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iAmTheTot, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game
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I host my own server for playing TTRPGs on and webp saves me a lot of storage space and bandwidth.

FlyingSquid, in My friend thinks you’re cute
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Every time he tries to smile it looks fake. Every single time. He literally does not know how to do one of the most basic of human expressions.

Jackthelad,

Yeah, this looks like constipation.

tipicaldik, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

Devils advocate here, because this sounds like my wife and I. She gets really annoyed at me, but she doesn’t understand that I don’t expect her to answer my questions. I just need to let them out of my head so I can concentrate on the rest of the movie. What she could do is either just ignore me, or agree that it’s a valid question and let it go. On some occasions, I may ask a question because I feel I may have missed something that she might have caught, but usually the questions are more rhetorical in nature…

TheBlue22,

Same here with my girlfriend, except we both do it, even though I might a bit more sometimes.

Azzu,

I don’t think the reasons are really important, there’s no “devil’s advocate” to play here. If it’s annoying then it’s annoying, it takes someone out of the experience, even if you didn’t intend it that way. That doesn’t really get changed by understanding the mechanics behind it.

tipicaldik,

I’m just offering another perspective, that’s all… Feel free to ignore me like my wife learned to do.

Azzu, (edited )

The additional perspective was interesting, I was just talking about the “devil’s advocate” part. One uses that expression if you want to actually argue for something. But there’s no arguing to be done, you can’t argue someone out of being annoyed. If you had just shared the explanation I wouldn’t have said anything, just appreciated it :)

Anticorp,

It sounds like you should explain that to your wife.

tipicaldik,

I have… we’re good. 33 years good.

Anticorp,

Gratz!

ericatty,

If you are in a relationship and that is your dynamic and you are happy with it, you do you. As long as you aren’t annoying other people.

My husband likes to ask questions during movies and shows. I had to talk with him on boundaries.

I don’t like to talk in movie theaters. People paid good money to enjoy the experience, including us. Screams, gasps, etc are fine. Reading subtitles to vision impaired people is fine. Dissecting what has happened to whom is not. We are there specifically to have questions posed and then answered by the movie itself, not by people in the audience. We can tear apart the flaws on the way home.

At home, it’s different, we can usually pause it, and I don’t mind as much discussing in real time. Unless it is clear it is about to be answered if you just watch for another minute. Then the answer is “just wait” and boom, story happens.

open2db8, in Could wake the fucking dead

I remain convinced this device was originally designed specifically to make as much noise as possible, and was only later used for storing baked goods.

fox2263, in Aaaaaand it's over

I see a lot of kids/teens walking around doing this.

I think perhaps they don’t know how phones work as phones.

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

I think it’s more of a “hey everybody, look at me!”.

Ziglin,

I think they often have earbuds but those usually have built in microphones so I don’t really know either, I think it’s popular when recording voice messages too.

deltatangothree,

A couple weeks ago I saw a high schooler asking friends to grab his phone, but they couldn’t hear him. So he mimed typing with his thumbs.

How did we lose holding a handset to your ear as the pantomime for phone??? I’ve heard Nirvana on the classic rock station and it didn’t make me feel as old as this.

Tar_alcaran,

My neice asked me “Dad says you only had internet on the phone when you were my age, but I also only have internet on my phone. I don’t get it.”

That hurt me SO much.

MathiasTCK, (edited )

Take your time, hurry up

Choice is yours, don’t be late

Take a rest as a friend

As an old

Memoria, memoria

Memoria, memoria

ClaireDeLuna,

I do this, here’s why. Also I’m 23

I don’t like getting oils and sweat on my screen. I also don’t like putting my dirty screen on my face.

I can still talk to someone and do other stuff on my phone. If I want privacy or I’m in an area where speakerphone would be annoying then fine I’ll use it the old way, but generally I have headphones to bridge that gap anyways.

PilferJynx,

Yeah, I’m with you. Speaker mode is much more comfortable. But I do have some common courtesy while in public though. Nobody needs to be forced to hear your conversation.

BeardedBlaze,
@BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world avatar

You think your fingers don’t generate oils/sweat? You can have the phone next to your ear without having it pushing against the side of your head lol Multi-tasking makes sense though.

ClaireDeLuna,

Not nearly as much as my face that’s for sure

DudeDudenson,

I know the phone is designed for you to hold it a certain way, but don’t smartphones have the mic at the bottom next to the charge port?

Rediphile,

Yeah, and my tiny Nokia from 15 years ago also had a mic next to charger very very far from my mouth. Worked completely fine though, since it’s designed to do that.

isolatedscotch, (edited )

google pixel 6 pro user here, nope, at the top, because fuck the consumers, that’s why

on a more serious note, normally it doesnt pick up too much external audio but if i’m in a crowded place i have to turn it upside down and back up constantly to speak and then hear

tehmics,

I don’t know where you got that idea, there’s definitely a mic on the bottom. The top mic hole is just for noise cancellation. Google even has an interactive diagram here support.google.com/pixelphone/answer/7157629?hl=e…

isolatedscotch,

welp, turns out i was wrong, thanks for the heads up

after some fiddling, i found that the voice recorder app i used to test where the microphone was only utilized the top microphone, while calls and voice messages (at least on signal) use the bottom one

Katana314,

I think the point is that the microphone should be close to your mouth, but not in the direction of your breath, so as to avoid pops. That’s why headsets have the microphone a few inches away from where your breath would go through.

Hence, the preferred holding position would have both the speaker and microphone in optimal spots.

SugarSnack,

They grew up with facetime, and this is how they translate that into a facetime without video

Rootiest, (edited )
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Is the earphone speaker destined to go the way of the headphone jack?

Will phones 5 years from now be shipping without them

PreviouslyAmused,

Only if Apple is brave enough

flerp,

Reject apple. Return to Star Trek TOS communicators

woodenskewer,
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

Then Google will make fun of them only to do the exact same thing months later.

ALostInquirer,

Isn’t there an option to disable your camera while facetiming? Alternatively just…Calling would make sense, but setting that aside.

Ziglin,

What’s facetime?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Zoom for Apple users.

Ziglin,

Ah, so that’s pretty much useless for anyone who has a non apple user friend they want to talk to?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Yes.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

My 8 year old does this. Most of the time it’s during movies I’ve already watched so I could answer her questions. But fuck man, just watch the movie and it will answer your questions. We spend more time talking about what’s happening than watching/listening 🤦

rowrowrowyourboat,

Maybe she just wants to talk to you. For her, the movie experience is spending time with you.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

We usually do end up talking for most of the movie. I guess I kind of do like doing that with her. I absolutely love your comment. Thank you for changing my perspective.

balderdash9, in They're not equivalent
InternetCitizen2,

Nice

Branch_Ranch,

Nice

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Nice

Land_Strider,

Tried auto-cock for a while and turned it off, my texting life has been considerably more ppleasurable.

ech, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

My family does this. Even if I have watched it, if it’s a movie worth watching, it’s gonna answer all necessary questions. Just give it some damn time!

daemoz,

Still waiting for an answer to the Italian job. I should’ve asked more questions honestly.

TrousersMcPants,

There is only one answer: Buy a Mini Cooper

15liam20,

I think that he was only supposed to blow the fucking doors off.

Kusimulkku,

My family does this because they didn’t bother to pay attention so I actually do know better than them what’s going on

FartsWithAnAccent, in This is for (almost) all of you
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Always had one

EternalNicodemus,
@EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

“(Almost)”

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

I am special!

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Dear God with that profile picture you are special. Did the midwife drop you on the head as a newborn

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

No, I exploded out like an alien chest-burster from Alien, but then I did a song and dance like from Space Balls.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

No god no OH DEAR GOD WHY OH GOD NO

Starkstruck, in They're not equivalent

Emojis and emoticons convey different emotions.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

(-_- )

fireweed, in This is for (almost) all of you

If Lemmy were styled after an old-school forum board rather than reddit I’d agree with you, but because profile pics on Lemmy are so tiny they’re basically pointless. However they’re just large and colorful enough to be distracting. Lemmy’s format can feel a bit cluttered as is, and I’d rather be able to scan and quickly identify important info–such as whether a comment poster is OP–than have my eye get caught by something superfluous and purely aesthetic like a profile pic. Thus I’d rather they do away with them entirely, at least in bylines.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

I recognize people with profile Pic way better than people without. That’s about the only use I can think of.

Klear,

Yeah, and I don’t want to recognise people on a Reddit-style site. Nor do I want people to instantly recognise me.

Thermal_shocked, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over

The mic is at the bottom… And there is usually a speaker there too, makes total sense if not bothering those around you.

Dragon_dick_99,

My phone’s mic is at the top.

Thermal_shocked, (edited )

What phone? I’m still on an S9 and mic and speaker are on the bottom.

Buddahriffic, in They're not equivalent

I see this as an example of either how little some people making decisions in tech companies know about what people want or about how different the things I want are from the majority of people.

AtmaJnana,

Your framing is wrong. They know some people have preferences. They just don’t care because emojis drive engagement, which drives revenue for many of them.

Arfman, in Aaaaaand it's over

I don’t get how they hear the other person, or are they on speaker mode?

Lifter,

Yes speaker. On the bus. On the subway. On the street. In a cafe.

fosforus,

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Snoopey,

I’ve seen someone speak like this, then put the phone back against their ear to listen and pull it back down to talk again. Like wtf just leave it up there

Draedron,

Easier to be heard when speaking actually into the mic. I do this when the other person has issues hearing me and it helps

oatscoop, (edited )

I’ll admit it: I do that.

… we are talking about walkie talkies, right? Over.

Amends1782,

Remember from a century ago when sprint had those PTT walkie cell phones lol?

Kiosade, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

Every time I see this skull mask character I laugh, he just looks so stupid!

HonoraryMancunian,

Who even is he?

Starkstruck,

according to tumblr, he is peak babygirl

Kiosade,

I think he’s from a COD game, but i’m not entirely sure.

LordCirais,

He’s Ghost.

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