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rockerface,

Good luck pulling a door handle with elbows

rockerface,

Have these windows in an apartment in Ukraine

rockerface,

Do you have a problem? -> No -> Create a problem

rockerface,

You could say it’s a double-edged sword

rockerface,

The past tense in the book is concerning

rockerface,

Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can’t install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)

rockerface,

I’ve heard there are dope synthetic gemstones that are also cheaper to produce

rockerface,

Also known as: Ohno

rockerface,

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved

rockerface,

The consequences of unprotected handholding

rockerface,

So, like Venom?

rockerface,

It’s almost like Imperial system units have all been borrowed from different measurement systems that should have nothing to do with each other. Tho I could get behind 12 inches in a foot, that seems nice to divide

rockerface,

Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic

rockerface,

yes

rockerface,

How about I do anyway

rockerface,

I’ve always known the Bible is just a load of bollocks

rockerface,

You motherfucker…

rockerface,

It’s a fisting accessory

rockerface,

Looking at the comments, I could believe this is a bot generating memes. Are we getting Reddited?

rockerface,

I can assure you it also happens to neurotypical people. Or maybe I need to get diagnosed

rockerface,

Odin: “First time?”

rockerface,

Provooooking

rockerface,

Not if you take it back the next day

rockerface,

wdym “sudden”

rockerface,

And just like this, perpetual motion solved

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