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dangblingus, in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..

This is literally half of all Canadian men. Probably similar in the US.

AlboTheGuy, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl avatar

Japan I can get behind but MM/dd/yyyy is just evil, why would you sandwich days between months and years? You monster

DAMunzy,

I’m an ISO 8601 guy but the MM/DD does make sense in American. We’ll say Oct 20th for a date and then straight translate that to numbers 10/20. It makes more sense than counting in French. Ex. 60, 70, 80, 90

Littleborat,

Counting in French is an incredibly low benchmark. Nice try!

15liam20,

It makes more sense than Monty Python.

First, (edited )
Littleborat,

They should just introduce a new system. Noone likes five halves of twenty for fifty. I guarantee it.

Just indroduce English numbers, the end.

CorrodedCranium, (edited )
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

The only reason I could see is if you were speaking it. September 18th 2012 for example might sound a bit better than 18 September 2012.

Cosmicomical, in Always wondered how they feel

Ever wondered why the divorce rate in hollywood is so high? Must not be easy to deal with that shit

KrummsHairyBalls,

Well I doubt they care because they are also acting in a different movie kissing someone else.

I’m sure the divorce rate is high because they are limited to a small dating pool. The average person, you and I, are not severely limited to other famous people, and divorce rate for normal people like us is extremely high as well.

Rodeo,

Just do what Leo does and date some random teenage Instagram model.

I doubt those relationships last long or are fulfilling, but I also doubt any celebrity marriage is fulfilling and there’s a lot more baggage involved.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in $1 grilled cheese

There would be a line around the block. This is the grilled cheese of everyone’s childhood. Add a sprinkle of salt or use salted butter when cooking on the skillet and I would be in line with everyone else holding a fiver.

someguy3, (edited )

Salt? That’s it, your head’s going on the griddle.

Custoslibera,

Man, I’m so embarrassed for them.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

Really? A very light sprinkle of salt when the sandwich is on the buttered griddle is the shit, especially if you’re using a cheese that is lower in salt. Get that nice crust on the bread with a savory pop. Combine that with a tomato soup and it’s the bomb.

Don’t knock it until you try it.

Edit: bloody purists. Gonna turn this into a melt/grilled cheese thing aren’t you.

someguy3,

(in case you never got it, read the right side of the food truck.)

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

But I didn’t say anything about a tomato!

(Yeah, I missed it)

someguy3,

Tomato soup? Gonna have to flip your head over on the griddle. This is embarrassing for you.

AgentGrimstone,

You’re really asking for it, huh.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Use a thin layer of mayonnaise instead of butter before putting it on the pan for a commercial-worthy grilled cheese.

iraq_lobster, (edited ) in Why? Are we not doing enough?

tbh its true: apart from my french instance where i like to hang out, most of Lemmy is just memes, Linux related posts, or self hosting posts. No meaningful content for ur average person really. In fact i scroll throu ‘All’ in new and reach yesterday’s posts in just few minutes, given the amount of ‘not so meaningful content’ i am filtering …

interceder270,

and news

It’s hard to find communities on Lemmy if they weren’t already massively popular on Reddit.

iraq_lobster, (edited )

Exactly. also inputs from experts who chime in on the subject are really useful, like a semiconductor engineer suddenly replying in a comment section. There’s not much of it here thou. Yea there is sorta this lag time between Reddit and Lemmy in whichever get wind of the news first, i even, used to be a reddit reposter just to somewhat help seed this place

magnetosphere, in F#€k $pez
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

How many of those that we’re losing are dead alts, bots, and trolls? I’m not that alarmed.

Gorilladrums,

After the big surge happened from Reddit and the anti-Reddit hate died down, a lot of people start realizing that this place sucks. It’s confusing to use, it’s polluted with Marxists and other brain dead extremists everywhere, and it’s an inferior platform compared to Reddit. There are no niche communities, there are very little non political communities, and the amount of active communities is very limited. At the end of the day, for a lot of people, their love for the community on Reddit outweighs their hate for Spez

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Really? I’m having a much better time here than I ever did on reddit.

Gorilladrums,

Lemmy is a niche place. Unless you’re far left politically or you’re big on privacy like I am, there’s no real appeal to this place. The average Joe would much rather use Reddit despite its flaws. There’s nothing here for fandoms or sports or movies/shows or anything really. Outside of a few toxic political communities, some privacy/piracy/tech communities, and a bunch of mediocre meme communities… this site is as good as dead.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Well, guess everyone has to go where they’re happy. Personally, I don’t find too much to like about reddit. It’s a hypermasculine right-wing platform with the most off-putting users It’s been my displeasure to interact with. There’s some of that here, but they usually get uncomfortable and leave, which is fucking great!

Gorilladrums,

Lmao just how far left do you have to be to find Reddit of all places to be right wing? Reddit is one of the most infamous left wing echo chamber. They’re not evil enough to be Marxists but calling them right wing is just straight up inaccurate.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I feel quite the opposite. Reddit is populated predominantly by far right-wingers masquerading as libertarians. Things like racism, sexism, LGBTphobia, and xenophobia run rampant on the default subs. Every single thread on r/all is filled with them, and if you report them, you’re likely to catch a ban for “abusing the report button.” I actually got an IP ban for reporting a threat against trans people. Then there are the status quo warriors who fantasize about meting out violence against anyone who doesn’t fit the norm. Then there are the pedos, pedos everywhere.

Most of the so-called “leftist” subreddits are actually right-wing neoliberal subs, r/SubredditDrama or r/AgainstHateSubreddits, for example. These are not leftists or post-leftist, but system-defending pro-state pro-hierarchical neolibs. It would take a true fascist to call these people “leftist.”

And the admins are Nazis.

I like it here because it’s more moderate. Sure, there are some awful neoliberal mods on lemmy.world, but most of the users there seem alright. I’ve never felt like I’d be banned as an anarchist or for saying things like “punch Nazis” or “punch transphobes” like I was on that other hellsite. This place is much more welcoming.

shani66,

what are you on about? i can go argue about the latest seasonal anime if i want, i can go look at one person uploading little witch acadamia pictures every single day because they can, i can go find new visual novels, i can even just stare at touhou fumos.

shani66,

how is it confusing to use? its simple as all hell, my guy.

otter, (edited ) in Terrorist is Win

For those confused: youtu.be/VqB1uoDTdKM

Oh, and the game is Baba is You. It’s a delightful indie puzzle game that has a lot of outside the box solutions.

ranoss,

Thank you for this

notasandwich1948, in Why? Are we not doing enough?

idk, I’m not going anywhere

guitarsarereal, in If Chomsky has taught me anything its that someone other than Gaza is getting genocided right now.

You know, I appreciate Chomsky, but his work is mainly intended to get you reading and thinking more on your own than to give you all the answers. Not everything that happens in the news media is a distraction from something else just because he broke down that one propaganda trick really well. Sometimes, events stay glued to our screens because they really are the main propaganda event of the day, and they really do want you to spend all day and all night thinking about it.

In this case, Israel needs tons and tons of people frothing at the mouth supporting genocide, and Palestinians are needing just as many, if not more, to consider that genocide may be wrong, and they’re playing tug-of-war in the media. That’s all I’m seeing.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

whered he break it down, link?

Kovukono,

I’m not 100% sure, but I’m pretty sure the meme and OP are both referring to Chomsky’s .

guitarsarereal,

Exactly, It’s a commonly cited example from Manufacturing Consent because he broke it down really well there. But everybody who just read Chomsky for the first time then goes out and tries to correlate every single front-page story with the back-page story it’s supposed to be covering up, like they’ve only ever used a single propaganda technique or being predictable wouldn’t undermine the value of the propaganda.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

list other techniques

GiveMemes, (edited )

It’s not really hard.

There’s straight up disinformation, doublespeak, dogwhistles, reliance on fallacy, appeals to authority fear and prejudice, ad hominems, cherry picking, demonization/dehumanization of opponents, etc.

Edit: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propaganda_techniques

TigrisMorte,

He is just another of the right wing wack jobs' boogie men. The mention of his name is meaningless.

vzq, (edited ) in If Chomsky has taught me anything its that someone other than Gaza is getting genocided right now.

Unfortunately there is no one calling the shots. We’re all just drifting.

Billionaire doing the wrong thing is just a really simple story that journalists know how to write. The rest of the world is a convoluted mess.

SoylentBlake, (edited )

I mean, I halfway agree with you. The World Economic Forum meets up annually. It’s a real sanitized name for entrenched wealth, sounds super official, like a neighborhood bus line that fancies itself the “generic county transit authority”. I too can call myself an authority on something but that doesn’t make it so. Lol.

No one attending was voted into power, all but a handful were born into it. There doesn’t need to be any one person in charge when all their motivations already align. Humanity is not inherently hierarchle. So they shmooze, exchange tips, fuck each other wives while wearing masks to hide who they are (you really think Kubrick would’ve made Eyes Wide Shut if he didn’t know that that kind of shit happens irl. Theyl discuss strategies on how to fuck over everyone else on the planet so they’ll never have to sweat a drop from hard work unless they want to. They share Panama paper worthy plans and stories from their trips to whomever replaced Epstein. Cuz someone did. I trust the rich two things only, one is be callously, obscenely greedy as fuck and the other: the world’s largest collection of pedophiles and rapists. When you can buy anything, including people’s children’s innocence, with no consequences, what’s left to buy? Nothing. Nothing but

Power.

id totally give up a genies wish to make everyone attending their annual event, and their entire poison pill blood line, teleport to the bright side surface of mercury, immediately.

My 2nd wish would be to rapture every Christian to the heliopause.

Humanity would be so much better off, idk if I even need the 3rd wish then

GrapesOfAss, in Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos?

Affinity > all photoshop alternatives

Sorry

banneryear1868,

Isn’t Affinity more an Illustrator alternative since it’s vector?

GrapesOfAss,

Just like Photoshop it has multiple softwares, Affinity is the brand name. It has a rastor program and and vector program, as well as a third software I think is like light room

netchami,

Affinity Designer is an Illustrator alternative, Affinity Photo is their Photoshop competitor and Affinity Publisher is an InDesign clone. The company that makes the Affinity products is called Serif. Hope this helps to clarify.

lolcatnip,

Your use of > rather than ≥ correctly indicates that Affinity is not a Photoshop alternative at all (going by other comments about how it’s not even available on Linux).

Imgonnatrythis,

How does it compare to PS? After becoming comfortable in PS, I find the work flow in anything else cumbersome and hard to adjust to.

shalafi,
GrapesOfAss,

Very rarely do I need to google how to do something

It’s about as close to photoshop as you can legally make a paid photoshop clone

Lucidlethargy,

I just checked this out. Seems great, but I was bummed to see they only support iOS, and not Android. Any idea if they plan to extend to Android?

the_q,

They’ll never support other platforms. Imagine being forced to purchase a whole system to use a single application.

GrapesOfAss,

Imagine thinking you’re being forced

Honytawk,

If they want to use the application … they are forced to purchase a whole system.

Not so difficult to understand.

Or is there any other way to use the application?

GrapesOfAss,

Lol, you’re not being FORCED to do anything dude. No one here is FORCING you to use it. Not so difficult to understand.

Also, you can run it on Linux using WINE

the_q,

How would you describe it?

lud,

I doubt it happens. They also don’t support linux.

Candelestine, in Everytime

Authorities will always immediately quell any currently-happening hostilities when they arrive on the scene, that’s a clearly necessary first step in order to figure out what the hell is happening. A common bullying tactic is to bait the person into fighting back, knowing that the anger will push them so far they get in trouble.

You see, the bully has enormous amounts of experience and practice at toe-ing this precise line. The quiet kid does not, they’re quiet, they don’t run into it very often. The bully knows this.

So, if you absolutely must hit back because nobody and nothing else is helping, do it quickly, decisively and cleanly, and then stop. Re-arrest your own feelings, and go back to calm. You probably will still get in trouble, but the other kid is more likely to get in trouble with you. And you’re less likely to do medically significant damage anyway, if you just hit once instead of wailing on the bully for a solid minute, so, that’s better for everyone. If you actually really hurt the kid by accident, that’s a whole different ball game, you don’t really want that. You just want them to stop doing this in the future, that is all. Deterrence for the future is different from revenge. Revenge is impractical because of how extreme it is, it can create feuds, make things worse. He can avenge your revenge, if you are too harsh. But simple deterrence is a different story, when you’re not too harsh, and instead using just enough force to get the safety that you want.

devfuuu,

All reasonable and logical things. But someone bullied accumulates permanent damage for rest of their lives. A bully should expect full repercussions to the max. I sure wished a bunch of them would get run over by cars of broken some legs. They deserve it.

Hnazant, (edited )

I smoked my bully in front of everyone. He stewed for a few years, then told all the black kids I called them the n word behind their backs. That was the end of any sports for me. They hated me. Some 10 years later I left a party to got get a keg. When I got back luckily someone warned me before I got out of my car that he had arrived and stirred up the same shit. Yep, should’ve stopped at the one punch. Good lpt.

PopShark,

As I grow older I often forget how much kids and teens suck in how they treat each other sometimes

lightnsfw,

do it quickly, decisively and cleanly, and then stop.

I once punched a dude that was fucking with me in the mouth right in the middle of science class while the teacher had her back to us. He just sat there with a stunned look on his face and stopped. Later after school I ran into him coming from the other direction while I was leaving and he was yelling threatening shit while we were approaching each other. I just kept quiet and kept walking towards him and when I got within speaking distance he said something like “you like punching people in the mouth?” and I was just like “yeah” and kept walking past him. I really thought he was going to attack me but he didn’t do anything and didn’t fuck with me after that.

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski, in That's right

Shouldn't it be the other way around? Emo is just city country

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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spudwart, in that look tho
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Come on now, this meme has been getting reposted so much its starting to degrade.

Thade780,
@Thade780@lemmy.world avatar

We are checking

birbboidaseed,

Box, box. No stay out. Stay out!

Zyratoxx,
@Zyratoxx@lemmy.world avatar

So, do you want a new set of mediums or prefer a new set of hards? Question.

coffeebiscuit,

This meme is so old it should be retired.

qisope,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

hmmm, maybe someone has been sanding it down so it reposts smoother on the Internet

saltesc,

Well I’m tyred of it.

rockerface, in In our lifetimes 🤞

I wish there was at least half the amount of this kind of memes about Russia

empireOfLove,

Yeah but that would go against the hexbear narrative of “neo-USSR good because communism, anything western-adjacent is imperialism bad”

Nuance, or frankly any political intelligence, is not their strong suit

sharkfucker420, (edited )
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

No one on hexbear likes Russia in its current state. No one thinks it is a “neo-USSR” (lmao). Russia is not Communist and no self respecting communist would call it that. The West is imperialist and bad, the most obvious example of this being the entire global south.

Have you ever been on hexbear?

empireOfLove, (edited )

No one on hexbear likes Russia in its current state.

Meanwhile in this thread by hexbear users: “nothing Russia is doing is that bad, they should just become citizens, stop hating on russia”

For “not liking” Russia imperialism, they sure spend a lot of fucking time apologizing for Russia’s imperialism. We can hate multiple despotic shitholes at the same time, they are not mutually exclusive.

mathemachristian,

I mean the fact that you think the people of hexbear support the Russian Federation thinking its communist but then go on to say they have no nuance or political intelligence is kind of funny

ikiru,
FuckyWucky, (edited )

sure, make comparisons between Nazi Germany, Apartheid Israel and … Russia

Are Ukrainians being crammed into a strip being bombed constantly without food or water? Russia despite being reactionary in many ways (eg LGBTQ rights) is relatively tolerant towards religious and ethnic minorities.

Such malicious comparison. Fuck you.

Valmond,

Oh no, hexbear is leaking again.

Go back to your dictator-loving friends and stay there.

520, (edited )

Oh fuck off. Russia is committing cultural genocide and is constantly bombing civilian targets. Russia thinks nothing of bombing hospitals or other civilian infrastructure. The only reason the Ukrainians are not also being crammed into a strip is because Russia's military hasn't been capable of doing that.

Edit: clarity

rockerface,

Actually, yes, Ukrainians that happened to live in the east of Ukraine are in fact stuck in a literal war zone without feasible way to live… unless they accept Russian “citizenship”, that is

FuckyWucky, (edited )

they can get to Europe because they are white enough. Its not an open air prison in the same way Gaza is.

Russian bombing campaign is nothing like Gaza. Gazans can’t obtain Israeli citizenship, Palestinian passports aren’t widely recognized. Meanwhile both Ukrainian and Russian passports are internationally recognized.

unless they accept Russian “citizenship”, that is

A citizenship is a citizenship. No need for quotes, Russian citizens can get Russian passports, get access to Russian benefits and travel.

Stop making silly comparisons.

The only people who can be compared to the situation Palestinians are in right now are Rohingya Muslims.

rockerface,

No shit, nothing is the same way Gaza is. Doesn’t make it a non-issue. And “citizenship” deserves quotes if it’s enforced by an invading military.

Also, good luck getting to anywhere, when all airports and major roads leading out of the occupied territory are blocked and/or destroyed.

culpritus,
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

Ukrainian militias have been shelling Donbas for about 8 years before 2022.

SilentStorms,

If you think the Western public is more anti-Isreal than rabidly anti-Russia, I don’t know what to tell you.

Disclaimer: I think they’re both fucking awful. Isreal is objectively worse though.

rockerface,

Not the public, just this community. Although it could be confirmation bias on my side

SilentStorms,

Its also just what’s in the news. If Lemmy was big in March 2022, we would likely be flooded with them.

RamrodBaguette,

This was about settler-colonial states in particular. Not to say I wouldn’t love to see the Bourgeois Russian state go through another 7-11-1917.

russia-cool

USSR

rockerface,

That’s fair. Wasn’t trying to take a jab at you in particular, if it came off that way, I’m sorry

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