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Hello. I am a single, middle aged man from midwestern United States. Pic is not me.

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Honestly, this is a lot better / more hopeful than other stories. These people are doing far better than the homeless in tents. In winter.

Like these poor people: https://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-nenookaasi-homeless-encampment-packs-up-and-moves-three-blocks-south/600332431/

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THANK GOD. I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

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Scamazon

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Looks like it will be a BROWN Christmas here this year. Which is a grim fucking reminder that we've fucked the planet and it is only going to get worse.

So. There's that.

guyrocket,
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The dirty truth is that almost all sci-fi "aliens" look a hell of a lot like humans.

guyrocket,
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Well maybe, SuckMyWang, people just don't want to.

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Boomba

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I'm still trying to buy physical CDs. It is getting more difficult, but they're still around.

This shitshow will only get worse, NOT better.

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Now name 1 starship NOT named Enterprise.

guyrocket,
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OK, I'll bite: What systems reward kindness?

guyrocket,
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Just like yo momma every time I visit.

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Protip: Just take a box from a shelf. They give them away anyway.

But the better tip is to always take a cart at Costco. And never expect to spend less than $100.

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One time. At band camp...

In high school a friend of a very attractive popular girl asked me if I liked popular girl. I thought she was playing some kind of prank on me so I said no. It was not a prank. She really did like me. To this day I wish I would have said yes.

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DO NOT take the full bag out of the box. You will regret it immediatly.

guyrocket,
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Next question: How to get the whole EU to take this legal position?

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That guy needs a new gf.

guyrocket,
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Birth control pills? Huh?

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There are people in TN and AR that think they're Midwestern?

"Y'all" talk too funny for that, now.

(I kid, I kid!)

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Yeah and just imagine the car insurance costs for those apocalypse-mobiles. It would cost a small fucking fortune every month! How can anyone afford to drive one of those?

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I feel like this witch should say "Foiled!" more often.

guyrocket,
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TIL "chu" is the sound of a kiss.

guyrocket,
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My best typo: relationshit

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Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.

It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!

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Good, but the US should do better. I would support outlawing new construction of non-renewable energy. And strict timelines for utilities to become renewable.

I think we're past the point when we should just "encourage" or incentivize clean energy. We need to DEMAND it.

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