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PunnyName, in What a feeling

A pretty young girl told me I had pretty eyes. I was 33 and homeless. 42 now. Won’t forget that, especially since I think my eyes are creepy.

intensely_human,

Holy shit! Being complimented by a pretty girl while homeless is off the charts. Those eyes must be something else.

PunnyName, (edited )

She was the sister of a friend who worked at a coffee shop I frequented. It’s not like she saw me covered in filth and randomly went out of her way, lol

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Not who you're responding to, but I'll admit my mental image was something like Cricket in the later seasons of It's Always Sunny. I'm not proud of it, but I do appreciate the clarification.

PunnyName,

Haven’t seen the show.

I know. I know. I should.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

It took me a few tries to finally get into it.

kandoh, in toilet humour

If you don’t shut the lid before you flush it sends poopoo peee particles flying around the bathroom onto your toothbrush

June,

This is legit the reason I started putting the lid down as a kid lmao

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Mythbusters found it makes virtually no difference, and lid down can actually make particles go further due to the pressure forcing them through a smaller gap.

kandoh,

This is terrible news

liztliss,

Please look this up for yourself- these responses are sus

voidMainVoid,

Every source I could find says that closing the lid is better.

liztliss,

What episode was this? I can only find evidence of the opposite of what you’re claiming here

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

The plumbing authority link? Yeah, they leave out the part where the Mythbusters found poop everywhere when flushing with the lid closed as well.

liztliss,

Uh no, like literally any link 🤣

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes, I followed the ones posted. None of them say the opposite, they all leave out the results from the lidded flushes. And someone else posted a paper that showed that although lid closed produced fewer particles, they were larger, and lasted longer, so flushing lid closed was not particularly more hygienic.

liztliss,
Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s not a research article, it’s an opinion piece with no published data and no references.

here’s a real research article that found lidded flushing still produced large aerosolized droplets on flushing:

microbiologyresearch.org/…/acmi.fis2019.po0192

liztliss,

I’m not sure how this qualifies as being any better, I read this one previously and found it to be lacking in actual data information. It makes claims but literally anyone can write whatever they want on the Internet. It’s not enough data and not clear on how they actually measured or how many measurements they took

Zacryon,

Myth Busters are not a solid scientific source. I discussed the issue a bit, linking to some papers in another comment here: feddit.de/comment/5298414

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Although Mythbusters is not a peer reviewed scientific source, they do employ reasonable standards of experimentation.

And the first source you posted is particularly interesting, with similar conclusions to what I remember from Mythbusters; that lids reduce the total number of particles found, but that the particles produced from lid use last longer and are larger. So a lid closed situation can;t really be said to be more hygienic.

Unfortunately on a cursory skimming of the other articles none of them seem compare toilets with lid down to lid up, they all seem to look at lidless toilets only. Thus, they can;t really speak to the topic of lid use being more hygienic without the direct comparison.

neonred, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

What’s bad about cash?

DavidGarcia,

i think the issue is more that people don’t really understand what is good about cash and what is bad about the alternative

and the economic and societal reasons why cash is vastly preferable.

Oha,

Cash is fucking awesome

kandoh,

It stresses me out giving the cashier a math problem to solve. I know they can a calculator, but still.

Rin, (edited )

I’ve worked at a till long ago. You ring up the customer then type in how much they gave you then the machine tells you how much change to give.

Croquette,

It’s not a million dollar problem, it’s a few cents issue. You’ll be fine

Eyelessoozeguy,

There was a movie about this, how a few cents of rounding error moved into an account generated a lot of money. Office space.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

That’s specifically a USA problem only. In the rest of the world, the price you see is the price you pay (not inc. restaurant service fees, etc, which are more BS exported from the US)

There is zero reason that the price sticker on a shelf or menu shouldn’t be what you actually pay. It’s not like online shopping where they need to calculate shipping based on distance, or tax based on state of the receiver. And there is no reason they couldn’t even put both prices on the sticker.

But in America, they do it for one reason: capitalism. It’s a marketing scheme. Makes you think you’re getting a better deal and paying less while you shop, so shoppers tend to spend more.

It’s why fuel costs $2.19 ^99/100

Because that’s seen as cheaper than $2.20.

Sorry, but they’re not going to be rounding that final price down to save you 1¢.

In short: you’re as much a victim as everyone else.

vrighter,

it’s because taxes vary per state. I don’t think it’s a good one, but it is a reason

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Taxes don’t vary inside a store, you idiot. There are no physical stores that straddle state lines and charge you different amounts depending on which checkout you use.

I’m going to guess you’re both an idiot and you didn’t read my second paragraph where I mentioned this specifically.

Akinzekeel,

Change / coins are pretty annoying imho

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing. It must be great. My weed dealer accepts nothing else!

only0218, (edited ) in I've been robbed!

Instead of that we should protest against si k should be K

  • B
  • kB < — Imposter
  • MB
  • GB
  • TB
  • PB

(Since this is SI it’s powers of 10^3 not 2^10 when going one level up)

lseif,

and μ should be u maybe… why throw in a random non-latin character? is it for the sake of anti-anglocentrism?

Zangoose,
@Zangoose@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm (I’ve been on the internet too much today sorry) but just in case the Greek μ (mu) stands for “micro” since ‘m’ is already used for “milli”

lseif,

yeah, i get that, but many people just use u because its more accessible (ascii and qwerty compatible), similar to writing μBittorrent as uBittorrent. imo i dont think its too big of a deal if it doesnt match the word micro, since μ is already a bit of a stretch. this is just my opinion, im not advocating for a SI reform or anything :)

Turun,

μ is not a stretch at all, it’s literally the first character of the word micro. (Mu, iota, kappa, rho, omega). Similar to how other scientific words are derived from their original language.

It doesn’t matter, most people will understand you if you write um instead of μm, because it isn’t ambiguous.

psud,

Big K is Kelvins (temperature), so the multiplier had to be little k

only0218,

How unfortunate However, KiB

SocialMediaRefugee,

Wait until you find out about Calories vs calories

SkyNTP, in Roughing it

Considering that this thing won’t fit under any overpasses, the furthest you are going camping is your backyard.

sizzler,

That’s it in expanded camping mode, it all folds back down to the size of a 1979 vw split window camper.

Death_Equity,

“Please ensure all people and pets have been removed from the vehicle before transformation.”

limelight79,

Your comment has me wondering how far I could go without going under an overpass. Hmm. Probably pretty far, by sticking to secondary roads.

Rolando,

Don’t worry, the overpasses have also been redesigned by AI.

Rolando, in Rust Lord squad for life

Daphne looks better like that!

xpinchx,

Velmas kind of a fox too with that bob.

Rolando,

Resolved: all the world should emulate Shaggy.

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Like, already on it dude!

Narrrz, (edited )

as if they could.

alternately: like, see what they have to do to emulate even a fraction of my power, scoobs

prole, (edited ) in It's not fair

Give it time. At this rate, we’re heading directly back to the days of “women don’t can’t wear pants”.

Fleur__, in Some days are better than others
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

Nationalise that bitch ass 8 year old and seize their wealth for the people 💪

Asafum,

“Listen up Timmy. The revolution is here for you, now are you going to be a good little comrade or will we have to educate you on proper non-wealth hoarding behavior?”

regbin_, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

WebP is awesome. So is JPEG-XL.

JPEG and PNG are archaic and should die already.

.jxl is also coming btw

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

I think webp is great but every time I download a webp meme to send it to my Facebook-only friends, I have to take a screenshot of the image because for some reason messenger doesn’t recognize webp images. Like cmon Zuck why can’t you do anything good…

frezik,

JPEG will never die. Too many things support it at a very basic level. A random CCD camera module on DigiKey probably has an option for direct JPEG output. An 8-bit Arduino will know how to take that JPEG and display it on a cheap 4" LCD screen off Bang Good.

Formats that sprawl everywhere like that will never, ever die.

crystal,

(Which makes JpegXL even better)

gamermanh, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I haven’t had an issue with webp support myself, kinda surprised to see people stating it like it happens all the time

The only tool I’ve used that didn’t support it was the FOMOD creation tool when making some small Starfield foods, and that actually DID support webp, it just threw an error but would show the image and mod managers would load it no problem

Or is this an example of the difference between people who use Linux and Windows regularly?

NBJack, (edited )

Want that cool image as a background? Whoops.

Want to use that image with that nifty ML tool you downloaded? Uh oh.

That random web service at least five years old with an upload field for an image? Roll the dice; win on snake eyes.

Want to use that picture as an avatar in a forum that isn’t that popular? Hmmm.

How about that WordPress blog of yours? Hopefully on 5.8 or better; otherwise unsupported natively.

Would you like thumbnails on these downloads in your favorite Linix distro? Uh, maybe; Ubuntu didn’t get it until 22.10.

How about Windows? Well, 11 is fine, but 10 needs an extension.

None of this can’t be overcome with some effort, but it’s kind of painful right now.

the16bitgamer, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
@the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

Wow I almost feel singled out by this. But I presume that this is supposed to be in public. Which by every account is a dick move.

However I do this in private, I.e. in my car or at home. And the reason I do it is because I can’t hear a call without using the speaker phone. Hearing issues aren’t fun.

However the easier solution is headphones, but calls over Bluetooth can make things worse, from battery life to sound quality.

Wired headphones are the preferable solution to this but we all know what happened to those.

TL:DR I do this because of my hearing issues. In public this is a dick move, but headphones aren’t the solution they use to be.

Smoogs, (edited )

but headphones aren’t the solution they use to be.

Not true. There’s air conduction, bone conduction(which is the same technology for people who actually do experience hearing loss), wired, non wired, in ear, over ear, on ear, noise cancelling and these are not that expensive that you can get it online so it’s super accessible.

It’s not the early 2000s anymore where you only get buds or on ear or whatever apple bullshit comes with your phone.

Same,

People don’t have their headphones turned on and in easy reach at all times. If you’re doing this in a private space, who cares?

Smoogs, (edited )

I don’t. I’m responding to the argument that headphones are not what they used to be. that is incorrect. There is more selection and varying types should one be selecting a pair.

the16bitgamer,
@the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed, though sadly this doesn’t apply to me. Hearing issues doesn’t always mean hearing loss. I have Auditory Processing Disorder or Auditory Dyslexia means my hearing is good, but I don’t always understand what people are saying.

Speaker phone makes it easier for me to understand what the other person is saying. But again its a dick move to use it in public.

Evil_incarnate,

Is that what it’s called when other noise makes you not understand what people are saying?

the16bitgamer,
@the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty much. The inability to filter voices from other noises. Not fun when you are on a bus and the engine is the only thing you can make out

Evil_incarnate,

And why I avoid noisy bars and stuff. I noticed once during the fire drill at work, we were all standing outside and the loud alarm was beeping like a truck backing up and the whole time I couldn’t make out what people were saying. I could hear the noises coming from their mouths, but couldn’t understand a thing.

Alarm stopped and I could understand them fine.

phillaholic,

Is it the Dichotic listening part? Airpod Pros might do wonders.

the16bitgamer,
@the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

I have noise cancelling Sony earbuds for a while now. At this point I’ve just gotten use to how people talk, and guessing at what they said and I missed.

Smoogs,

What happened when you tried the bone conducting type? What we’re your findings with this one?

the16bitgamer,
@the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t try those yet. I presume it wouldn’t be helpful since I need noise isolation and blocking. Not sure if they do that

Qwaffle_waffle, (edited )

I feel this too with the hearing issues, but I have moved away to texting rather than calls mostly. Social took a hit, but I’m still here anyways.

the16bitgamer,
@the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, texting is my go to for most of the time. However I want to catch up, I usually arrange a call.

phillaholic,

Are you over 35? If a friend calls me on the phone something bad’s happened.

callyral, (edited )
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

Wired headphones are the preferable solution to this but we all know what happened to those.

What happened? I use wired headphones, haven’t had any problems recently.

the16bitgamer,
@the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

iPhone, iPad, and most Samsungs don’t have a 3.5mm headphone jack.

callyral,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

Ohhh, I completely forgot iPhones no longer had those. Thanks for the reminder, I’ll remember to check for a headphone jack before buying a new phone.

the16bitgamer,
@the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

The new iphones now have USB c so it’s not as bad as it use to be, since USB c dongles can be cross device compatible. But yeah it suuucks.

tpyo,

It’s not a mandatory feature for me personally, but I absolutely prefer having an actual headphone jack and die a little inside when a new phone doesn’t

You can “get around” that by using a usb c to 3.5mm audio adaptor, or a y adaptor that’s a 3.5mm audio and another USBC to allow for charging at the same time

ouigol, in They have it ready to go

Needs a proprietary name though

GraniteM,

This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

TrismegistusMx,

Often made in the same factories.

EatYouWell,

Wal-MT D

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Geompus

Dkarma,

Soma

Gork,

Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

gnomesaiyan,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

intensely_human,

Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

afraid_of_zombies,

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

intensely_human,

Damabbabab

LongbottomLeaf,

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

Seasm0ke, in Damn

Marsha Mathers

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

SexyTimeSasquatch, in Bets on the next one?

I expect that Elon is going to buy them and just get rid of the useless Ma part of the name.

Potatisen,

Xvideos

Pringles,

We don’t need the vulgar discourse of X on the worlds favorite porn site.

DavidGarcia,
LEDZeppelin,

What a genius idea, sir! It will be a utopia for free speech and block anyone who disagrees with us.

saltesc,

Heh.

I just realised all those xLeoglasx and xSephirothx variants I grew up seeing in WoW and FFXI…one was probably old mate xXElonXx.

I bet he was an Alliance Hunter or Elvan Ninja and caused wipes

pastaPersona, in Chonk chart

The uwu-fication of animal obesity these past ten years or so has been pretty disturbing to witness.

Tracks as a “cute” way for pet owners to avert feeling guilty/responsible for their animals being dangerously overweight.

“Oh no Mr. Wiggles isn’t obese he’s just a heckin’ chonkerino wholesome chungus” meanwhile the cat wheezes trying to go up and down the stairs.

glowie,
@glowie@h4x0r.host avatar

I mean that’s sorta happened with people too

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