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JakoJakoJako13, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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You need nuts/seeds. Peanuts, sunflower seeds, almonds, walnuts, pistachios. Any high fiber nut and seed will do. If you can get it in bulk, the better. Like 10lbs should last you for well beyond 10 days. But if you need to shit your brains out, well, uh. There it is.

Whisper, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

So,... to pass your D-test... :D... Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)

livus,
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Probably the kind of laxative that uses "bulk", so OP has plenty of material to work with.

sneezycat, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?
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The problem with downvotes is they're supposed to be used to push irrelevant things down and bring forward the "productive conversation", but...

...it's easier to use them as an "I disagree with you, get lost loser" button, and I feel like that doesn't usually help the discussion. And upvotes already bring up the good comments (although sometimes the most voted stuff is just memes and you miss the interesting stuff).

riktor,
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I disagree, get lost loser!
Jk I love your cat profile photo ❤️

Yewb,

Make it so you have to spend reputation to downvote, people would downvote less for disagree and more for bad content

Skelectus,
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I like the thought behind this idea but I don't think it's a good solution. It requires having a reputation score, which I think outweighs the positives here. I could also see people trying to play this system in a couple different ways, which is just plain bad for discussion culture: encourage others to downvote something without spending the reputation yourself, or collect downvotes with bait content in order to eat through other peoples reputation.

CoderKat,
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While you're right that that's a downside of downvotes, I think that it's far better than the alternative.

Downvotes means we have a way to discourage really bad behavior and lets others see that it's discouraged. For example, suppose someone posts something bigoted. It sucks to see those kinda comments (especially when they affect you personally). When those comments are heavily downvoted, it feels better, since it tells you that the views expressed in the comment are not acceptable. It's extremely discouraging when I see bigoted posts with a positive score. Without downvoting, they all have positive scores and it's just "less positive".

It'd be nice if reporting was able to remove such comments before anyone sees them, but that will never be the case. Too many communities don't remove comments fast enough and many more simply won't remove comments unless they're really bad, if at all. Some moderators are bigots themselves and others simply don't have the ability to recognize dog whistles that may be in comments. Or they're not personally affected by the malicious comment, so they can be more easily convinced that if the comment was politely worded, it's acceptable even if it's blatantly bigoted.

To be clear, it does suck that users will use it as a disagree button for comments that are otherwise good, but that is far, far worth it. The presence of downvotes were a major reason why I used Reddit (and now this) while disliking the likes of twitter.

sarchar, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Fast. Seriously. Drink just enough water to stay hydrated. Avoid diuretics like coffee and alcohol.

infamousbelgian, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?

I, for one, welcome the ascii overlord. (͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

SeatBeeSate,

Lenny on lemmy

git, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

I think it has people with above average reading comprehension because amount of people I saw that said opening a Lemmy account is too hard and they couldn't manage to do it is way too high

Grosshirn,

Yeah that's true! If an article is posted, the discussion shows that people really did read the article!

Very_Bad_Janet, (edited )

Early adopters of any innovation likely have certain personality traits that make them able and willing to assess a new technology and learn/overcome some obstacles to use it. Maybe those traits translate into pleasant, respectful online communication?

ETA: I need to see if I still have my old grad school copy of Diffusion of Innovation. It might have some answer in there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffusion_of_innovations

ETA1: Most everyone seems thoughtful and patient. So maybe those are early adopter traits?

dodgypast,

That's my thinking. As an example the people who usually end up answering people's tech queries are the most likely to end up here.

gylotip,

What does ETA mean?

Very_Bad_Janet,

Edited To Add. :)

MyMulligan,
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My wife is a teacher at a small district. She's watched student's abilities drop over the past twenty years and the time of covid left them severely lacking. Yes. Their writing skills are practically not there. It's truly sad.

SeatBeeSate, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?

🗿

Che_Donkey, in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Chef (35 years in the industry) moved family out of the US in 2019, opened a restaurant 4 months before covid, run it with my wife…still here & have a great vibe.

Hike (not too much now, gimpy tendon & old) Bike (shifted down feom road to mountain/trail) Beach (every day in the summer) Travel (so far we have been sticking with exploring more of our adopted country) Eating

brav0zulu, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@brav0zulu@midwest.social avatar

I didn’t see this answer, so sorry if it’s been said, but just don’t eat. It’s three days, after all. Incidentally I’ve read that if you ate solely what your body needed to survive, it would take 20-40 days to even build up enough waste to have to poop.

Wreckronomicon,

This might cause a different problem...runny shit and then they'll have no choice but to poop.

Stalinwolf,
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Holy shit. Alright, so naturally I have to ask if it's possible to eat just what you need to survive and still remain somewhat healthy. Or are you slowly withering at this point? What's the middle-ground here? How long can a person survive on just the bare minimum before their body becomes too weak?

Crackhappy,
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This is absolutely correct. You can survive just fine for three days with no food. You'll be tired and cranky but alive.

Quexotic, (edited ) in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

To the best of my understanding what you need to do is go to Ryan's steakhouse or try Haribo sugarless gummy bears

Edit: formatting

bumbly,

Or this review of fiction also read by @uselesslesbian2405 on youtube

fraydabson, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?

I personally prefer Kbin over lemmy for a few different reasons. But reputation isn’t one of them. I forget it even exists.

BraveSirZaphod,
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Literally just learned that it exists today from this post.

justanotherjo,

i learned about it because i noticed my profile has -1 reputation. i didn't even know this existed. I agree with others, karma on reddit was stupid and people used low karma as a way to gatekeep subs. you couldn't post until you have 100 karma, that sort of thing. It's bad for business in my opinion.

BraveSirZaphod,
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Fundamentally, karma limits were mostly used as an anti-spam measure, if a rather crude one. I was actually a mod of a couple relatively large subs, and while I did feel bad for the impact on new users, the benefit from how much spam we caught with it made it ultimately worthwhile. There very well may be better approaches out there though, and I am excited to see how things grow here, but it is going to be a problem that the Fediverse will face as well.

soybeanscheesesticks, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

hardypart,
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This shall go down as the first meta shit post in the history of Lemmy. I love it!

Skuldug, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Not said yet but just some salt dissolved in water. I remember not pooping for a week coming out of a hospital stay that had me on morphine. Tried the stool softeners and such. But lemme tell you. An 8oz glass of warm water with a teaspoon of salt and 30 minutes later it was go time. When I say go time I mean be ready, when it hits there will be no delaying it.

WookieMunster, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Low effort memes. It was good while it lasted, the one thing I do not miss from Reddit

Quereller, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?
@Quereller@kbin.social avatar

Look at ancient Egypt. Big piramides didn't work. Getting your name erased from the society (Tutankhamun) somewhat.

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