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khannie, in Apparently I Bob Ross'd it
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

I am thankful for your posts :)

LaserTurboShark69, in Why are we not talking about this literacy crisis?

Because the meme won’t load

gnomesaiyan,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Something with lemmy.zip? I also have problems loading images from that instance.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all part of the cabal!

thecrotch, in The system is broken

The other 1/3rd goes to the feds, so they can pay for roads, social safety nets, nukes, drones, unconstitutional domestic surveillance programs, and Israeli genocide

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

OK, and how do u propose we overhaul the system? Capitalism to socialism?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Not listening to you

Draedron,

There are in betweens.

areyouevenreal,

Have you heard of revolution?

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

It requires critical mass and level of destitution. Are u seeing that around? I dont believe so.

areyouevenreal,

Destitution? Definitely heading that way has been getting progressively worse for the last several years at least. Critical mass? Not yet previous generations are weak and people are idiots. I think radical thought is increasing especially among the younger generations.

TheFonz,

U first

areyouevenreal,

What does that even mean?

TheFonz,

What part is confusing? The people advocating for revolution are often the last ones to the frontline. Just like these brave folks on Lemmy.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Pearls before swine

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Alcoholic beverages would be a good place to start

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

How do u mean?

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I really wanna make a joke about Irish cream, Irish whiskey, and an Irish stout, but I feel like that could get me a visit from a dozen letters worth of government agencies

thecrotch, (edited )

Tear down the military industrial complex. We’re sandwiched between oceans on the east and west, and friendly neighbors on the north and south. Nobody’s going to invade us. We don’t need the world’s largest military.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

The cartels south of us would like to have a word.

So would Trump supporters.

SandmanXC, in One 520 week abortion please

Don’t worry, he’ll grow up to have a glorious mustache

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

The Khmer were the best thing to ever happen to Tristan.

Boozilla, in Pascal's Wager
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

Pastacal’s wager.

runswithjedi, in Who knew creating the worlds largest repository of information would be a mistake?

How’s this for simple: your kid has a higher chance of dying from measles than from the vaccine, even when you assume all conspiracy theories are correct.

Ephera,

If those antivaxxers felt confident about statistics, they’d be very upset.

I mean, the lottery and gambling just wouldn’t exist, if people generally took statistics to heart.

AA5B, (edited )

At least with the lottery, my $2 buys a day or two of some fantastic daydreams. Can an anti vaxxer excitedly say “I WOULD GIVE EACH OF YOU A MILLION DOLLARS AND MAKE MY TOWN LIBRARY THE GREATEST IN THE STATE!!”

UnfortunateShort,

There are also lotteries that spend most of the money on charity. Worst case you do something good with most of the money you put in. Nothing wrong with that

Ephera,

I’m not arguing whether anything is wrong with it or not. You could literally be shredding bank notes as a hobby. If it makes you happy, I’m not arguing against.

I’m rather saying someone who’s confident in statistics doesn’t need arguing here. They’ll intrinsically know the chance of winning is effectively 0. As such, they assume that their money will go to charity. But since the lottery company keeps a cut as profit, giving it this way is just worse than giving to charity directly.

Ephera,

The reward is less exciting, but there is also a more realistic chance of you actually getting lucky by not getting measles.

And if you assume yourself to get lucky, then even just getting poked with a needle, will in your mind add a risk rather than mitigate it…

Seudo, (edited ) in Pascal's Wager

I prefffer to sacrifice a chicken to Cthulhu each dawn. Seems like the FSM will be far more tolerant if I get it wrong. By that logic, picking the Judeo-Christian god does kind of make sense.

justcallmelarry, in Let me load it

I do this, but it’s a serious condition called delayed hearing, which you can’t read about anywhere, because I made it up.

Spider89,

Or APD

Noodle07,

It’s actually a common thing with adhd

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Of course it fucking is

ZOSTED,

This mental checklist of things that point to me having adhd is growing uncomfortably large. Is there anything that can point to someone not having adhd?

FlihpFlorp,

In my experience my adhd makes normal people things harder, like yes sometimes everyone needs a minute to process information, sometimes everyone forgets why they walked into a room, sometimes you’ll get way too excited on a subject and so on

But you know everyone also pees but when you pee 60 times a day you usually see a doctor

Malfeasant,

makes normal people things harder

I’m like this… Stuff most people find easy is especially hard for me. But on the flip side, stuff that’s really hard for most people is easy for me.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I keep coming across relatable posts followed by someone saying it’s ADHD and it’s making me paranoid whether it’s just good ol internet spreading fake news or memes or if I actually have ADHD. I don’t think I have ADHD but I have to question myself every time this happens.

null,

All things that are symptoms of ADHD are also things that everyone experiences sometimes. It’s when they become detrimental to daily life that it might be ADHD.

So it’s normal that you find them relatable.

meyotch,

If it hurts, it’s ADHD. If it’s good for a story, it it isn’t.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Think of it this way. Many ‘normal’ people can exhibit different symptoms that get associated with ADHD. With people who are diagnosed with ADHD, they must pass a certain threshold number of these symptoms and severity.

IIRC, it’s a similar approach to ASD

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

which is honestly so enormously stupid, like the problems don’t exist just because you’re 2% shy of a diagnosis

it’s like not giving someone a wheelchair just because they can walk 2 meters before falling flat on their face

Buddahriffic,

It’s all a spectrum. Our minds, in some ways, are brute forcing ways to approach survival. Each individual’s brain settles on some patterns that they determine work for them, and when you look at the collective, we can end up with very different ways of thinking but they are all based on balancing the number of neurons devoted to various tasks like visual processing, audio processing, social skills, various physical skills, etc. ADHD is based on how attention is tuned, both how long you can pay attention to something you might not want to and also how your attention is divided between tasks you’re focusing on vs other things going on around you.

Personally, I don’t really give that much attention to things going on around me. I’m usually either actively doing something or lost in my thoughts. This has the advantage of being able to think through things, but at the cost of missing things around me, which can include someone addressing me. It’s pretty much an always on thing. I do hear it and my brain can often process it after I realize I’ve been addressed. But I’d guess that most people are like that when they are actively concentrating their full attention on a task. Or thinking, I’m sure non-ADHD people do that, too, but the balance between time spent focusing on thoughts vs processing general surroundings might be different.

Though tbh I have no real idea. My entire experience is inside my own head and I can only guess at how different things are from brain to brain (and to what level other organs contribute to that, since they’ve all got neurons, and chemistry that they all play a role in can have huge effects, too).

intensely_human,

A Delayed Hearing Diagnosis?

LemmyKnowsBest,

But enough of us have experienced it that it must be a real thing.

flicker,

The actual name is auditory processing disorder, and I do actually have that, as it’s often comorbid with ADHD. But your version is funnier and made me laugh.

state_electrician,

I have a hearing defect that affects how I hear speech. It sometimes takes a second or two until the second level support in my brain could parse what was said.

refurbishedrefurbisher, in Trans meme

You cut your eye in half? I’m not even sure how it still works after that.

conditional_soup, in Let me load it

So, one way my ADHD manifests is that my brain will just fucking fumble incoming sounds, particularly if I’m not paying attention beforehand. I’ve been near someone who just turned on the radio to the middle of a song and the music made no sense to me at all, like, it was just really weird noise that sounded like it should make sense but didn’t, until it suddenly clicked and the music made sense again. With words, it happens all the time. Someone will just ambush me with words and instead of “hey, can you put the cap on the blender?” It becomes “hey, can you pole a cat fender?” Or sometimes it becomes just “dsfargeg”. I know that nobody would say either of those things to me, so I use a dual track strategy of both playing with what I think I heard to try and make it make sense as well as asking the other person to repeat themselves. Sometimes, I work it out before they repeat it, sometimes I don’t.

ZOSTED,

I think you’re fine because this sounds totally normal to me

conditional_soup,

Maybe, but it happens a lot less (that is, not at all) when I’m on my medication.

cashews_best_nut,

I’ve done this all my life - I don’t have ADHD.

conditional_soup, (edited )

It isn’t necessarily the case that everyone who does this has ADHD, nor that everyone with ADHD has this as a symptom. You could just have an auditory processing thing. For me, I think it’s related to my ADHD because it doesn’t happen when I’m on medication for it.

VaultBoyNewVegas,

I’ve never misheard things with ADHD but I do regularly ask people to repeat things and it’s not that I haven’t heard but it’s like my brain hasn’t fully processed and understood what I’ve just heard. So when someone starts saying what they’ve just said, my brain has finished processing everything.

can,

Exactly. It’s like my (sub)concious was already at least three threads removed from reality and I need to bounce back into the real world to process.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have ADHD but I experience this too. Audio processing disorder.

Sometimes I realise what’s been said after a second or so, other times I can’t figure it out. My go to solution is to just repeat what I’ve heard. It usually gets kind of funny so it takes the annoyance out of it.

flicker,

My ADHD manifests this way as well and I explain it as, “I’m sorry, I didn’t understand English just then.” I only speak one language but it’s true, I couldn’t parse their language.

I also picked up a “quirky” habit where I’ll say the nonsense phrase back at the person, who gets a laugh, then repeats themselves. Since it seems like I’m being cute and quirky instead of having an auditory processing disorder, people don’t get annoyed as often.

Malfeasant,

I’ll say the nonsense phrase back at the person

I do this too sometimes. My wife in particular hates it.

mr_satan,
@mr_satan@monyet.cc avatar

I have this with languages. If I don’t know what language to expect chances are I’m just gonna hear: w̶̛̫̥͚̎̾̍͋̏̽̀̊̉̈́h̴̘̯̜̖̘̦͈̺̍̾̐͆̿͒̂̔̉̒̀̿̈́̓͊͐͝ę̸̪̹͙̣̣̩̝̖͈͚͋͆̎r̵̫̪̲̬̫̾̓̓̑͊͒̈́̾̀̌̀̋̔̚̚͝͝͠e̵̦̤̲͎͑ ̸̲̪̜̒̈̂͝a̴̛̼̬͙̋̐̊̒̅̆͐̀͆̃̋̎͝ṛ̶̹̫̼̦̦̰̠̹̲͎̳͐̿̋ě̵̜͎͎̠̗͐̀ ̸̧̨̨̖̙̭͈̹̺̪̻̹̟̦̺̰̦̍̾̂̑̓̽̔̓͋́̎͑̉̔̏̇͘ẗ̵͓̙̰́̉̇́̊̌̔̄̅̄͛͒̔͒͠͠͠ḧ̶͎̗̯͉̟͉̘̗͈̜͎̝͙̺̙͉̠́̀̉͑̅͐͘͜͝ͅë̴̺͙͎̩̝̞͕̦͎̝͖̹̫͔̬̦̩́̆͒̄͆͆̍̉̍̈͒͌̚͜ͅ ̸̡̙̠͇̱̙̤̺̀̈̇̂̀̍̉̋̕ͅc̶̢̲̣̻͉̬͕̩̣͇͐̅͛̕̕̚ͅa̸͈̱͇̪͋̐̈̿̃̇̋̀̅̊̓̀̐̈̍̕͠ḃ̷̧͇͔͎͉͇̙͓͇͆̉̽͗͒̑b̴̗̬̺̤̳̈́ͅã̶̧̩̠̹̞̯͔͑̓̓̀̅̀̎͒̓͝͠g̸̨̧̧̱͉̱̲̗̬̟̘̟̩̉̋̇͒̎̇̿̋͌̓e̴͈̦̍̅s̸͓̎͆͛̾́͂̚ͅ.

marcos, in Pascal's Wager

Well, next time somebody invents a god, please make sure it’s somebody that will punish you if you believe in any god.

Bigoldmustard, in Let me load it

I do this. It’s An ADHD thing. The words don’t load fast enough sometimes.

I tried just letting people repeat it but waiting it out is torture.

SkybreakerEngineer,

Also applies to “give me a second to process just how stupid your question was”

LuckingFurker, in You're tearing me apart!

Just watch the TikToks, nobody cares

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I care. Short form video is extremely addictive. It’s dangerous to open it up, if you watch a second video you just end up in a doomscroll trance

markon,

Well that’s just capitalism. Just like the rise of sugary drinks and booze cigs etc. We’re not optimizing for the well-being of people. It’s all about that dough. China is the same, but instead it’s just one big extra shitty company.

LuckingFurker,

Fair, though to my mind that’s all social media, so I can’t get worked up about one particular one. The reason I’m glad I was pushed off reddit is because I’d end up in a doomscroll trance there too

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

There’s degrees to be sure though - ticktock is the absolute worst, because it has a lot of content and a good algorithm… Plus, short form video is the easiest to get lost in

LuckingFurker,

I think it’s an individual thing, and probably also dependent on said individuals state of mind. I dropped off TikTok ages ago because of its tendency to get me lost, with reddit I didn’t entirely know how bad it was until the blackout happened and I noticed how often I would just compulsively reach for my phone to open reddit when I wasn’t doing anything else

Dasnap, in You're tearing me apart!
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

I just ignore them because the videos are a mess of graphics and popups outside the app. It has literally made some videos unwatchable for me as they kept getting interrupted and breaking.

Anticorp,

It’s the worst mobile website I’ve ever seen, which is impressive considering Facebook and Reddit have been intentionally breaking their mobile websites for years now.

ininewcrow, in You're tearing me apart!
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I was fine with memes over the past few years … sure they are a quick dopamine hit that make you laugh or think

But now when my friends send me tiktok videos … especially when someone has been watching these video streams for hours or days … they start sending out the most random, inane, mindless content … it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

And that’s what Ten Forward is for!

bobs_monkey,

it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

I think that’s kind of the point. There was an article a while back that said the CCP/Bytedance intentionally serve up braindead content to everywhere outside China, while promoting educational and uplifting content at home.

SuperSpruce,

I want to see a sampling of this “educational and uplifting” content.

Bartsbigbugbag, (edited )

That’s such a gross misunderstanding of the separation between TikTok and China that it’s very possible purposeful misinformation.

China has no control whatsoever over TikTok, and in fact, there are US intelligence officers on the board for the American company. If anyone is “intentionally serving up braindead content…” it’s the US company, who is under strict control and observation by US intelligence agencies.

Gabu,

Why are you lying? Every Chinese company is under the CCP’s boot, as made evident by the one time Tencent tried to fight it

Bartsbigbugbag, (edited )

Xenophobia and jingoism have so thoroughly riddled most American brains that you require no evidence of anything, and just exist in a “vibes based reality” where you accept entirely false information as truth because it fits your preconceptions. The US government has spent years at this point trying to prove what you’ve said about TikTok, and they’ve been entirely unable to do so, because it’s literally not true. And as I said, their US board is filled with US intelligence spooks, not Chinese ones.

Next you’ll tell me China is pushing pro-Palestinian content on TikTok, instead of the youth just being rabidly pro-Palestine.

Gabu,

I’m not even American, bot. Go suck CCP cock somewhere else.

markon,

Just don’t forget Blackrock owns a very sizable portion of Bytedance. Just saying.

kofe,

I’ve had no trouble curating my feed to mostly professionals, psychologists and pet behaviorists. Occasional cute animal videos

bobs_monkey,

Nice. I’ll be honest, I never bothered with tiktok, only Instagram. And even that got to a point where I just gave up and tossed it. Even Reddit was weird like that.

TimewornTraveler,

that sounds way too bizarre to believe without seeing a source. and i know there’s gonna be people replying saying it’s not that bizarre, because China, but really…?

bobs_monkey,

60 Minutes did a spread on it way back when, it’s on YouTube I believe

TimewornTraveler,

thank you

rambling_lunatic,

Absolutely reasonable thing to ask.

cbsnews.com/…/tristan-harris-social-media-politic…

Grep for “Companies like TikTok” to find the relevant portion.

The guy talking isn’t exactly a scientist and this ain’t a rigourous peer-reviewed study, but it does seem like he knows at least a little about what he’s talking about. Take it with a grain of salt.

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I have one 50 year old friend with very little tech know how and his kids set him up with a good smartphone. I saw his family about a year ago and his kids noted that their dad often sits up until about 2 or 3 in the morning at the kitchen table just scrolling through tiktok videos. He sent them to me about once a day until I had to block him and tell him directly to stop sending me this stuff. He’s since become ‘aware’ of his addiction and stops sending out videos as often as he did before. He still scrolls through thousands and thousands of videos a day.

It would all be funny if it wasn’t so frightening at the same time.

bobs_monkey,

No kidding. I just find it ironic that the generation that kept saying “TV will rot your brain” is now completely consumed by social media.

GluWu,

50 is still too young. Endless scrolling should only be for old people who literally can’t do anything. Kids need to do physically stimulating things like playing outside, adults need to do mentally stimulating things like playing video games. Old people don’t need to do anything, they can veg out to short form.

ZOSTED,

Legitimately, when I was quitting nicotine, I would scroll on my phone when I was getting withdrawal pangs, and it helped.

Nowadays I have to watch myself, or else I’ll potentially lose hours. I know exactly what addiction feels like: going without and satisfying what feels like a need - it feels right. And these apps are definitely addictive. I didn’t really notice until I tried to stop.

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