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buycurious, in aboutme.pdf
corus_kt,

I’m gonna need an analysis on those cry emojis too

Kusimulkku, (edited )

It’s some zoomie nonsense, don’t worry about it

Aurenkin, in aboutme.pdf

I think it would be nice to have some ask about you

jak,

What’s your ideal day off look like?

Alexstarfire,

No work, nothing that needs to be done, and I’m free to do whatever I want. Since we’re taliking ideal, my friends are also available.

anytimesoon,

If there’s a heaven, this is what it’s like

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

What’s your favorite pokemon?

aeronmelon,

Subs or dubs?

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

subs. Every time and irrespective of language. What’s your favorite pokemon?

aeronmelon,

Eevee, since the beginning. You?

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Eevee gang reporting in. It used to be nine tails when I was younger though.

cloudless,
@cloudless@feddit.uk avatar

Tell me more about yourself.

Aurenkin,

I’m a software engineer, I like PC games, gym and martial arts and I live in Taiwan. How about you?

cloudless,
@cloudless@feddit.uk avatar

I work in IT as well. I like retro games mostly 16-bit console games. I sit all day long and not doing enough exercise.

I worked in Taipei for nearly 3 years, when I was young. Loved the people and the food. I hope the CCP will stop trying to take over Taiwan.

Tangent5280,

I too sit all day long and not get enough exercise

Aurenkin,

Nice, what’s your method of choice for playing the retro console games? I setup a retro pi ages back but now I’d probably use my steam deck

cloudless,
@cloudless@feddit.uk avatar

I use my phone and razer kishi for that. I would love to have a Steam Deck but my wife wouldn’t be happy for me to buy one.

Some of my favourite games are: Dragon Quest 3, Final Fantasy VI, Mass Effect 1, Fallout 3, Super Mario Galaxy, Secret of Mana, Chrono Trigger, Street Fighter II, Shadow of the Colossus.

db2, in Flight sim people are on another level

All that hardware and then just… a chair.

AverageGoob,
@AverageGoob@lemmy.world avatar

Not to mention the Ikea table.

Venator,

They’re probably saving up to build a motion simulation rig.

Luci,
@Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah you ain’t gonna be buying a plane if you’re using the cheapest office chair you found at a thrift store.

Unless this is to help save up for said plane.

Let’s leave the chair out of this!

ramble81,

And only one monitor too. Would have expected 3-4 to give a better view.

RaoulDook,

VR headset would be best view but then they couldn’t see all the fancy controls around them.

ramble81,

Even better if they could do it with AR. Then they could blend the controls with the view.

agitatedpotato, (edited )

I love ar in flight sims, moving your head to move the camera view across the huge amount of instruments is so nice when youve got hands on the stick and throtle and both feet in the rudder pedals.

fmstrat,

Depends on the sim. A good example would be Elite Dangerous. Buy the right HOTUS, put it in the right place, and when you don the headset, you see the controls you have.

PapaStevesy,

Yes, because, as we all know, real pilots don’t use chairs…

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

They were making the point that it looks like a chair you would pick up for free on the side of the road as part of a multi thousand dollar flight sim

PapaStevesy,

They were making the point

That’s debatable.

Imgonnatrythis,

No neon trim and no cup holder even. Probably the kind of guy that wants to fight you if you call a flight Sim a game.

MystikIncarnate,

This is exactly what I was looking at. What the hell is with that?

Guy probably could have purchased an entire office worth of chairs with the money he spent on all that gear… He didn’t even bother to get one decent chair?

Landmammals,

That’s money he could have spent on more buttons and panels.

captain_aggravated, in Flight sim people are on another level
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do you know how much it costs to annual a Cessna 172? You could build 3 of these rigs a year for what the aviation equivalent of a 1988 Toyota Camry costs to maintain and fuel.

bfg9k,
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar

This. A full sim rig still costs a lot less than an actual plane, plus it runs on electricity and not leaded petrol so it won’t send you loopy at 60.

Pyotr,

For what it’s worth, avgas is going lead free, and there’s already unleaded options.

Per the FAA

wizzor,

First time I got into one, this was my exact reaction: wtf this thing is like a 1980s corolla turned onto an aircraft. I was sure I’d get killed in that rickety pos.

NaoPb, in Flight sim people are on another level

Pretty cool with the overhead and side panels.

Psythik,

Yeah but what percentage of them are actually functional? In MS Flight Sim half the buttons in the planes do nothing.

Donjuanme,

Half the buttons in a plane don’t do anything as long as everything is working. 90% of my numbers are made up on the spot

DAMunzy, in aboutme.pdf

I would love to get an info dump like that. I could go back to it for the rest or the relationship

Anticorp,

Actually, in article 7, clause 42, you said you’re fine with your SO buying a dirtbike instead of paying for a vacation!

hakunawazo, (edited )

Yes, but in article 12, clause 51, I clearly stated that it only applies to instances where we’re together winning the lottery.

betterdeadthanreddit, in You do know you can just click the "reject all" button, right?

Those might be the terms of service they started with but a little “Inspect Element” and editing means I agreed to something else entirely.

LemmyIsFantastic, (edited )

Boomer logic +1

But fuck they wouldn’t know how to edit…

betterdeadthanreddit,

I was imagining a computer-literate sovcit trying their buffoonery with websites. Some do exist and probably have a couple decades of being the “smart” one since they know how to program a VCR (at least among their crowd of VCR-recognizing buddies) even though they’ll still call the whole desktop computer a CPU.

They’re dangerous because, like religious nuts or law misinterpreters, it’s another complex subject they can incorporate into hand-wavey explanations you can boil down to “Tech works in mysterious ways”.

NigelFrobisher, in Flight sim people are on another level

I’m doing the same with my work from home set-up. I even have a mannequin dressed up as a “boss” who hovers at my shoulder while I try to get stuff done .

db2,
Kase,

“boss” who hovers at my shoulder while I try to get stuff done

A cat would also work for this.

Zannsolo,

Should upgrade to a sex doll so you can rage fuck it when your boss pisses you off.

lugal, in Gottem

Is auto reply a thing? Do people expect immediate answers?

GBU_28,

It’s feature in things like Android auto to avoid texting and driving

bdonvr,

Yes, if you set it up to be.

rimjob_rainer,

Meanwhile my contacts are waiting 12h on average for an answer from me. Just keep the expectations low and nobody will expect immediate answers.

DillyDaily,

Litteraly everyone I know will call me for questions that could easily be a text because they know that on average it takes me 2 days to reply - and that’s if I reply at all!

My phone calls are all 5 seconds or less “hey Dilly, are you free Saturday for lunch at ours?” “yeah sounds good” “okay bye”

Saturday is 5 days away, could that have been a text? Yes. But I probably would have only seen it on Sunday if they’d texted me.

LwL,

If people did this I’d just go back to muting calls too, at least from those not respecting it… I’ve clearly established to use calls only if it’s important, and if I miss it I will call back asap. Honestly I think the only way you can get them to stop is by ignoring them.

DillyDaily,

Oh, I think I miscommunicated. I like receiving calls. If someone wants to ask me a question and talk to me, they can physically talk to me, instead of texting me and demanding the same level of attention from a text as they would expect from a real time conversation.

If they call and I don’t answer they know I’m busy and to try again later. If I call and do answer, it’s easy to say “hey, I gotta make this quick” or “I’m not doing anything, let’s have a chat” which is harder to do via text. It makes it easier to lay out the expectation for the interaction. If someone is texting me thinking we’re going to be having a long text based chat like we’re both sitting down in a live chat forum for the evening, but I’m busy and only occasionally looking at my phone because I don’t treat text like it’s AOL/MSN/IM, we’re going to have a bad time. But if they call me, then it’s just easier.

brbposting,

I heard ya. Feel bad about my text SLA, but answer calls on the first ring.

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, my phone is muted. If people call me I’ll probably only see the missed call notification

Steve,

Fuck yes

AeonFelis,

[Auto-Reply] I’m jerking off right now. I’ll reply to your comment later.

abaddon,

Do you really need auto-reply if it’s only going to be 30 seconds?

Slovene, (edited )

30 seconds yes, but it takes at least 30 minutes to find the right vid.

abaddon,

So many open tabs, I know your pain.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And another 30 to stop crying.

mmagod,

this would be a really mean prank

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Yes, and yes. Some people treat texts like instant messaging.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

That’s annoying. Sometimes I miss days of landlines.

devfuuu,

And landmines.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Landmines, unlike landlines, are still around.

The latest estimates show that in 2021, more than 5,500 people were killed or maimed by landmines, most of them were civilians, half of whom were children. More than two decades after the adoption of the Mine Ban Treaty, about sixty million people in nearly 70 countries and territories still live with the risk of landmines on a daily basis.

news.un.org/en/story/2023/04/1135252

brbposting,
debil, in It can't be stopped

its

Kiosade,

To be fair, whomever decided to use an apostrophe to indicate possession AND abbreviation clearly didn’t think through all the possible conflicts before going ahead and making it a thing. Should have made a separate symbol for one of them.

w2tpmf,

Yes, thousands of years of established language development is wrong … not the individual who is unable to learn what millions of others have been able to.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes, thousands of years of established language development is wrong

Yes, it is. Island has an ‘s’ in it as a stylistic choice to Latinize a word that has no Latin root. Literally is now defined as “not literally” which is absurd. That’s established language development.

If people keep using “it’s” as possessive then it will become possessive, and nothing will be lost.

Leg,

Language sticklers are an interesting phenomenon to me. Language has always evolved with its users. The only rule is that we understand each other when we use it, and that rule allows massive flexibility. Watching it evolve in real-time is more fun than trying to police someone for using an apostrophe.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Language sticklers are an interesting phenomenon to me

It’s weird if you think about it. They’re basically saying “English was exactly correct at an arbitrary moment in time that I chose.” Anything different before that (such as ‘iland’) is wrong, but any new changes are an abomination.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

That’s totally not fair. Some things are more wrong than others. And the “everything is correct even” language people are just as insufferable as the “there is exactly one correct usage” people.

Using it’s instead of its is not slang, or an evolving use or alternative spelling. It’s simply wrong.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t disagree that it’s wrong, but I had no difficulty understanding the sentence so I don’t care. The correction is just a distraction.

mmagod,

i’m glad this is being discussed. i felt like i was among very few in how i felt about that use of its vs it’s.

just say “it is” and use it’s as the possessive… like every other word in the language and stop failing people on exams

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

So should we use your’s too? and hi’s?

mmagod,

those are pronouns…

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

I don’t understand what this is in response to. What do you think it is?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_personal_pronouns#C…

mmagod,

sure if we want to get granular, then yes “it” is a pronoun as well… it’s just not typically used when referring to a person

the irony behind my use of “it” just now though…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Monty Python’s Flying Circus!

Anticorp,

Welcome to the Ministry of Silly Walks.

cyberpunk007, (edited )

Windows XP outliving two of it is successors.

Tolookah, in Many people learn fr*nch for the same reason

Fronch is the worst

jopepa,

Franch is so bad it made one german executive kill himself

Ashelyn,

Which executive was that again?

jopepa, (edited )

Peter Schuler of Madrigal Electromotive GmbH and it’s subsidiary, Pollos Hermanos after the DEA uncovered their involvement in the death of ASAC Hank Schrader.

Edit: Franch Kills

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Kinda funny how that first actor (who is clearly American) struggles through two whole minutes of breaking is tongue trying to pronounce German as accent free as possible, meanwhile the other guy says a single sentence and you can immediately tell he’s a native speaker.

DavidGarcia, in Lemmy is a magical place 🌙

So sick of these “what if we mix pop culture reference X and pop culture reference Y with AI 😲😲😲” subs

NegativeInf,

The internet is all “Just Two Things” all the way down.

Anticorp, in Gottem

I don’t understand. Why the FU?

iarigby,

read it with a rhyme

Anticorp,

Ah, I see. Thanks

Slovene,

Did they save you some time?

Brown5500,

No more rhymes now, i mean it!

Slovene,

Orange.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You gonna visit Blorenge? Maybe check out a sporange?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Look at the door hinge.

elephantium,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

And turn on your TV, it’s time to binge.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Anybody want a peanut?

undefinedValue,

Still too dumb, can you explain it please?

elephantium,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

If you read it out loud, you should hear it with ease

FlyingSquid, in Gottem
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve laughed out loud re-reading this meme five times. The ‘fuck you’ is the icing on the cake.

elephantium,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

Same. I’m cackling

brlemworld, in Flight sim people are on another level

Planes are expensive AF to maintain

wintermute_oregon,

After Gran Turismo came out, the local computer store put up a rig. It was over 7K. Holy crap.

I bet this cost more than that.

Frozengyro,

Imagine what a real car costs

Altofaltception,

New or used?

KillerTofu,

I just download my cars.

ZombiFrancis,

You wouldn’t!

CADmonkey,

I once bought a more or less running car for $50.

billiam0202,

For that price, I’m gonna go with “more running.” As in, “I’ve been doing more running because my car doesn’t work.”

CADmonkey,

It was able to get onto the trailer under it’s own power, and I drove it to work the following Monday… it needed a water pump to be “driveable” but I ended up doing a few other things to the car. It was an old Geo Metro and I wanted one to tinker with. I spent about $600 getting the car like I wanted it.

DaCookeyMonsta,

For $50 running is how you move it.

LemmyIsFantastic, (edited )

We’ve spent 45k over 3 years between 4 people racing a fucking Saturn station wagon. Vast majority in travel and maintaining the $500 car. Goes up from there homie lol

frezik,

Racing sims can get crazy. Full wrap around monitors, motion rigs, load cell pedals. You can buy all the same equipment that F1 racing teams use, provided you’re willing to drop six figures.

That said, there’s some top sim racers that have a Logitech wheel clamped to a desk.

wintermute_oregon,

I was shocked. I didn’t even know it was a thing.

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