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Ilflish, in What To Never Say To Someone Coming Out (BG3 Edition)

Gale: “I was Gay too. So happy. Happy to be with my excellent lover, did I mention? The god Mystra? Yes we were lovers oh how we used to…”

ivanafterall, in What To Never Say To Someone Coming Out (BG3 Edition)
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No you're not.

Bunnylux, in What To Never Say To Someone Coming Out (BG3 Edition)
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Wyll’s made me cackle at work so hard I had to put the phone down.

BrianTheeBiscuiteer, in Baldur's Gate 3 Stats Reveal Who the Most-Romanced Character Is and More - IGN

Wondering what the ideal romance with Shadowheart looks like. I picked her to hang out with at the first camp party but after that there was essentially no change in our relationship. Then when I finally got serious with Lae’zel she’s all, “I wish I was the reason you are so happy.” I mean, say something girl!

But 2nd playthrough, Karlach all the way.

HappycamperNZ, in Baldur's Gate 3 Stats Reveal Who the Most-Romanced Character Is and More - IGN

Sorry, im still stuck in the Miranda/Tali debate to focus on this one

rimorso,

There is no debate, Tali is the best.

HappycamperNZ,

You and I aren’t friends

FeetinMashedPotatoes,

The struggle of the debate continues 😔

vzq, in Baldur's Gate 3 Stats Reveal Who the Most-Romanced Character Is and More - IGN

I stabbed Shadowheart with a sharp stick and left her lifeless corpse in another dimension.

She had it coming.

cupcakezealot,
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she ran into your knife ten times

harry_balzac, in Baldur's Gate 3 Stats Reveal Who the Most-Romanced Character Is and More - IGN

I’m at the beginning of Act 2 and have avoided romancing any of them.

If I’m not getting any neither are they.

Wodge,
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Blueberry Muffin 4 Lyfe!

Anticorp, in What To Never Say To Someone Coming Out (BG3 Edition)

Idk, Halsten and Astarion have pretty great responses, especially Astarion.

Cheems,
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I thought asterions was hilarious

Anticorp,

And so very Astarion.

cupcakezealot, in Baldur's Gate 3 Stats Reveal Who the Most-Romanced Character Is and More - IGN
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The player has the option to either ask Halsin to stay in human form, or let him get his furry paws all over them; 66% of players asked for the former.

y’all need jesus :(

MindSkipperBro12,

Is he a romance option?

FooBarrington,

He is both a romance option and an orgy option

Godric, in Baldur's Gate 3 Stats Reveal Who the Most-Romanced Character Is and More - IGN

Loser ass clickbait, they could have easily mentioned it’s crybaby Shadowheart instead of the objectively thicc Karlach.

FooBarrington,

Shart is your first romance, when your options are her (who is more or less ambivalent towards you at first) or the frog (who fucking despises you). Of course people pick her while they don’t know about Mommy Karlach.

Second playthrough you know there is someone better waiting for you out there!

Hairyblue, in How to become a sentient cheese wheel in Baldur’s Gate 3 - Dexerto
@Hairyblue@kbin.social avatar

I have not had the pleasure of being a wheel of cheese. I love eating cheese and crackers though.

Denalduh, in How to become a sentient cheese wheel in Baldur’s Gate 3 - Dexerto

I laughed my ass off when this happened to me a few weeks ago. This game just keeps giving.

newthrowaway20, in How to become a sentient cheese wheel in Baldur’s Gate 3 - Dexerto

This happened to me. I caught the djinn cheating in his spin the wheel game and didn’t let up on accusations when I should have. Worth it.

FooBarrington,

Took me way too long to figure out that you can actually beat him at his game!

Crow,
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Nyurla is so good.

owenfromcanada, in How to become a sentient cheese wheel in Baldur’s Gate 3 - Dexerto
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If you’re curious, you can try to grab the manual on cheesomancy. It’s on a table nearby.

Hairyblue,
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If true, this is nice touch. This game is so well crafted by people who love D&D and making games.

owenfromcanada,
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Yeah, I secretly wonder if they hired a bunch of GMs to help with creative ideas like this.

Wootz, (edited )

I am almost certain that a significant amount of Larians employees have run games.

Studios specialising in certain types of games tend to attract people who are already into them.

Wube is full of engineers, Arkane is (or used to be) a haven for old rpg nerds, and Riot Games attract toxic assholes like a moth to a flame.

(The last part was a joke)

CADmonkey, in Baldur's Gate 3 Stats Reveal Who the Most-Romanced Character Is and More - IGN

Karlach, all the way. And not just because she’s a 7ft tall beast of a woman with a machine for a heart who “Winks at her foes as she slays them”, but because her personality is very close to my wife’s.

Also, there is a specific scream that Karlach does when enraged that flips all my switches.

Hairyblue,
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Also, there is a specific scream that Karlach does when enraged that flips all my switches.

I enjoyed reading that.

CADmonkey,

As much as I enjoy the scream?

Fun fact, my wife found out I liked it. And she ssid “I bet I could do that”. She didn’t get it quite right the first time, but she nailed it the second time. Which just flipped those switches even harder.

Greenb33,

This is oddly endearing.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.

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