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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

Pixelfed: @hobo

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Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

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None of the numbers are centred.

ElBarto,
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When life gives you lemons, make an insanely unsafe van home with an open wood fire and plenty of cheap exposed wood.

ElBarto,
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And that’s why you need a secure and tight plug.

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First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

ElBarto,
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Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

ElBarto,
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Better?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/83fec26c-7f61-4017-b520-7f1cecbb9e41.jpeg

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All you do is put the top between the palms of your hands and rub them together like you’ve just come up with an evil plan and they pop open.

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For the same reason I only put $10 of fuel in at a time … I’M BROKE BITCH!

ElBarto, (edited )
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There’s a moment when they’re getting interviewed where Trey slips into reality for a second before the acid rolls back in.

Here it is..

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Plus the moment he made it rain during his Superbowl show whilst playing purple rain.

I don’t care what anyone says, it rained because of prince.

ElBarto,
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But he’s passed out in the back, so this teenagers gonna slap your burger together.

ElBarto,
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As a toothless and broke person this got me good. Been a while since I’ve been this personally attacked.

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D https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/87729f20-b85b-4ce2-8feb-774a9866aec9.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a5307d01-ffa5-4f2d-a942-b79b2298122b.jpeg

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The right kind of petty.

ElBarto,
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God I hate the idea of that being your last days… Why do people just purposely wander deep into caves?

ElBarto,
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NO! You must pick a side and fight!

ElBarto,
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Hey, at least you made it on the map.

ElBarto,
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Here. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bb15bf16-6760-4989-a8c5-f68d5bb8e6ac.jpeg

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Wealthy socialite Human Woman had it all, ceo of the top you feel bad magazine, house on top of building and even a tiny enslaved bark beast, the only thing Human Woman was missing was a chemical reaction.

Human Woman receives a electrical waveform, Human Woman’s Human Grandmother mush box has stopped, Human Woman emigrated in moving iron box to original location, meeting Human Man also from original location, chemical reaction happens and Human Woman And Human man become human Couple

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Con: has to return back to Homebase to recharge, possible loss of infrastructure and life.

ElBarto,
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Hahahaha cool, Linux with ads and tracking and all the spyware you could ever want.

ElBarto,
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Wait, you can lie on the internet?

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How many of us do you think are gonna be around or capable of it, I’m pushing 40 and I’m fucked, the thought of another 30 years sounds exhausting.

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Fuck, I left the oven on.

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