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DigitalTraveler42, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

This first Suicide Squad was hot garbage, the second was awesome.

Odo,

The Extended Cut version of the first movie is actually an okay time. It boggles the mind anyone would think it’s a good idea to pull every bit of backstory and subplot and give us the mess of a theatrical version we got.

Strawberry,

I didn’t know there was an extended cut. I’m so intrigued now, given that a huge issue with the theatrical version was its editing

DigitalTraveler42,

There’s always a Snyder cut…

Potatos_are_not_friends,

The second one should have just been called something else.

Every DC fan I knew had such a bad taste in their mouth for that Will Smith Suicide Squad.

DigitalTraveler42,

That’s the beauty of the Suicide Squad, they die or escape or there are other teams, so they can wipe out the whole cast without hesitation because it fits into the plot constraints.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Will Smith’s compulsive need to never be the bad guy didn’t help.

mvirts, in But hey, at least everyone supports webp now.

Let’s rename JXL to GPEJ to give GIF pronunciation a run for its money

renzev, (edited )

When it comes to pronunciations of obscure computer acronyms, my favourite is btrfs (the filesystem), because I’ve never seen anyone advocate for any specific pronunciation, not even the devs/official documentation. Bee Tree Eff Ess? Bee Tee Arr Eff Ess? Butter Eff Ess? Better Eff Ess? Whatever bloats your goat!

AnIntenseMoist,

butt terfs

redditReallySucks, in Procrastination
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Im in this picture and I don’t like.

Does anybody have tips to be more productive?

pigup,
NewAgeOldPerson,

This is awesome. I’ll read it later.

CoggyMcFee,

When you do, can you summarize it for me?

TriPolarBearz,

Maybe summarize it into a top 5 list?

hikikoma,

Yeah sure, just lemme browse a bit longer and after that I’ll type them up for you.

jettrscga,

THE

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

You’re procrastinating because you have some anxiety based on overestimation of the effort that the task will require and underestimation fo the pain that it will be to rush it at last minute. To prevent your brain from going wild, split into little easy tasks, start with something that seems pleasant or easy to do in 5 min and you may manage to focus for longer, or take a break and set another 5 min task. You can also add some reward, like I’ll eat this chocolate cookie or watch this cool video after I have completed this much.

rigatti, in But hey, at least everyone supports webp now.
@rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

I was excited for JXL… is it dead dead?

swooosh,

N. Just google removed it from chromium. I can view jxl on android, so it’s not dead. And samsung S24 (iirc) will use jxl to save pictures

mathemachristian, in Procrastination

get an analog watch/clock. It’s amazing. For real you don’t know what you’re missing until you have one

sbv,

This message brought to you by Big Analog Watch/Clock.

(/s unless you’re Swiss)

mathemachristian,

Love me a big clock

Viking_Hippie,

I like big clocks and I cannot lie, all you other brothers can’t deny

When a clock walks in with an itty-bitty bezel and a long minute hand you get sprung!

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

So you don’t know what time it is and never feel guilty about procrastinating?

mathemachristian, (edited )

The opposite, I can at a glance tell how much time has passed and how much time I have left in a very visual way. The hands are a much easier way to interpret passage of time than some digits. And like the OP points out, it doesnt really matter if its 6:00 or 6:05, but I can see how much I’ve already procrastinated and how much I have left to do The Thing.

I’m genuinely suggesting this, it has made a difference for me.

ako946659663,

I’ve been using mine wrong, I use my analog watch as a mouse bed so I won’t appear away in teams. Lol

mathemachristian,

Oh don’t worry I’m suggesting this for important things, not work.

jaybone,

Will analog watches soon be like VHS tapes and cursive handwriting?

JoMiran, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I haven’t watched all of them but the animated Suicide Squad movies have been pretty good.

Perfide,

DC’s direct to video animation department consistently puts out absolute bangers, so that’s not surprising. It’s the live action stuff where they continuously drop the ball.

msage,

So Snyder?

aaaa, (edited )

While usually true, I can’t help but look at War World and wonder what the hell they were trying to do with that

callouscomic, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

Spelling error in a meme poking fun at bad writing. Hilarious.

TimewornTraveler,

rong righting

Kolanaki, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Me when they say the name of the movie in the movie: https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/4d3b4b05-0d4c-4750-92c2-f77bc28faf31.jpeg

page,

“Ah boy, I’m just so tired of all these star wars.”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWxiTPQv0ME

superduperenigma,

Superman: The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.

Peter: Oh, that’s why they called it that.

surewhynotlem,

They said the thing!!

MashedTech,

Lumberjack Larry: “Darlin’, I’ve carved the grandest totem, but it’s too tall for the town square!”

Lucy, the Lumberjill: “And here I am, trying to fit this massive log through our cabin door. It’s a tight squeeze!”

Lumberjack Larry: “Looks like we’re both in a pickle with ‘My Big Stick Doesn’t Fit: The Log Jam Love Story.’”

Lucy, the Lumberjill: “Time to put our heads together and chop this problem down to size, honey!”

Nobody,

“And the world will always remember the Backdoor Sluts 7: Anal Apocalypse.”

MashedTech,

“After all, there’s a reason we call ourselves Backdoor Sluts 7: Anal Apocalypse”

PhreakyByNature, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

I like shows like Andor which have a mildly interesting premise but rely on phenomenal writing and execution to really shine.

Viking_Hippie,

Why do Star Wars fans always forget the / in And/or?

Sigh_Bafanada,

Yeah I hesitantly tried out Andor as somebody who isnt the biggest Star Wars junkie, and it quickly flew to being my favourite Star Wars content by a mile. Really excellent writing imo

psvrh, in But hey, at least everyone supports webp now.
@psvrh@lemmy.ca avatar

Look, I remember the early 1990s fondly, too, but I’m not eager to relive them.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
blackfire, in But hey, at least everyone supports webp now.

Isnt it Apple who was pushing jpegxl?

Eiim,

JPEG XL has gone through waxing and waning support from each of the major browsers, but Safari is the only one to support it by default.

TheSlad, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

Archeologists when we’re ancient:

“Wtf is these?”

“I dunno but I bet my mum could knit a glove with it”

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bc490819-cabd-4102-ae17-e1498357d24b.jpeg

xia,

AMAZING! You have uncovered the missing thing that goes INSIDE the dodecahedrons!

TheSlad,

Btw my favorite theory is that they are some kind of dice for a game. The little nubbins on the corners would help them bounce around better.

BottleOfAlkahest, (edited )

I always assumed they were for a game. Why have a different face on most of the sides if they werent some sort of dice like game piece?

Honestly though I’m glad archeologists went with “mittens” rather than their old standby “human sacrificing sex cult worship”.

Edit: fuck spelling is hard

vaultdweller013,

Hey now, archeologists know their sex cult stuff hence “fertility object”. The we dont know is usually labelled as ritual object and left at that.

mojofrododojo,

the holes seem too small for, er, fertility…

vaultdweller013,

Every hole is a goal.

BabyVi,

Children’s caltrop set.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

It’ll take them a single step on them to understand these were used in wars. That they are no longer used because they were probably banned for human rights violations.

Crack0n7uesday,

They were replaced by the ones that blow up instead. Less pain but more instant death.

Zoboomafoo, (edited )

You jest, but people actually did (and do!) use them in wars:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I knew this didn’t seem right for a kids’ toy. Why would anyone want to inflict so much pain to innocent children?

braxy29,

thanks for the link, surprisingly interesting read.

hungryphrog,

Rule number 1 of archaeology: if you don’t know what it is, then it’s religious.

recapitated,

Foot massagers

Kolanaki, (edited ) in c/fuckcars
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Can’t help but read this with a Boston accent.

I have a car, but I can’t find my khakis.

NightAuthor,

For a second I was like… what do khakis have to do wit it. But then I tried w the accent and it made sense.

can,

My sister bet I couldn’t ride spaghetti down our street.

can,

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta

lugal, in Procrastination

I am in that picture and I don’t like it

RGB3x3,

It’s not easy being green.

FlyingSquid, in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
PopcornPrincess, (edited )

You are a Lemmy god. *reverently bows and offers beans and stroganoff

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hooray, stroganoff!

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