave and you're definitely going to quit your job soon, ask for a large pay rise first. When you quit, your accumulated annual leave will be paid out at the higher rate

I had 6 weeks of annual leave saved up. Im changing to a job that pays significantly more than my current salary. When my boss asked me what it would take to stay, I asked for a salary increase of 35% which he begrudingly gave me. Then I quit. This equated to an entitlement payout of about $10,700 instead of $8000 on my previous...

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