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Infynis, in Apples for sale
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I think the implication of the last panel is supposed to be that the apple seller can’t stop everyone, but if this was really an accurate satire, he’d chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

conditional_soup,

The hell of it is, some people would still be happy to buy his apples. Look, I ain’t got time or health insurance to be fucking around climbing an apple tree, here’s some cash, apples pls. But that’s not good enough for the investors, who want guaranteed 5% growth every quarter, so now we’ve got to pour kerosene on the extra apples and force people to go hungry.

Sotuanduso,

Fun fact: A stable company may appear to be growing by ~3% a year if you don’t account for inflation.

I guess that’s a silver lining because then investors don’t see a stable company as stagnating.

AtmaJnana,

Congratulations, you just discovered nominal value.

Are you really trying to put forth the incredibly naive proposition that the stock market is not aware of inflation?

Sotuanduso,

I… guess so?

qyron,

You’ve read The Vines of Wrath.

funkless_eck,

It’s The Grapes of Being A Bit Miffed actually

VikingHippie,

Much better than the sequel, The Apricots of Annoyance.

The porn Adaptation, Plums of Pleasure, is a banger though, pun intended.

ripcord,

Originally I thought the joke was that after chopping down the one tree, eventually he had a shitload of trees grow (from the fallen apples), but guess not.

dohpaz42,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

the apple seller can’t stop everyone

I bet the Once-ler wouldn’t have that attitude.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

MFer needs a super-axe-hacker. Then he could whack down four apple trees in one smacker.

Cicraft,

If you haven’t done so already I’d recommend listening to the scrapped movie song “biggering” which was cancelled because it scared illumination

modifier,

but if this was really an accurate satire, he’d chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

Only if he couldn’t figure out a way to rent apples to customers.

lud,

Why does it matter if an apple is modified or not?

Modifying plants for better yields, less water usage, higher resistance to pests, better taste, and so on. Seems like a great idea in my mind.

Either way this comic is bad. It’s stupidly easy to just plant an apple tree in your back/front yard, if you have one. Apples aren’t that picky about where they want to be planted.

They should have gone for a better analogy if they are trying to say something.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Why does it matter if an apple is modified or not?

In general, I am not opposed to GMOs. All those benefits would be great. But in practice, companies aren’t modifying the product to be better for the consumer, they’re modifying it to sell better, and cost less to produce. That basically means bigger, and less diverse, which actually ends up making them less resistant to pests and disease

Valmond,

And staying “fresh” longer etc.

porcariasagrada,

the problem isn’t gmo. the problem is the profit motivation that will invite disaster.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Wait until you learn that we’ve been genetically modifying our food via selective breeding for as long as we’ve had agriculture.

Anticorp,

He would fence off the trees, and lobby his local government to require permits for picking apples, permits that have an issuing limit that somehow coincides with the number of apple stands he has. Picking apples without a permit would result in a fine of $10,000, or a year in jail.

kameecoding, in No escape

Lots of places now have automatic doors with frosted glass

MBM, in No escape

Unless you’re immunocompromised, is this really worth worrying about?

Decoy321,

Yes. It’s one of the biggest vectors for contagions. But since disease takes a while to become evident, most people don’t associate their sickness with the actual source of transmission.

MBM,

Bathroom doors specifically, not just doors in general? Edit: I looked it up and I guess it’s about bacteria like E. Coli, that makes sense. It’s weird, because people on Reddit/Lemmy always talk about using these tricks to avoid touching things, but IRL I’ve never seen anyone do it or heard anynone talk about it

dantheclamman, in No escape
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

I grab it with the edge of my shirt. While it’s not ideal, my shirt will be washed later and it spares me having to deal with risk of fecal particles on my hands where they can immediately reach my face.

hperrin, in No escape

Easy, just open it with your teeth, then your hands will stay clean.

TheGiantKorean, in No escape
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

I just grab the handle using my butt cheeks.

Empricorn,

Omega Brain over here, making us feel dumb.

danc4498, in No escape

Let’s normalize revolving doorways into bathrooms

aeronmelon, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.

Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

SasquatchBanana,

They’re saying if you are lying in a hospital bed with a terminal diagnosis at the end of your days you should swallow the balloon.

Anticorp,

Where do I procure said balloon if I’m lying in a hospital bed at the end of my days?

meliaesc,

Keep one in your pocket at all times.

LesserAbe,

You’re right. Also from what little I understand about radiation seems like you might want to take some more definitive action too rather than give the polonium time to finish the job. It would probably be more unpleasant than however else you were going to die

Setarkus,

Either way, it’ll be shortly before the end. You can’t lose this one :D

synapse1278, in The cool thing is the rapid mutation of surrounding plants and bacteria, meaning Dad is still changing lives after he's gone.
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

What about the “weird black mold” ? Is this something real ? Like some radiation resistant mold that has been observed ?

cynar, (edited )

It might not be related, but they’ve found mold inside the reactor room of Chernobyl. Apparently it’s evolved a chlorophyll like molecule that captures gamma radiation. It’s literally living of the energy that makes the environment lethal to almost anything else (organic or electronic).

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus#:~:te….

Edit. Just checked and it’s not confirmed how it’s growing. They do know it grows significantly faster in a high radiation environment. They haven’t pinned down the exact biological mechanism.

Oh, and yes, it’s black in colour.

Anticorp,

So theoretically, there could be organisms living on the surface of the sun?

cynar,

Unlikely. Biochemistry, as we know it, relies on a carbon-carbon backbone. That breaks down long before the temperatures on the sun’s main outer layers. The electrons get stripped off, and chemistry, as we know it, stops working.

BluesF,

Eating radiation is one thing, surviving those temperatures is another. I don’t even think tardigrades can survive that hot.

FlihpFlorp,

I don’t think I had this one on my apocalypse bingo sheet

misterundercoat,

I, for one, welcome our new gamma mold overlords.

Bdtrngl,

Couldn’t be any worse than the overlords we have now.

Zipitydew,

Badass. Was reading that thinking what about space applications. Sure enough there is a whole section on that in the wiki.

Appreciate you sharing this. Was super interesting to read.

bionicjoey,

Oh cool so we have protomolecule now?

mosiacmango, (edited ) in No escape

There are add on “foot handles” that sort this out, but they are pretty uncommon.

ripcord,

Yeah, I just ran ino this for the first time a few days ago by coincidence. I guess it works and makes sense. A little awkward and won’t work for everyone, but maybe the best solution

Manifish_Destiny, in No escape

Those dyson.airblade urinals are typically so messy that they defeat the purpose of touch less.

Imgonnatrythis,

Please stop peeing on those. They are not actually urinals.

proctonaut,

Listen, superchief. If I piss in it it’s a urinal.

Godnroc,

There’s piss in you, so aren’t you really the urinal?

proctonaut,

Nobody put it there, though. It’s incident to being a meatbag. So I guess people can be urinals but aren’t necessarily urinals.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

But… they’re too high to poop in… 🤔

Kusimulkku,

You need to build up pressure

CompostMaterial, in No escape

The sensors aren’t there for your convenience to turn them on, they are there to save the business money by turning them off.

p1mrx,

Yeah, businesses hate it when you leave the soap on.

CompostMaterial,

Portion control.

turmacar, (edited )

It can be both.

Mechanical/timer versions with auto-shut-off of all of these exist, but you have to touch those.

Mobile_Audience,

I don’t like those mechanical/timer ones. Especially the ones with a push button top, always felt like I had to smack the button several times just to get twenty seconds of water.

technomad, in No escape

Seriously though, one of my biggest pet peeves is when they get every other aspect of touch-less design correct, and then fail with the door.

TheBat, (edited )
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Touchless booth door but then its occupancy detector is faulty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Don’t think you need it that much. You’re going to wash your hands after. There’s a small chance you could contract something before using the bathroom from it, unsure on the likelihood of that transmission.

Chobbes, (edited )

My understanding (which may be false) is that this can come about from competing design considerations and regulations. Like… It’s ideal to be able to push the door open from the inside of the bathroom so you don’t have to touch a nasty doorhandle, but you also don’t want somebody to be able to put something in front of the door, potentially trapping you in the bathroom (particularly in the event of a fire… Dying in a fire is probably worse than touching a nasty doorhandle), and you also don’t want doors to unexpectedly swing open into busy hallways. This drives me nuts too, though.

jkjustjoshing,

Eh, there’s an easy solution that a lot of places are starting to use. A foot pull. Probably costs $5-10. No real excuse for any place not installing these.

Chobbes,

I mean hell yes I’m for this. Just the obvious solution of “make it push” might not work.

RampantParanoia2365,

A handle you can hook your arm around would solve this.

hakunawazo,

In some restaurants I’ve seen double swing doors on the toilet entrance.

kameecoding, (edited )

Given that it has a blow dryer instead of paper towels I doubt the door handle is an issue

HeapOfDogs, (edited )

The best design is no door. You walk in and around a corner / wall… Think airport.

farty,

Or when the soap dispenser is touchless but not the tap.

Coasting0942,

That’s solved with getting extra soap, scrubbing the tap, rinsing the tap with water when you rinse your hands.

The door thing is still the biggest

Empricorn, (edited )

As long as there’s paper towels you can lather, wash, dry with a clean paper towel, and then use that to turn off the faucet/open the door without touching them. It sounds germophobic, but it really is the best way for us to use public restrooms and protect each others’ health.

humorlessrepost, in No escape

And what about the part of your pants you grab to pull them up before washing your hands?

technomad,

They never said they pulled up their pants before washing their hands. Lol

lowleveldata, in No escape

Easy. Just lick the door handle 3 ~ 4 times to clean it so that you don’t need to get your hands dirty.

Established_Trial,

That’s how I do it and I’ve only had Covid 5 times! Works like a charm.

normanwall,

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  • JadenSmith,

    It depends, if he has had it once per year he’s caught up to Covid-2024

    Smoogs,

    Gotta collect them all

    underwire212,

    Yup! You also sometimes get free nutrients on the door handle ☺️

    TehWorld,

    I see you also have a toddler.

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