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uphillbothways, in Kitchen when Dad cook
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

At some point I learned to clean as I cook, washing each item immediately as I'm done with the step that uses it. If you can get in the habit, it's so much easier. Never a huge stack to clean and nothing sits there getting stuck on the pot/plate/whatever. Dishes are done before sitting down to eat and there's only a couple when you're done eating.

scytale,

Even just rinsing before food dries/hardens helps a lot for washing later. That’s what I do.

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

Dishwashers are a necessity in the kitchen if you have the space. I almost never hand wash a dish.

ShakeThatYam,
@ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world avatar

There are some dishes that should only be handwashed though. Most knives, pots, and pans shouldn’t be dishwashed. Even the ones that claim to be dishwasher safe will not last as long if dishwashed.

kryptonianCodeMonkey,

If it can’t be cleaned in the dishwasher, it isnt for me. Dont care what the label says. I put every dish through the crucible. If it melts, it’s trashed. If it cracks, it’s trashed. No pussy dishes in my kitchen. Get in the magic scalding water box and quit your bitchin’.

zeppo,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

I try to just not buy things that can’t be put in the dishwasher.

criitz,

Amen! If they don’t survive the dishwasher then it’s just nature culling the weak from the pack.

BirdyBoogleBop,

You don’t need any more than 2 cooking vessels be that a pot and pan or 2 pots. If you use more stop it! Also do the bloody dishes I ain’t your mother! How can 1 person use 4 plates and 12 forks before dinner in 1 day!?! How!

Sabre363,

As someone with ADHD, using too many dishes is pretty standard.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

How can 1 person use 4 plates and 12 forks before dinner in 1 day!?! How!

I have been asking my wife this for 3 years now. She still hasn’t been able to give a satisfactory answer.

Mr_Blott,

Hey fuck you. “BECAUSE!!!” is a perfectly satisfactory answer

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe for you, but I’m the one who does the dishes, if every plate and half the cups are dirty in a single day when I’ve been at work, then I’d like to know how 2 meals used 6 plates and a dozen cups.

Ragincloo,

My roommate uses every dish in the house daily. Idk how, it’s ridiculous

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How can 1 person use 4 plates and 12 forks before dinner in 1 day!?! How!

Don’t judge me!

Imgonnatrythis,

What are you on about? Just the other night I had a pan for roasting seeds, a pot for building a sauce, a pan for cooking protein and another pot for cooking my starch. And that’s just a Tuesday meal. If I made a dedicated effort to be minimal with vessels, I’d still have to wait for them to cool for cleaning. Also, to all the clean while you cook advocates on here, that’s easier to do with a known preparation. When you’ve Just downloaded a new recipe and you have no idea what you are doing, your often don’t have the bandwidth to leave the project and start cleaning.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Protein and starch together could even put them in a roasting dish instead, and a sauce pot.

I dunno abouts seeds? What seeds are you roasting and how was this incorperated into the meal?

Im one guy so my food is simple one pot meals usually or two pot meals if I get fancy.

CyberEgg,

Also, to all the clean while you cook advocates on here, that’s easier to do with a known preparation. When you’ve Just downloaded a new recipe and you have no idea what you are doing, your often don’t have the bandwidth to leave the project and start cleaning.

Then maybe read the recipe before you start.

LunarSC,

Just have a photographic memory!!! It’s easy!

zalgotext,

Bruh recipes take on average like a few minutes to read through. No one’s asking anyone to memorize anything, just read maybe two or three hundred words before starting to cook so you have an idea of what you’re doing

frauddogg, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

And google thinks I’m willing to turn my adblocker off.

lorez, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

I’m noticing some sites have become pretty unusable on mobile and I dunno what to do.

gohixo9650,

firefox for android + ublock origin and/or adguard-dns

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Cromite if you don’t like Firefox on Android.

gohixo9650,

sure if you prefer to support the google monopoly

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I use Firefox on my desktop and laptop devices. I’ve tried using Firefox on Android. It’s slow, and breaks on some sites. If you use it, good for you. I’m not gonna use it just for virtue signalling.

Scary_le_Poo,
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

I have literally never had any of these issues with Firefox on Android

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve never had issues with Firefox on Android, and because I use Firefox on desktop I can sync my browsers between devices

Honestly I find it faster on my phone than chrome

ikilledtheradiostar,

I use fennec and have had zero issues.

fckgwrhqq2yxrkt,

Stop making things up to justify your poor decisions. Caring about privacy and security isn’t “virtue signaling”, its just a good idea.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Bruh. I do care about privacy and security. Otherwise I would’ve used Chrome or Brave. Stop acting like anything except Firefox is trash. (That is the virtue signalling part.) They’re not. I’d be happy if Firefox suited my needs on Android. I’m sorry that I can’t change my experience just because you say so.

fckgwrhqq2yxrkt,

Firefox is very likely the best suggestion for people on android who have those concerns. I’m sorry it didn’t work out for you but that’s what you are seeing here, people reccomending the best option. No one is telling you can’t use whatever you want.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Not really. I started out by saying that this is the suggestion if one doesn’t like Firefox on Android. I also said that I do use Firefox everywhere else. If you still say that I’m “justifying my poor decisions”, it’s not simple recommendation. It gets annoying.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Virtue signalling and armchair activism is all they know.

averyminya,

How is it slow?

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I don’t know the technical reasons. Probably due to people optimizing their pages for Chromium, since it’s the de facto standard. Most pages load slower on Firefox for me. Chromium based browsers are usually better. Also, most websites of Indian government break for me on Firefox. It’s probably their fault, not Firefox’s. But I don’t want to deal with the annoyance. Everything seems to work most of the time on desktop, though.

kambusha,

Mullvad also has an adguard DNS. In android, if you go to network settings and then “Private DNS”, you can add this hostname: adblock.dns.mullvad.net

moody,

If you don’t need access to another VPN, Blokada does device-wide ad blocking on iOS and Android.

rockerface, in Sometimes you just gotta an unstoppable force and go through some very movable objects.

In every Soulslike I play, it’s either shadow wizard money gang, or unga bunga. For Elden Ring, I did the former and am now doing the latter.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Time to go dance in the rain

My last test qualified me for my current job. My next one will be at a time and place of my choosing. Adulting is not the same as this meme. I am required to learn and almost immediately apply new shit almost every day, and it’s pretty great. Life is the exam. It’s pass/fail, and when you stop learning new things you might as well be dead.

kryptonianCodeMonkey, in Kitchen when Dad cook

Yeah, but the food was 🔥!

sag,

Can confirm. My Dad is literally a unspoken chef.

southsamurai, in Do yourself a favor
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

As a southern cook, where and when would you like me to pit smoke you and serve you on a bun with a nice aise of slaw?

Jimmycrackcrack, in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

In my experience the least thorough interpretation seems to be the most accepted.

Rolando, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

As I recall, back in the late 90s there was a story in the Wall Street Journal about a man who loved receiving email spam. After a long day’s work he would go home and relax by looking through his email spam and order things.

Some people are just like that.

semperpeppe,

Tbh, I can relate to some degree. Sometimes I really love watching TV commercials. My favorite is teleshopping

Ser_Salty,

Infomercials are incredibly entertaining TV and I will stand by that statement

Rolando,

Yeah, when I watch sports events from other countries it’s interesting to see the commercials, even if I don’t speak the language. It’s when I have to watch 20 minutes of the same commercials every hour that it gets bad.

Khrux,

I don’t like spam but I do like a good scam email, especially if they’ve actually given it some plot.

redcalcium, in Do yourself a favor

Why make coleslaw when you can deep fried (or air fried) the cabbage. Less effort and tastier result.

AlDente, in Who's That Pokémon?

Illinois’s 4th congressional district joins the fight!

guy, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock
@guy@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have adblock on my work computer. I don’t want it interfering with webdev and I’ve found it to do so in the past. But it’s interesting, the dichotomy between sites I use as development resources vs the rest of the web. My phone and home computer are unbearable without adblock, but on my work computer, the ads are hardly noticeable really.

dudewitbow, (edited )

Its ultimately based on the sites you frequent at work vs home. The sites i read stuff at work tend to be less in your face with ads,.so you know its there but theyre less distracting.

averagedrunk,

A few well placed and tasteful ads are fine. And sites you tend to read at work show it can be done.

BossDj,

I imagine developers are more likely to use ad block than majority population, so the related sites might have to be more tactical

elliot_crane, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

My retired parents live with me. I went ahead and put a PiHole on our home wifi. A day later my mother was literally complaining that she couldn’t click on ads on facebook. I told her those are ads and they track her and she says “well everyone likes to use the internet how they like to use it… can you put it back the old way? I want to look at these shoes”. Can’t fucking win.

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

How could she even see the Ad? I don’t use facebook btw.

nave, (edited )

The ads on Facebook (and many other sites) are served from the same site as the actual content. So if you try to block ads with pihole it will stop the website from loading any posts.

Flax_vert,

Great aunt was talking about all of these anti-aging pills that she was going to get

MonkderZweite,

Would url cleaner help in this case?

gohixo9650,

but this means that she would see the ads but not being able to click? I don’t get it. They should had just disappeared, no? Or was she complaining that she wasn’t seeing the ads?

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

PiHole just blocks the DNS. Facebook serves ads from their own DNS so it’s not possible to block them in that way. Same with YouTube, I believe.

But if they click it, it usually ports you through a tracker link so they can track your clicks, and that’s easy enough to block.

registrert,
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  • LemmyIsFantastic,

    No. Google search results still show sponsored links. But if you then click on them it breaks. Same thing for FB. The links are served from Facebook.Com and so they are not flagged as ads.

    So she is likely getting exactly what she searched for and then it breaks after clicking on it

    gohixo9650,

    yeah you’re right actually. I always use it combined with a local browser adblock and didn’t think of that

    LemmyIsFantastic,

    My wife bitched at me for the same reason 🤣

    elliot_crane,

    The ads still appear in the facebook feed but clicking them results in a “this site could not be found” or similar error, is how I understood it to work. I know the PiHole basically makes it so the routes from “whateveradwebsite.com” end up not resolving to an IP address. I’m not sure how FB is serving them; so the text/image content might be coming from an FB server and the link is just an ad URL with a bunch of tracking info on it.

    gohixo9650,

    yeah you’re right actually. I always use it combined with a local browser adblock and didn’t think of that

    altima_neo,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    My dad’s the same way.

    flameguy21,

    People actually CLICK on ads??? Genuinely never had even an iota of desire to do that. I forgot it was even an option.

    neanderthal,

    I do when it is advertising something I hate. Publishers get dollars for clicks, pennies for impressions. That way I force someone I dislike to give money to someone I like.

    Jamie,
    @Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

    I use adnauseum on my computer so it blocks the ads, but also sends a request simulating a click to the ad network. Based on average CPM, I’ve cost advertisers like $300 so far.

    Nightsoul,

    Is that a browser extension?

    Viking_Hippie,

    Yep. The developer recommends to run it in stead of rather than alongside uBlock Origin, though, which is a dealbreaker for me 🤷

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    That’s because it’s built on top of uBlock. If you click on the extension it even has the uBlock logo. It’s literally just uBlock except it clicks on ads in the background. It even tells you how much projected money you cost them for clicking their shitty ads. And the websites gets paid. Only the advertisers get shafted.

    Honestly I’m astonished it’s not more popular.

    Viking_Hippie,

    So you’re saying that it does literally everything uBlock does AND fucks over advertisers?

    If there’s an option to shaft specific sites run by people you dislike too, I’m in! 😄

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    I don’t think so, it can only click the ads you’re served, which you don’t control.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Guess I’m just gonna have to switch it off and uBlock on for those sites, then 😁

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    Oh I thought you meant the ads. No, you can definitely whitelist your favorite sites.

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    Yes but Google banned them from the extension store so if you’re using Chromium you need to sideload it.

    Knuschberkeks,
    @Knuschberkeks@feddit.de avatar

    Interesting. But wouldn’t that still decrease my privacy? Advertisers still won’t know which ads I’m interested in, but they will know what sites I visit and can still build a profile from that data.

    fushuan,

    Some people care more about fucking advertisers than privacy, as long as they don’t have to suffer through the ads themselves. But yeah, blocking is more private than fake clicking.

    dangblingus,

    Boomers that aimlessly surf facebook. They’re still trying to figure out what the use-cases are for the internet thingy they pay $60 a month for.

    Boozilla,
    @Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

    I got a lot of complaints from family, too. Especially because I block Meta. I just let them bitch and I tell them things like “those ads are broken because of malware” which isn’t entirely untrue.

    n3m37h,

    If you want to click on ads just install a mobile game

    Orionza,
    @Orionza@lemmy.world avatar

    Hi, butting in here, hope you don’t mind a question - is there a place to go with basic I instructions on how I can set this up too? Thanks!

    provisional,
    elliot_crane,

    Yeah for sure. I’m no expert by any means, but I can talk through what I did.

    I used the instructions directly from their code repository: github.com/pi-hole/pi-hole/-step-automated-in… (I used option 1, the automated install). I did this on an old RPi2B that I had laying around.

    After I set up the pi, I got its MAC address. I used this to set a static IP address in my router settings. This is important to make sure the pi keeps the same IP at all times. Then, also in my router settings, I set the DNS server to be the pi’s static IP address.

    After all that was done, I just plugged the pi into a dedicated power supply and rebooted the router.

    Katana314,

    I know it’s rare, but there have been times I intentionally clicked on an ad - if it genuinely seemed like a unique or useful product I had some interest in.

    I imagine the fake-social-post type of ads are worth blocking though since it’s based in dishonesty and deception.

    Jamie,
    @Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

    I block ads on all my devices, but I assume they’re scams by default when I do see them.

    andrew_bidlaw,
    @andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Some shops I only used once still send me their written newsletters and I don’t mind checking them if they do them entertaining, or about some niche products, even if I don’t consider buying them at all. I miss well-designed full-page print ads in magazines, or just those with a catchy imagery\wording. Now these all feel like a vintage, premium product, akin to vinyl records, if compared to what garbage web serves today. Such a weird thing to be nostalgic about, but I hope oldschool advertisers\smm persons feel it on their end too.

    Flax_vert,

    I get Royal Mint and Royal Mail news leaflets. I just like looking at pictures of stamps and coins lmao

    fushuan,

    “I’ll try to fix it. Now that I put it in taking it down brings the Internet down. Sorry, let me think how to fix this”

    And literally put up excuses until they get used to it. I’m sorry but they made you do stuff you didn’t enjoy for your own good while telling white lies, it’s time for payback.

    registrert,
    @registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

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  • Bootheal0179,
    @Bootheal0179@lemmy.world avatar

    Spot on. I was incredulous when they told me they each sent their cheek swabs in to the “free to be me”, the population tracking group 🌊 👁️a. Now I understand that that same company’s entire database is on the dark 🕸️.

    funkless_eck,

    “my house my rules”

    hopefully you have a mustache to twirl while you say it

    Appoxo,
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    As long as your legs are under my table, I make the calls.

    jarredpickles87,
    @jarredpickles87@lemmy.world avatar

    My wife turns off the WiFi on her phone to avoid the pihole. She does this so she can watch the ads in her games to get an extra life or whatever. You’ll never win on that front and I won’t either.

    nxdefiant,

    💢

    Bytemeister,

    Same. My wife gets mad that her ad emails won’t load on her phone. I’m like, hun, just delete them, we don’t have money anyway.

    Juviz,

    You ever consider divorce? /S

    helenslunch,
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    Wow. I never would have guessed that people would be upset that they couldn’t watch ads.

    MalachaiConstant,

    People defend what’s familiar, even if it’s shit

    jarredpickles87,
    @jarredpickles87@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh my god, this statement hits too hard, especially relating to my wife and things like this. She’s very resistant to change.

    the_artic_one,

    It’s a decent value to play the ad while you actually pay attention to the show you’re “watching” for 30 seconds.

    superduperenigma,

    I get so pissed off when I try to play sudoku on the bus and it forces me to watch 30 seconds of ads between each game. And then during the game I have to ignore the flashing banner ad at the bottom of the screen.

    jarredpickles87,
    @jarredpickles87@lemmy.world avatar

    I also really don’t like ads, but I think what’s lately been bothering me more is every short form video that exists has subtitles added to the middle of the video. I can’t even look at the videos because I hate getting distracted by the unnecessary text in my face. Like just let me watch your video, I don’t need you to spoon feed me the words too.

    unionagainstdhmo,
    @unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

    The thing is with a small app ads pay f all compared to the ongoing development costs. $100usd a year for Apple developer license, recent Mac and time spent developing it.

    Flax_vert,

    Try this

    BurnedOliveTree,

    I recommend Airplane mode or getting this www.f-droid.org/packages/com.kaajjo.libresudoku

    MonkderZweite,

    There’s TrackerControl.

    AeroLemming,

    Try RethinkDNS or NextDNS. They don’t require wifi to work.

    railsdev,

    Do you guys not use encrypted DNS or VPN while on mobile? I couldn’t deal with ads just because I’m off WiFi.

    mriormro,
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    Lol at all of these comments coming up with ways to not pay someone $1 for a sudoku app.

    snuff_cocktail,

    Then pay 99 fucking cents for the app.

    If the ads annoy you enought to post online, but the app is good enough that you keep playing anyway, then pay the developer for their work.

    I swear to God some people around here have heard the term FOSS and thought “I don’t have to pay for software, hur dur it’s free and writes itself!”

    N4CHEM,

    Simple games don’t need internet access. Can’t you block network connection for that app?

    A better option even is getting something like what BurnedOliveTree@lemmy.world suggested, or this other one f-droid.org/packages/org.moire.opensudoku/ or this other one f-droid.org/…/org.secuso.privacyfriendlysudoku/

    Grumpy,

    Just pay for a good offline sudoku app. It probably costs less than a cup of coffee. Then we’ll all be happier.

    gohixo9650,

    or get an open source, free and privacy friendly one from f-droid in case you haven’t tied your hands with an iphone

    Fleur__, in and where did that bring you?
    @Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

    Could’ve been hunting mega fauna with my homies but here I am with depression and anxiety

    Wogi,

    One theory is that hunting and gathering stopped because the human population exceeded what could be supported by mega fauna, and early peoples had no choice but to settle down and defend what resources they could gather.

    It likely started with semi permanent settlements, simple fortifications that could be returned to year over year, and when it became too difficult to leave again, or when they found themselves unable to return to a location they were expecting to, they settled down permanently.

    But you really can’t go out and hunt when you can’t leave. So they started to depend on agriculture, and what livestock they’d been able to keep with them.

    TheSanSabaSongbird,

    Right. And then there’s the fact that agriculture is a trap in that once you adopt it you can never go back and anyone nearby who doesn’t adopt it as well will eventually be outcompeted and disappear as a people, or they will be driven into ever more remote and inhospitable environments. None of this requires anything like foresight or intention either.

    CommanderCloon,

    plain old evolution

    bouh, in I'm too high for this

    That’s called cooking. And we usually call it meat instead of dead animal, because it’s a specific part of the dead animal that’s tasty and nutritive once cooked.

    cantstopthesignal,

    Ya but braided meat is bad cooking. It wouldn’t cook evenly.

    Justfollowingorders1,

    You deserve the downvotes. Keep ordering delivery.

    Taian,

    Not cooking evenly is usually something desirable

    Schmeckinger,

    Then why is it called well done? Checkmate carnist. /s

    cantstopthesignal,

    You eat pork rare?

    Schmeckinger,

    Yes in germany we do eat pork raw. And we have the necessary food safety standards, where thst is perfectly fine. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mett

    GBU_28,

    Huh? It would cook fine with proper technique, and the nooks and crannies would offer spaces for herbs and butter or similar to pool

    Agent641,

    You never had a butterflied chicken thigh? Or even a leg of lamb? The meat isnt even thickness, you gotta cook it in a way that cooks it through while keeping the thinner parts edible.

    el_bhm,

    Putin surely could cook it correctly.

    ReakDuck,

    Dont forget the high amount of fat

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