Agent641

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Agent641,

37 here. Just gotta make it through this quarter hour.

Agent641,

Pirating an AI. Truly a future worth living for.

(Yes I know its an LLM not an AI)

Agent641,

FAA if you’re lucky. If youre unlucky, the baloon police are an F-16 with a sidewinder

Agent641, (edited )

The CIA secretly discovered and then raised from the seabed fragments of a lost soviet submarine in the 60s, in order to obtain soviet nuclear secrets and warheads. Some bodies were recovered with the wreckage.

Even though it was a super secret operation and the middle of the cold war, the CIA put together a respectful and moving funeral ceremony for the soviet submariners onboard the recovery ship, and they were then buried at sea. The ceremony was filmed and later, after it was declassified, the ceremony was shared with the soviet leadership and the known families of the submariners.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypyBdVZhU

Agent641,

Same with red cabbages.

Its a conspiracy by Big Red to profit from infringing on Purple’s intellectual property. All the other primary colours are in cahoots. Its time to take down their shadowy cabal.

Agent641, (edited )

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

Agent641,

The oil is now outside of the environment

Agent641, (edited )

Currently working on it. I met a 46yr old woman thru AA who plays minecraft to better connect with her kids, 9 and 12. Taking her out to dinner tonight. Wish me luck.

Agent641, (edited )

Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *

I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

Agent641,

But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?

Agent641,

Of all the comics I’ve read today, this is one of them.

Agent641,

When will the EU force Vim to let users out?

Agent641,

Slides $20 across table

How about now? 😉

ULPT: If you get paid annual leave and you're definitely going to quit your job soon, ask for a large pay rise first. When you quit, your accumulated annual leave will be paid out at the higher rate

I had 6 weeks of annual leave saved up. Im changing to a job that pays significantly more than my current salary. When my boss asked me what it would take to stay, I asked for a salary increase of 35% which he begrudingly gave me. Then I quit. This equated to an entitlement payout of about $10,700 instead of $8000 on my previous...

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