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Doorbook, in The lamest countries

Nice post was able to find many pro genocide and colonization users here to be labeled as “idf” or “Zainoist”

OtakuAltair,
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People’s views on NK and how it got there are a surprisingly good indicator of their views on Palestine.

neuracnu, in Well, now we know.
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…and now it’s his turn in the box.

random_character_a,
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…six feet under, live and dead at the same time.

lugal,

…Living hell …

DragonTypeWyvern,

Oh, no, he’ll be dead- Cat

bjg13, in have you been doing crime?

DO NOT READ THIS SIGN UNDER PENALTY OF LAW

halm,
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For more information please reread.

FarFarAway, in have you been doing crime?

And the nice compainon blog explanation.

the whole situation makes more sense.

Sphks,
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Thanks ! This blog is nuts. I love it.

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Thermal_shocked, in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

🎶 Daddy would you like some sausage. 🎵

BreadOven,

Sausages! Sausages!

affiliate, in Wal-Mart ad speaking truth

how are you supposed to eat them if they’re always supposed to be refrigerated?

darkpanda,

You need to get in the refrigerator with them and eat them there.

affiliate,

do you have to stay until they’re digested or is it okay to leave once they’ve been chewed

Dick_Justice, in If only it was like that
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Hell yeah, 50 degrees is tee shirt and shorts weather IMHO.

mmagod,

after i moved from the southwest to the pacific northwest and got baptized by the snow for nearly half the year… i very much agree

hark, in If only it was like that
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If you score 100 on a test then that’s a perfect, therefore 100 is the perfect temperature.

VinnieFarsheds,
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💯

FlyingSquid,
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And if you score 51 you pass, so 51 is the passing temperature.

SirStreq,

51 would not be a passing grade in most of the US

KrankyKong,

Im confused as to where 51 would be a passing grade anywhere.

fallingcats,

Places where they make the tests harder

KrankyKong,

Wouldn’t lowering the goal post make the test easier to pass?

fallingcats,

Not if the questions simultaneously increase in difficulty

OceanSoap,

In Phoenix, can confirm, 100°F dry heat is pretty awesome

sebinspace, in Headlines be like

I mean what does the diamond do besides just sit there and be pretty?

For the same money, I can buy a model train

Kolanaki,
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They can cut glass very easily. But they can make artificial diamond good enough for that in a factory.

somePotato,

They can also make artificial diamonds that are good enough for jewelry, the perception that lab made diamond is different/worse than diamonds pulled from the ground is just propaganda to keep the artificial scarcity

sebinspace,

Think it’d rather take the artificial diamond cutters

Darken,
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Not sure about the be pretty part because they are barely visible when 1 nanometer of it costs a kidney

sebinspace,

Shit you’re right…

Mango,

For the same money I can buy a model. Why pretend it’s not transactional when it is?

sebinspace,

Huh?

DirtyCNC, in They done did it

Pretty lame compared to the sex tent

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Cum piss in the sex tent amirite

LemmyKnowsBest,

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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The sex tent is on the poop deck and its full of sea men who use their cum piss

DirtyCNC,

In practice, the sextant goes on top

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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But a mild improvement over the asstrolabia

ElBarto, in Why is this so hard
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All you do is put the top between the palms of your hands and rub them together like you’ve just come up with an evil plan and they pop open.

LemmyKnowsBest,

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

Siegfried, (edited ) in Always look on the bright side of life

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Aux,

It’s funny and all, but you have to work in a real prison. Just like you do in the office. The difference is that by the end of the day you leave the office and enjoy your hard earned money. But when you’re working in prison, you are still in prison by the end of the day. And you don’t get money, because fuck you, that’s why.

crony,
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Well if you are in prison, most time’s you deserve that IMHO

eya,
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most people in prison in america (which is clearly what this meme is referring to) dont deserve to be in prison

crony,
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They don’t deserver thay of course. I was thinking of people who made actual heavy and hideous crimes.

force, (edited )

About 45% of people in prisons are in on drug charges and 5% are in on immigration charges (according to the Beareu of Prisons). So that’s a third to half on BS charges alone since many drug charges are for possession.

Kolanaki, in have you been doing crime?
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What if you literally can’t even?

AVincentInSpace,

Then you don’t have to worry about accidentally doing

Imgonnatrythis, in Why is this so hard

It takes three times longer to open a dog poop bag when you are out in the cold and can’t even feel your damn finger tips.

variants,

I make my dog help since he’s a habitual licker

PrimarilyPrimate, in Beef Liners
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Teriyucky flavored!

MacNCheezus,
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Putting some flavor on those meat curtains

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