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platypus_plumba, (edited )

I’d totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal.

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

“Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I’m adding the stickers myself, thanks”.

platypus_plumba,

I can help you with that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I have no idea what I meant, but it was dirty as hell.

platypus_plumba,

What were you expecting?

platypus_plumba,

You missed “jwvsbdodbdvedzufcrc”

platypus_plumba,

It looks so good. This is a very big compliment, it comes from a Domino’s pizza enjoyer.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Not being political here, just thinking logically. Isn’t it possible for a subgroup of a large group to do X while another subgroup of the same large group does Y?

I’m not sure if these options are mutually exclusive when it comes to large sets of individuals.

This is just logical thinking, I have no statistics and this is not a political stance.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

They didn’t convince anyone of anything, they just have a great free-tier service, so people prefer using it than self-hosting something. You can also self-hosted Github if you want the features they offer, besides Git.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

It’ll take them a single step on them to understand these were used in wars. That they are no longer used because they were probably banned for human rights violations.

platypus_plumba,

Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?

platypus_plumba,

It’s a comic strip, nobody is looking for historical accuracy here. The interaction is funny, that’s it.

platypus_plumba,

Is that supposed to be better?

platypus_plumba,

What is this art style, it is so creepy. I love it.

platypus_plumba,

I’ve only had beef with a single dev ever. The maintainer of Prometheus, Brian Brazil, or whatever his name is. His attitude is so shitty towards people proposing actually good ideas that would push his product forward.

platypus_plumba,

Accepting it is a low hanging fruit is the saddest thing I’ve read today. It’s so obvious our society is fucked! Don’t you have something more creative to say, dumbass?

platypus_plumba,

I’m just here to say that lemmy should have an integration with Midjourney that automatically creates an image based on the content of the text.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

— 911 emergencies, how can I help you?

— My cat’s been sleeping on my lap for 2 days, I think I’ll die of dehydration!

— We’ll send two officers sir, but be patient please, their cats are on their laps.

platypus_plumba,

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

platypus_plumba,

Dies by open-source crowd linching

platypus_plumba,

Am I the only one concerned there’s a wishing fountain that anyone can use? Even Republicans.

jk…

platypus_plumba,

Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Don’t let anyone steal multiple personality disorder from you.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

Sure grandma… Watch your step

I might move again. (Or not) (lemy.lol)

I moved from Lemmy.ml because I liked the name of Lemmy.world and it ran a newer Lemmy version which meant I could make communities. I moved from Lemmy.world because they defederated from piracy communities they didn’t even host (but for some reason still kept the small piracy community they DID host) From thelemmy.club...

platypus_plumba,

Thank God I don’t give a fuck about Lemmy dramas. If it works and I like the content, I’ll sta.

platypus_plumba,

“So they used a picture of the Art’s Director unattractive son”

platypus_plumba,

I wonder if he honestly thinks women aren’t allowed to disagree? He thinks they don’t have a brain and opinions?

What does he think women are?

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