I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

Thedogspaw,
@Thedogspaw@midwest.social avatar

This is the shit posting I like to see

Ladha979,

Just take the dildo out for 5 minutes man, it's no big deal

Trent,

That was my thought. “I bet there’s a buttplug involved…”

Also posting to be part of history. 😁

MegaUltraChicken,

Honestly "butt plug" seems like the solution here.

DePingus,
@DePingus@lemmy.ml avatar

Chess champion in the making?

koavf,

I have fasted for three straight days on many occasions and it was pretty easy for me. Drinking zero-calorie beverages (coffee, tea, water) should be fine. This is not professional medical advice and definitely do not do this if you are an alcoholic, diabetic, or pregnant. Once you break the fast, do so with moderation.

cumcum69,

coffee makes a lot of people poop more

ungoogleable,

They’re not trying to fast. Sugary drinks (juice, non caffeinated soda, Gatorade, Pedialyte) are probably a good idea, plus calorie dense foods like energy bars.

synima,

Leaving a comment to be part of Lemmy history.

allywilson,

Glastonbury?

fastandcurious,

Stamp that i was here. Truly an outstanding post

chon,

Mysterious post indeed. Yet, it’s the asking of such an intimate, specific question in the most open of spaces what I find truly fascinating 😶

Spore,

If it’s only for 3 days you need nothing unless you get diarrhea.

Sleo,

This sounds like you’re on the hajj and don’t want to use the crappy bathrooms and wait till you’re in the hotel to poop. I would say drink lots of water, have some nuts and dates, drink some of the juices, stay away from rice and meat dishes. Enjoy the experience while you’re there!

dnzm,
@dnzm@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re going to end up needing a knife…

sverit,

Don't eat, just constantly drink something with some sugar in it so your energy level keeps up. That's it.

smallerdemon,

I figured this out. There’s a girl/guy there this person doesn’t want to take a shit around because OP is a notoriously stinky pooper. Everyone can go home now.

smashboy,

Commemorative comment for the start of Lemmy lore.

rjb,

I just finished watched Alone: Australia, one guy didn’t eat for over 20 days. Fasting may be a good option for avoiding needing to poo. I’d imagine you’d have to start that process maybe a day or two early. To get the best effect.

LUHG_HANI,
@LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world avatar

Absolutely. From the water fast I've read about after 3-5 days it gets much easier.

wildchandelure,

Truly an amazing post that needs a follow-up. We wait eagerly for the results of this journey. You crazy motherfucker lmfao

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