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imaqtpie, (edited ) in If you could travel to a place and time while you're a certain age - where would you go?
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Late 80s New York crime rates were pretty brutal. The city and music scene were definitely more vibrant and less sanitized compared with today though, so I feel you

Towerofpain11,

I have heard about this. Just had a look at the state of the subways between the 70s and 80s, they look so rough!

Vanth, in People that went to high schools with 3 or more floors, did you think that was a bit odd?
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No. Is it odd? Lots of schools where I grew up have 3+ floors, including grade schools and middle schools, not just high schools.

Kolanaki,
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My immediate thought was to a book series Sideways Stories from Wayside School, about a school that was built sideways so instead of being like 16 rooms side by side, it was a skyscraper.

intensely_human,

Any school with 3+ floors is a high school

OceanSoap,

Lol

BoxerDevil, in You have a magic pill, which de-ages you by 20 years. You can take it once in your life only, so long as you are at least 20. What age — past, current or future — do you reckon is best to take it?

Take it when I’m 18 and I will have never been born

HonoraryMancunian,

You’ll have 2 years in Minusland…

Minusland is a dark, gloomy region far beneath the surface of the Earth, filled up entirely with fog, and inhabited only by the invisible and highly dangerous Gnoolies, creatures which, with a single bite, turn their victims into more Gnoolies

…fandom.com/…/Charlie_and_the_Great_Glass_Elevato…

jeffw, in You have a magic pill, which de-ages you by 20 years. You can take it once in your life only, so long as you are at least 20. What age — past, current or future — do you reckon is best to take it?
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

I’m tempted to say 40, so I can relive the most physically fit part of my life, but maybe I should wait until I’m really old. Not sure

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Yeah stick with 40. What are you gonna do, be like “yeah it feels great being only 50 years again! Glad I passed up having a second twenties.” If you heard someone say that you’d think they were insane.

HonoraryMancunian,

True, but I was a doofus in my twenties. I suppose it depends if we get to keep our collected wisdom/lack of fucks or not

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

If I can’t keep my thoughts and memories, it’s not the pill for me

HonoraryMancunian,

Agreed

But then again, I do miss my party-hard years…

poopsmith, in What Kind of Natural Disasters Occur Where You Live? And How Have You Prepared for Them?
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Here in Seattle, the main scary natural disasters are earthquakes. We haven’t had a major one since 2001 or so, but supposedly there’s a massive one coming relatively soon.

ofcourse, (edited )

The 2001 Nisqually earthquake was also a different mechanism event than the one that can cause a really large earthquake (intraslab vs subduction). The last major subduction earthquake in the region was centuries ago and these earthquakes can exceed Mw9.0. Luckily they are not very frequent but there are indications that Seattle’s due for one.

Sea_pop,

We also have to worry about Volcanos, mainly Mount Rainier. That fucker is likely going to wipe out Orting, Puyallup and Eastern Tacoma/Fife. I5 is going to be impacted in a few spots. The entire region will be reeling from that explosion for weeks, if not months.

Kit, in What are some food items that cost less than what they "should"?

Ramen always surprises me by how it remains consistently cheap

otp,

And I’m thankful for it!

It kind of makes sense though. Pasta is cheap too. Most ramen packs are less noodles than you’d get in a bag of pasta, but with a bit of packaged salt/seasoning mix. It can also be manufactured anywhere with stuff that grows locally (at least where I am).

Lifecoach5000, in What are some food items that cost less than what they "should"?

I was told food is expensive now.

otp,

Bananas are still cheap, though!

AceFuzzLord, in What are some must have Firefox plugins?

For me, I cannot go without the flagfox extension on PC. Otherwise, I’d probably just be going over extensions everyone else has been beating like a dead horse.

cashews_best_nut,

Can you explain why? I installed Flagfox and it’s interesting especially cos I used to be a web dev but I don’t get why you’d really need to have it? No offence I just wanna know if I’m missing some hidden feature! 😂

AceFuzzLord,

I just use it because I like to see where a website’s server is supposedly located. No hiddeb features, just server location.

_number8_, in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

sorry this is gross:

i do not understand american’s aversion to the bidet. why would i want to wipe my ass with dry fucking paper rather than water? why why why. like it’s somehow ‘gross’ to use water. but scraping at wet shit with fucking tissue paper is hygienic and normal?

Mango,

Water coming from the nastiest thing in the building in contact with the part of my skin that’s got a low barrier to things passing through it? Get fucked.

otp,

I don’t understand why you’re so angry. Do you not get how bidets work?

Mango,

Angry? Don’t project. I’m grossed out.

deur,

Are you just fucking stupid? All water in the building comes from the same fucking place, the water in the toilet and the kitchen sink are the same until they fester.

There is nothing more hygenic than a bidet

Mango,

Yeah bruh, it’s fine until it’s at the toilet. Then it’s not fine. Get over yourself.

SPRUNT,

Do you… Do you think that the water in the bowl is what gets sprayed on your ass?

Mango,

Obviously not.

SendMePhotos,
woodenskewer,
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Is this like a mental locational thing? There is no way the unsanitary water from the toilet bowl can back feed into the water line. They are isolated mechanically via the tank float and by gravity because water can’t travel back up into the tank from the bowl. The bidet and toilet fill valve is piped into the same water line the hand sink is you use to rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth.

Texas_Hangover,

Motherfucker, you just shat out of your delicate asshole. Tap water ain’t gonna hurt it.

Mango,

I’m less worried about whatever diseases I may already have and more worried about those coming from others. You can have butthole splash time all you want. If you’re toilet is entirely private, maybe that’s even good. I’m not doing it.

Dark_Arc,
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I think it’s more… What other people did with the bidet hardware that might result in it spraying other things with said tap water.

dustyData, (edited )

You do know that toilets are like, the easiest to clean piece of furniture ever invented. Like the thing is designed to withstand being sprayed with chlorine on the regular. It’s literally a porcelain basin that has a built in water flushing system. If it’s your home’s private toilet, no one else but you will ever use it and you can make it as clean as you want it to before using it.

Even then, epidemiologically, in any given public bathroom, you’re several orders of magnitude more likely to catch an illness from the door handle than the toilet.

Dark_Arc, (edited )
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See “the cons”. I’m lightly convinced for private residences… Public restrooms as awful as I’ve seen them, I don’t know about.

washingtonpost.com/…/bidet-hygiene-pros-cons/

dustyData, (edited )

[About the study that claims changes in vagina’s bacteria] The study would “have to be repeated” for researchers to draw any conclusions, Swartzberg says.

This could go either way, bottom line, we don’t know.

bidet nozzles were contaminated with infection-causing organisms such as Staphylococcus aureus and Enterococcus spp.

So does your fridge, but no one is advocating against using fridges to store food.

You need to regularly clean it.

Uhh? duh. Such a radical concept, hygiene, that’s surely too much for most people. You also have to regularly clean your whole bathroom. What’s the con?

It’s also important to pay attention to your bidet’s water pressure and temperature

The level to which some articles infantilize adults is the really scalding issue here. Top water temperature of a typical household heater should be no higher than 120 F (48° C), unless you do something seriously wrong, my guess is you’ll be fine.

dustyData,

Do you also avoid brushing your teeth on the bathroom? Because I have some news about poop particulate and toothbrushes for you.

Mango,

No, but I don’t keep my toothbrush in the bathroom for that reason.

badbrainstorm,

Fear of the Koch bros?!

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s like having a second toilet seat. Takes more room.

Not from the US and live in a condo, so I’m speaking from a purely practical standpoint. My condo is not that big and having a bidet would mean that I have no place to put my washer and dryer at.

xor,

the bidet is an attachment to your toilet, not a separate thing

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh… well, it was a sparate thing back in the day, haven’t looked up new designs.

SendMePhotos,

Check out the new ones. They fit right between the toilet seat and the bowl lip. Super slim. Plus, always clean ass.

You know those poops you take when you wipe once and it’s already clean? It’s like that but ALL THE TIME.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn… this does seem like the way to go.

I will most definitely look this up, seems like a real time and money saver 👍.

Enkers,

That’s not really traditionally true. Modern ones are integrated into the toilet seat, but they used to be a standalone fixture.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, I was thinking about the old designs, haven’t brushed up on new designs.

Sure, in that case, I would consider it, why not.

xor,

they’re afraid they’ll enjoy it…

SendMePhotos,

I enjoy mine…

xor,

scary

egitalian,

Completely agree. I was raised with bidets/ water cleaning. TP That’s just a dry off or catch those last few drops

blazeknave,

American with bidet for 2.5 yrs. I hate shitting anywhere else now. Need a shower to get a new ass. Day is ruined.

SendMePhotos,

I think we got our bidets at the same time

blazeknave,

Woot deal?

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Same.

My ass is squeaky clean at home.

shalafi,

Installed one for my Filipina wife. Never used it myself. I have shit on that pot for months, still forget it’s there. Old habits die hard.

blazeknave,

Dude. Do it. Go. Right now. Don’t even need to drop heat. Just go freshen up.

nbafantest,

Yeah I gave it a go. Not a fan. Took a lot of drying and I’m not very messy.

Fal,
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Just use 2 squares of paper

Fuck_u_spez_,

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  • Empricorn,

    For the sake of your septic system, please don’t flush those! Not even the ones that lie and say they are “flushable”…

    lanolinoil,
    @lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

    OK guys – Think about this – What if you got shit on your hands or anywhere else on your body. Would you make this argument? Would you think that would be OK if someone told you they just wiped it off with a paper towel and went on about their day? no.

    thecrotch,

    I love how you’re being downvoted for having a personal opinion that harms no one but dares to go against the circlejerk.

    CancerMancer,

    Because dry wiping doesn’t actually clean your ass, it just picks up most of the shit and smears the rest into you.

    thecrotch, (edited )

    I understand why you like it. I don’t understand why the other person isn’t allowed to dislike it. Does it harm anyone if he “smears shit into the rest of him”?

    nbafantest,

    Yeah 2 of my close friends told me it was the greatest thing they’ve ever bought. I was very disappointed to say the least.

    NotMyOldRedditName,

    I got one with a dryer that makes that a lot better. It does take too long to fully dry it though, so it’s this middle ground of not too wet to dry off, and not waiting forever for the dryer.

    Fal,
    @Fal@yiffit.net avatar

    Do you not use any toilet paper? That’s gross. You need at least a tiny bit, it helps to dry too

    NotMyOldRedditName,

    Sorry my bad. Yes a little toilet paper. Much less because of the dryer.

    RavenFellBlade, (edited )
    @RavenFellBlade@lemmy.world avatar

    I own a BioBidet 2000. My friend Brian has one at his house and he convinced me to just try it. I did. And then I ordered one for myself before I left the bathroom.

    SendMePhotos,

    What makes it better than my luxe bidet that I got for $20

    RavenFellBlade,
    @RavenFellBlade@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve never used your $20 Luxe bidet to know the difference, but I’m going to assume it doesn’t have a heated seat, heated water, variable pressure settings, massage settings, and an enema setting. If those features don’t interest you, then nothing at all makes it better. Use what you like. My wife just really loves the heated seat in the winter time.

    KuraiWolfGaming,

    You had me at heated seat. Fucker’s cold this time of year. Feel like I’m going to get my ass stuck to it.

    SoleInvictus, (edited )
    @SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

    Tell Brian thank you. I just used his and ordered one too.

    Edit: I really did order one though, my current bidet needs an upgrade.

    banneryear1868,

    I don’t understand this either, toilets already require running water and have plenty of room to integrate bidet function. It’s not fancy tech or anything… in North America that’s sort of how they’re marketed though, with an emphasis on the settings, like its something you have to learn to use.

    thezeesystem,

    This is also gross. There’s a lot of men in the US that thinks touching there ass is gay so they never clean them.

    Mediocre_Bard,

    I have heard this so many times, but I absolutely refuse to believe that it is real.

    otp,

    It’s not a problem to touch there ass. It’s touching here ass that makes someone gay.

    Malfeasant,

    Where ass?

    otp,

    I don’t know! Wherever the there ass is that the other guy was talking about, I guess

    postmateDumbass,

    I’d argue anything past the first knuckle is on the spectrum.

    stringere,

    Why are we getting my ISP inolved in this imaginary ass play?

    postmateDumbass,

    $5/mo credit on your bill if you let them install a toilet cam.

    stringere,

    Is that $5 per knuckle?

    postmateDumbass,

    Its a sliding scale.

    stringere,

    Touché

    cosmicrookie, (edited )
    @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

    So they don’t even jerk off?

    SendMePhotos,

    That’s gay

    GoosLife,

    N O-

    spittingimage,
    @spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

    Surely that’s an urban legend, like truck nutz and decent beer.

    Silentiea,

    It is serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

    willis936,

    I used them while visiting Europe. They made my ass incredibly itchy. I’m good with the paper and washing my hands.

    chris,
    @chris@l.roofo.cc avatar

    How does water make your butt itchy?

    madcaesar,

    He was applying the water with a dildo 😞

    SplashJackson,

    Like someone at the bar whose seat is too far from the counter, he was trying to push his stool in

    Texas_Hangover,

    Ahh yes, deep cleaning.

    postmateDumbass,

    A very itchy dildo?

    dustyData, (edited )

    Uhhm, I’m not a doctor and this is not medical advice, but. You should talk to a proctologist about hemorrhoids or other blood circulation issues. Anuses are not supposed to itch when lightly sprayed with water, or ever for that matter, and that sensation might be a sign of tissue inflammation. Don’t ask me how I know this.

    willis936,

    This was many years ago. The itching didn’t happen immediately. Good advice to not take medical advice in social media comments.

    dustyData,

    The itching didn’t happen immediately

    That’s worse.

    kadotux,

    Somebody once said it to me like this: “If you faceplant into a pile of shit, would you rather wipe your face with a dry paper, or use water for cleaning”

    Snapz,

    I think you’re shitting wrong…

    Ataraxia,

    Bath tub. With soap. My SO washes his dick every time he pees and his ass every time he shits. After he wipes.

    CancerMancer,

    Ok that’s too far. You don’t need to get into the bath just because you pissed wtf.

    ARk,

    People don’t wash their ASS after they SHIT??

    winkerjadams,

    Sorry let me just wash my ass in the public sink when I gotta take a shit and I’m not home?

    Lightor,

    I think wet wipe would be best, and it’s my favorite option.

    otp,

    Can’t safely flush them though, no matter how “flushable” they claim to be

    spittingimage, (edited )
    @spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

    Pretty much every thread we have in this community, someone comes along to say “you should pressure-wash your asshole”. I’m mildly bemused that this is what Lemmy obsesses over.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    I was in Asia and got pretty horrible food poisoning. My wife suggested we head over to this Japanese mall. Spent the day there. Use the toilet, walk around, buy something, use the toilet. That was the ideal toilet to have in that situation.

    Silentiea,

    It’s not just Lemmy, the sentiment is on Reddit and such as well.

    dustyData, (edited )

    I’ve always heard it explained like this (which I wholeheartedly agree with). Imagine you’re hiking a trail in the forest, and you trip on a rock and fall. By chance, you land on turd of excrement, luckily it only smears part of your arm and elbow with shit. Would you be fine just taking a piece of toilet paper and scraping it off? Or, would you feel compelled to wash it off with water, perhaps also soap?

    Why wouldn’t you just use paper, if you scrape hard enough it wouldn’t even smell and be just as clean, arguably?

    If you would at least use water, why do you extend to your elbow a courtesy that you don’t extend to your anus?

    The point is that there’s a lot of people who walk through life with a dirty asshole, but then try to act morally superior regarding personal hygiene, and I think that that’s not right.

    spittingimage,
    @spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude, you think I haven’t heard that explanation before? Did you forget where we are?

    zSpider,
    ferralcat,

    Cultures who use bidets and not the bum gun will always confuse me. Ones a robot strapped to the toilet that does a medicore job at one thing, then other is a cheap water gun you can use for all sorts of shit (pun intended).

    TheSanSabaSongbird,

    They’ve become increasingly common in recent years. I don’t think there’s as much of an aversion as you appear to imagine.

    weeeeum, in Non-computer standing furniture

    This is why I do a lot on my kitchen counter. Sometimes I’ll eat there, do knife sharpening and knife stuff there, you could read a book there, drink my coffee (it has the coffee machine too), etc. also my kitchen window has an excellent view of sunrise

    otp,

    you could read a book there, drink my coffee

    I look forward to using your kitchen counter to drink your coffee!

    weeeeum,

    Also if you do go through with that make sure to get a soft mat to stand on. Standing on a hard surface for long periods is also bad for you (and painful, and cold).

    otp,

    Oh, don’t you have one? Or maybe we’d have to take turns until I can get mine

    intensely_human,

    I’ll be there too, mate. See you soon.

    FishFace, in People that went to high schools with 3 or more floors, did you think that was a bit odd?

    Surely any kid who went to only one high school is going to have, at the time, thought it was perfectly normal because that’s all they knew? I think our school had 4 floors in both buildings

    otp,

    our school had 4 floors

    Was it just really narrow or something in the middle of a cramped city?

    in both buildings

    …what

    FishFace,

    It had two buildings. Is that difficult to understand or what? Historically they were separate schools built close together. (Probably a boys and girls school but I don’t remember)

    Each had a main part that was a single corridor on 4 floors with classrooms off it. There were extra bits that weren’t part of the main corridor, too, which weren’t as tall, and the main part also wasn’t all classrooms; in one building the bottom floor was, I think, just toilets and changing rooms, then admin offices, and only then were there classrooms, but I can’t remember for sure. In the other building there were 3 complete floors of classrooms and I think one half floor, with the rest of the bottommost floor occupied by a gym.

    otp,

    Sorry, it’s not that I didn’t understand what you said, it’s that I can hardly fathom it.

    Most high schools I was aware of were two floors. In a single building, and I almost forgot to specify that because I’d never heard of a multi-building high school before.

    Zatore, in What are some must have Firefox plugins?

    I recommend:

    1. Ublock
    2. Sponsor Block for Youtube
    3. Return Youtube Dislike
    4. Hide Shorts for Youtube (I actually like shorts, but only on my phone)
    5. Stylus
    6. Decentraleyes
    7. Don’t Accept image/webp
    8. Rotate Image (rotates images in 90 degree increments)
    cyberpunk007,

    Doesn’t ublock handle the sponsors on YouTube? I never see those.

    killeronthecorner,
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    It removes ads but doesn’t handle sponsored content that is included directly in the video

    Dehydrated,

    Just wanted to mention that Piped has SponsorBlock and DeArrow built in. It’s also better for your privacy since you don’t connect to Google servers directly.

    cyberpunk007,

    Maybe I’m thinking of revanced that is skipping the sponsors…

    Dehydrated,

    Just wanted to mention that Piped has SponsorBlock and DeArrow built in. It’s also better for your privacy since you don’t connect to Google servers directly.

    cyberpunk007,

    Is there a website for this on desktop or do I need to compile it and run it as an app

    Dehydrated,

    There are multiple instances hosting Piped. You can look at the list of public instances and pick one you like: github.com/TeamPiped/Piped/wiki/Instances

    I also recommend the Libredirect addon, which automatically redirects all YouTube links to Piped.

    On Android you can use LibreTube, which also uses Piped.

    On iOS you can set up Yattee with this guide to use Piped. But you can also just use it in the browser if you like.

    dhhyfddehhfyy4673, in What are some must have Firefox plugins?

    Since it hasn't been mentioned yet, NoScript imo. Some sites run an absolutely absurd amount of scripts and the majority are not required for the site to function. So at best, there's no value from letting them run.

    tal,
    @tal@lemmy.today avatar

    That used to be a must-have for me about 20 years back, but today, it just breaks too much on too many websites.

    I could maybe see selectively-blacklisting particularly obnoxious websites, but I don’t think that whitelisting them is really practical today.

    Dehydrated,

    I could maybe see selectively-blacklisting particularly obnoxious websites

    That’s what uBlock Origin already kinda does for you. It’s not just an adblocker, it also blocks tracking JavaScript from various sites as well as a bunch of other crap.

    tal,
    @tal@lemmy.today avatar

    Mmmm…okay, but the parent comment I was responding to does have a point in that there are some benefits to blocking Javascript above and beyond just trying to deal with tracking. Like, if you’re on a laptop, there are sites that will burn a lot of CPU time – and hence battery life – doing nothing useful. Or, on an older machine, it can speed up page loading.

    My issue is just that unless you’re going to turn it on yourself on a site-by-site basis, killing off Javascript breaks too much of the Web today. It was a viable option to just have on back when there was a meaningful portion of the world that didn’t have Javascript available and web developers designed pages to deal reasonably with its absence and you were willing to deal with flipping it off on specific sites to deal with the occasional breakage…but today, it’s a huge portion of the Web that doesn’t work without Javascript.

    Dehydrated,

    No don’t get me wrong. uBO doesn’t block all JavaScript. It has lists with individual scripts that are known to be used for ads or tracking, and these get blocked. All the other scripts load as usual. This already improves website load times and probably also battery life. Another interesting solution for reducing CPU load may be DNS based blocking. That way, the CPU is not impacted at all, the browser tries to load the script but it just silently fails, because the DNS records for the tracking and advertisement servers won’t be provided.

    GlitzyArmrest, (edited )
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    I prefer uBlock Origin on hard mode instead, personally. Of course it probably isn’t as through.

    leraje, in Just an idea to make the Fediverse better, what do you think about it?
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    thecookingsenpai,
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    Woah, nope. Thanks, digging in it!

    thecookingsenpai,
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    mlg, in What are some must have Firefox plugins?
    @mlg@lemmy.world avatar

    uBlock Origin

    Optional: Dark Reader Wappalyzer if you want to see cool web info

    cashews_best_nut,

    If you like Wappalyser you may like BuiltWith and WhatRuns. 👍

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