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Hello. I am a single, middle aged man from midwestern United States. Pic is not me.

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Related question: Does everyone that gets covid lose their sense of taste?

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Tips I have learned over the years. In priority order.

  1. Buy a sonicare toothbrush. They are supposed to be better than even Oral B because of the sound waves they produce. May seem expensive but far cheaper than almost any dental procedure. Studies have shown that electric toothbrushes clean better than manual.
  2. Brush daily.
  3. If you cannot brush one day at least use a flouride mouthwash.
  4. Do not use water on your toothbrush. Something in water hinders the effectiveness of flouride.
  5. Do not rinse your mouth with water after brushing. Leave that toothpaste on your teeth.
  6. Buy a water pik and use it. They clean better than flossing.
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The appeal of games like this is so odd to me. They're moronic on one hand but viscerally addictive on the other. A very interesting psychological dynamic going on with this whole genre.

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Imagine having to put your lips on it, blow it, and jerk it off to get it to make silly fart sounds!

Which items/products were you once able to get from local shops on a whim that you now more or less have to order online?

Sometimes I find myself shopping for things that I’d prefer to go out and get within the same day, but now I’d have to order and wait a few days to get…So I’m wondering what some of those things may be for you?

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Something something deez nutz!

Haha. Gottem!

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Its NOT camping if you don't sleep in a tent.

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So glad this is tagged 18+

Truly obscene

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I just think to myself: What would a robot do?

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You buttslap your hair towel?

There must be a German word for that.

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I started making some soups recently. So easy and so good.

But. Nothing. Nothing! Beats. My. Chili.

I need to make it now...

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Missed the chance for them to be around a campfire. Holding a roasting fork behind marshmallow's back.

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French: 80 is four twenties ("Quatre-vingt")

Edit: not four tens, four twenties. I can't count in any language, dammit!

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Decreasing privacy does little to stop bad actors. That is an odd and false correlation.

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I second a headlamp. Almost mandatory if you're camping I think. I got some cheap ones and use them around the house / garage too. More useful than they seem at first glance.

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Yes beard, not not beard.

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Get a metal one and put it in the dishwasher. Or get a bottle brush.

Also, occasionally filling it with white vinegar and letting it sit overnight can help clean deposits.

ETA: In general putting plastic in the dishwasher is not advised.

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Yo momma so FAT her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so FAT when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food.

You momma's so NASTY, when she takes off her panties it sounds like velcro.

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