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Lifebandit666, in Night vs Morning people

I shined a torch in my wife’s sleeping face this morning at 5am.

I didn’t mean to, I was looking for my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I looked for my spare ones first, I really didn’t want to be that guy, I’m a night person.

Anyway I sent her this and she had to remind me I was a bastard.

She’s right.

registrert,
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my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

Pogbom,

I assume it’s related to having ear gauges? Just very hopeful guess though.

MartinXYZ,

It took me a few seconds too, but yes, it’s related to having stretched ear lobes.

doingthestuff,

I thought the same thing at first because of the use of the word torch, but then I remembered my people across the pond.

NaoPb,

It’s the plastic kind of beads they put in their ear lobes to stretch them into a hole.

When you remove them, the hole left behind looks like a cat’s butt.

Lifebandit666, (edited )

Give this user a cats butt for being correct.

I was a big fan of the body modification scene when I was younger. Now I’m approaching my 40 my piercings have all been removed except these ear stretches.

Do I regret them? No I still quite like em.

NaoPb,

I’ve never been a fan of them myself but I’ve always found it nice to learn about others’ interests.

And now that I’ve aged I care less about how others look and more about if they’re kind to me.

registrert,
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Thanks.

MartinXYZ,

Just To be pedantic: tunnels don’t have to be made of plastic, I think surgical steel is more common.

NaoPb,

No, that’s a fine addition because I hardly know anything about tunnels. I just felt the need to explain the basics of what I know to them.

LemmysMum, in He's coming to town

I had someone ruin this for me so now it’s time to share the love.

If John Mclane had stayed in his lane and left the situation to play out nobody would have died and a corporation would have been robbed.

lseif,

but… corporations are people too 😥

EvilTwin,

I’m pretty sure the plan was to take the hostages to the roof, blow up the roof and escape in an ambulance.

Lots of people would have died if Mclane hadn’t intervened.

cynar,

Weren’t they planning on herding everyone to the roof and blowing it up?

The plan was to do that to cover their getaway. Herd the hostages up to the roof, nominally to stop snipers while they got in a helicopter. Then flow it all up. By the time they sorted the body parts and realized they weren’t there, they would be gone and safe by a different route.

This is also why getting the detonators back was so important. Without them, they couldn’t blow the roof.

LemmysMum,

Arguably the police would never have been alerted to the situation and the drastic measures would never have been required.

LordTrychon,

The FBI ultimately getting involved was always a part of Gruber’s plan. Couldn’t bypass the last lock on the safe without them cutting the power.

LemmysMum,

Ooh. Forgot about that. Seems I’m due a rewatch of everyone’s favourite Christmas movie.

LordTrychon,

Me too, because after I posted that, I also remembered his monologue about how if you steal $100M in bearer bonds they will find you unless they think you are dead.

So yeah, I don’t remember if it was discussed but I think McClane just sped up the timetable for getting the authorities involved. They definitely tried to keep it quiet at first though.

But also, Mr Takagi was murdered before John had done anything, IIRC.

funkless_eck,

it’s crazy this movie is so well constructed considering each scene was written the day before filming

samus12345, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
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MisterFrog, in Night vs Morning people
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When I had housemates in the past, I respected this until 9AM, at that point, unless you actually have a reason to stay up past 1AM (for an 8hr sleep), then I’m afraid then it sucks to be you and I’ll just be normal amounts of quiet.

ma11en,

You’ve not worked night shifts clearly!

ziggurat,

He did mention if you had a reason you had to stay up past 1AM

registrert,
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Work for a living? Unreasonable.

MisterFrog,
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Totally reasonable to have other sleep schedules requiring quiet at certain times of the day, just I think it’s on the person asking for something non-standard (and currently it is a social norm to be awake and asleep at certain hours, right or wrong) it’s on the person to actually communicate it, rather than expect it.

LifeInMultipleChoice,

Is it only rude to slam a door in someone’s face between 9am and 6pm? Consideration shouldn’t have hours. If anything, I would say doing something inconsiderate would be the person with the onus of asking. Hey, does it bother you when I turn the music up all the way at 7am when I make breakfast? … yes. Yes it does. If they tell you its fine then it is on them. Still rude, but they were asked.

MisterFrog,
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Who’s saying slamming doors? Who’s saying turning on music. You’re straw-manning me.

I’m saying opening and closing doors normally (still makes some sound unless you’re being very, very careful) using the kitchen normally to prepare food (still makes some sound).

Does this seem rude when no indication of other needs is given? If yes, that’s my issue with people in this thread, the assumption that night should be treated the same as day by default, and you’re a dick otherwise.

My lordy.

Basil,

You just sound like a dick, dude.

MisterFrog,
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Normal amounts of quiet. It’s not like I ran around the house banging pots and pans.

I feel like Lemmy really self-selects for “night-owls” (people have different chronotypes sure, but like, if you’re staying up to 3,4 AM, then you have sleep issues, it’s not a chronotype to be up this late. Humans aren’t nocturnal. And I say this as someone who has had sleep issues where I have been up that late. You know what I never did, complained that my housemates closed the door a normal amount at 10AM and made a normal amount of noise at that time)… that feel hard done by.

Like, it’s called getting along with others, it’s something you need to learn when living in a sharehouse.

LwL,

I went to bed at 5-6 am for a few years. I didn’t have sleep issues whatsoever. Slept the same amount and felt just as rested (more if anything) as now where I have a “normal” sleep schedule.

There’s also people that, yknow, work at night, whose sleep might start at 9.

I don’t think it’s necessarily wrong to not limit yourself greatly on what u do based on if someones sleeping as long as you avoid very loud things (a pleasant fuck you to my mom (love you) for insisting she needs to vacuum at like 11 every second day when I had that sleep schedule), but your reasoning is just bull.

MisterFrog,
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See I actually agree with you on this, to a point, that if you’re working night shift and your mum knew about it, then it’s pretty unfair to be doing the vacuuming at that time each day if she knows you’re going to bed that late.

If you’re just deciding/feeling it’s better for you to be going to sleep that late with no other reasons, then yeah, I do think it was on you to come to some other compromise with your mum about when she can vacuum. In the early afternoon after you wake up for example.

It’s the “other people should work around me by default” attitude that I take issue with. When the standard is be awake during the day (right or wrong), then I think it’s on the people asking for deviation from that to ask for accommodation.

Hope this clears things up a bit.

discusseded,

You seem to only be accounting for people who are like yourself. It’s hard to picture other people’s minds because we only have ours to go by, but it’s important to acknowledge that other minds work very differently from our own.

I was a habitual night owl in my twenties. Went to sleep at dawn and woke up around noon. I didn’t have sleep issues, I was always incredibly rested and full of energy.

Now I sleep at 10 and wake up around 6. I have less energy but I am now a morning person. I can easily get up at 4 for occasions.

You’re making judgements on others based on your own biased view, one that only sees it your way. That’s why you’re being down voted.

MisterFrog,
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People should be mindful of noise at all times, but if it’s late in the morning, I feel it’s unreasonable to have an expectation of tip-toeing around without bringing it up and asking if you can come to some sort of an arrangement.

It’s the expectation that I think is the problem.

Whereas the expectation that daytime is for normal activity is not unreasonable. Why? Because that is the way it has been and still is. It doesn’t mean it’s “good”, or “fair”, but it is the current standard and if you want to deviate from it it should be up to you to say something to get what you need.

We have norms and standards in society that people do expect, these different in different parts of the world. Bring a gift when you meet parents for the first time (east Asia), don’t be loud at night (Nachtruhe, Germany). If you want to deviate, then yes, it’s on you and communicate.

As I’ve repeated in other comments, if there is some reason someone needs to sleep at “unstandard” hours, then I’m not suggesting they just deal with it and suffer.

What I am suggesting is that it shouldn’t be taken for granted that day time should be treated the same as night, and that staying up late should mean others need to tip-toe around during the day without asking (unless there is some other reason, or you ask for it to be different because XYZ)

discusseded,

That makes sense, thanks for clarifying. I agree, and what it boils down to is healthy communication and respect.

MisterFrog,
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I appreciate you saying that mate.

MossyFeathers,

I’m quite happy waking up at 3pm and going to bed at 6am. To be honest, I think anyone waking up at or before 10am and going to bed before 12am is a weirdo who has sleep issues and I just can’t respect that. If I make too much noise when you’re trying to sleep, well, that’s just too bad innit?

/s

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

As mentioned in other threads, it’s just the expectation that bothers me.

If you’re deviating from a social norm (and right or wrong, it is still a social norm), I think it’s on you to communicate it properly.

Again, people should be reasonably quiet at all times, but it is unfair to have the expectation that the day will be as quiet as the night without prior discussion.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.
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I never buy Driscoll fruit (particularly strawberries and blueberries) for this very reason. When I used to work at a grocery store, half of the time the Driscoll fruits would be rotten already upon arrival to the store!

There are plenty of self-picking strawberry farms around here anyway. I can guarantee I have the freshest strawberries if I pick them myself.

quicksand,

Yep there’s so many moldy ones already. I took pride in my work and made sure not to put them out for sale, but cannot say the same about some of my coworkers

Vrtrx, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

When I found out about all that I was honestly kinda glad my country, Germany, isn’t the only one that’s in the past in terms of bureaucracy and digitalization of services.

But cash is a weird point to add. A society without cash would kinda be dystopian ngl

RaoulDook,

Without cash, you can’t have privacy. All card or contactless payments are logged and probably sold to advertisers or anyone with enough cash who wants that info.

CalicoJack,

Very true. But those advertisers and data brokers (and governments) have convinced most people that the convenience is worth it, and that only criminals desire that level of privacy.

RaoulDook,

They can’t stop me from using cash if I want to though. It is legal tender for all debts, public and private.

CurlyMoustache,
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It is legal tender, but you can’t force people to accept cash in their own businesses. Before you walk into a store, they can say we do not accept cash. By walking in and buying, you agree to not use cash

RaoulDook,

Yeah but that doesn’t happen. Cash payment is the default standard that backs up the other forms of payment that depend on Internet / phone infrastructure and electricity.

No business that I have ever patronized has refused cash, but many have been cash only and were not able to accept cards or contactless payment. Power outages, Internet outages, etc all can bring down payment systems’ infrastructure.

That’s how it is in the USA, and it’s a good system. Cash is reliable and puts the entire monetary purchasing power into the literal hand of the citizens, versus cards and other digital payment systems that can be controlled by authorities to deny your access to your own money.

CurlyMoustache,
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It does around here (Norway). I’ve never even seen how our cash looks like since the late 00s.

The US is a shit system made for fucking the average tax player in the ass

RaoulDook,

Sounds like you don’t know what you’re talking about. This all works fine in the USA for us, it’s not a bad system at all.

I have ALL options available to me - cards, contactless payment, cash, credit, whatever. I celebrate the fact that cash is an option that lets me avoid having every data-hoarding entity collect records of my purchases.

Taxes aren’t fucking me anywhere, I pay them and I get government services and infrastructure in return. Taxes aren’t hurting me at all in fact.

candybrie,

Debts, yes. But businesses don’t have to accept cash if you pay before the service is rendered or the product is purchased.

RaoulDook,

Businesses in the USA, especially regions with a higher proportion of black or hispanic residents, will go out of business if they stop accepting cash. It’s not going to happen.

idiomaddict, (edited )

I’m an immigrant in Germany and kind of had to laugh at this, because the cash thing is so hard for foreigners here. Since the pandemic it’s been better, but I had multiple moments before it where a grocery store or gas station only accepted cash with zero warning.

I didn’t like having much cash on me at first, because I was worried about losing it or having stolen. After about a year, I did lose my wallet, but the found things bureau at town hall called me to return it, cash still inside it. They charged 10% (iirc) and split it wiith the person who found it.

Edit: name of town hall changed for clarity

sarmale,

Why should the town charge you?

idiomaddict, (edited )

They provide a service, why wouldn’t they? As a student, I didn’t pay any taxes, but I still benefit from the service. If I had had my rent payment in the wallet or hadn’t been able to afford it, I might have tried to cap it, but it was like 60€ total (for a payment of 6€, not a payment of 60€), so I wasn’t bothered.

sarmale,

Because its a public service funded by taxes? Ok now I understand if you didnt pay any

idiomaddict, (edited )

I’m not sure if it’s partially funded by taxes or just the profit from the found things, because I’ve only dealt with them the once. I’d assume it’s at least partially funded by taxes, because they’d need to find a lot of lost things otherwise. I don’t know if a taxpayer still has to pay a fee, but I suspect so, based on how things generally work here (though they’re also generally sympathetic, in the case that someone does have their rent or something that they can’t afford to pay in the wallet, though there probably is a cap on how much someone would have to pay).

I think of it basically as a deductible for the lost item insurance.

Edit: I realized the problem. The found things bureau called me, I just felt like that was a weird translation so said town hall. Sorry lol

Vrtrx,

I’m currently in Scotland and have experienced the exact opposite xd I was kinda shocked when certain shops and stalls at festivals only offered card payment. Like just a few days ago I went into town and saw that the Christmas market was already up and running so I thought I might as well buy myself a mulled wine. At the stall I realized I didn’t have that much cash on me (especially since mulled wine is extremely expensive in Scotland for some reason. Borderline scam lol) and asked if card payment would be okay thinking they would refuse since it’s just a stall on a Christmas market so why would they be able to accept card payments right? The clerk answered “Oh yeah we only accept card anyway”. I was kinda shocked a bit but I got my mulled wine so all’s good :D

InEnduringGrowStrong, in It's why I'm still around
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“Not today”

letsgo, in I've been robbed!

They’ve been doing this for literally centuries.

I think it started out with a rare case of honest advertising. So for example 720K floppies were advertised as 720K. But then some lying bastard clever marketer decided to start advertising their 720K floppies as 1MB floppies, sometimes but not always marked “unformatted capacity”.

And of course this had the desired effect of making people buy their disks instead of the honestly marketed ones, because people didn’t read the small print and thought they were getting more storage, which was important before CDs were a thing and software distributions were starting to need multiple disks. So everyone had to start doing it.

This is as far back as my memory of the practice goes, so it may have started before 720K floppies were mainstream, but that’s why disk manufacturers now advertise the unformatted capacity of their drives instead of the formatted, aka usable, capacity.

Anticorp,

They’ve been doing this for literally centuries.

*Proceeds to talk about floppy disks

How long do you think digital computers have been around?

Raxiel,

They’ve existed in at least two centuries

PresidentCamacho,

Fails to recognize exaggeration, thinks they’re clever.

ILikeBoobies,

Fails to aggerate, fails to be taken seriously

stardreamer,
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Hush! Don’t point it out! Lure him into a corner and steal his time machine!

letsgo,

For centuries. Justification: Jesus was dead for three days: from Friday afternoon (3pm?), day 1, through Saturday, day 2, and into Sunday early morning (6am?), day 3. Total elapsed time 39 hours. Digital computers were around last century (19xx) and this century (20xx), which is two centuries by the same logic. Also two millenia, but I find “centuries” a more satisfying word. Colossus went into operation in 1943, so that’s 80 years elapsed time.

phoenixz,

they’ve been doing this for literally centuries

So it’s Friday December the fifth, 80 AD, 5:30pm, and Mozes is hacking away on his clay tables to nail down the final tally of this week’s adminstration of the amount of cows his boss owns and he goes "Mother fucker! These romans again ripped me off, sold me a clay tablet that only allows me to count to 720 cows, not the 751 I got! FUCK! Now I need another tablet and start tallying from the beginning, you mother fuckers!

ElleChaise, in It's all downhill from here

Hank doesn't look like a boomer anymore. Cotton does. Boomers are 70+ year olds now. Weird.

EnderMB,

Hank is also mostly a product of his environment, yet a caring father that accepts his family for who they are. If all boomers were like Hank Hill, we’d all be happy.

intensely_human,

That’s the situation for all of us: we are products of our environment, then we get to make some choices.

pigup,

I wouldn’t say he fully accepts Bobby given that he often remarks "that boy ain’t right "

Anticorp,

Well, he ain’t.

SpaceMan9000,

It mostly comes from a point of not understanding Bobby. That boy might not be right in his eyes but he loves and supports him. Even if he should know more about propane and propane accessories.

Kecessa, (edited )

King of the Hill started in 1997, Hank is 41, that means he would have been born in 1956 of the series is taking place at the same time it started (there’s a millennium episode so that pretty much confirms it), it’s just an issue of characters not aging in animated series.

Pogbom,

I think that’s what the person above was saying… it’s just funny that boomers now are actually Cotton’s age.

Subverb,

I’m 59; born in 1964. Unfortunately, I was born in the last year of the Boomers.

Moneo,

No shame in being a boomer.

NotSoCoolWhip,

Only shame in being an asshole

intensely_human,

There’s no shame in being shameless

Shmandom, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

If it ain’t broken…

tiredofsametab,

Live in Japan. Plenty of things are quite broken :/

HawlSera, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

This is satire?

HurlingDurling,

Not at all… /s

son_named_bort, in It's all downhill from here

Looks like the face of someone who doesn’t know what a jpeg is.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

You surely mean jfeg

funkless_eck,

yif’g

mriormro,
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Pogbom,

I just want a picture of a gatdang hot dog!

QuinceDaPence, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

Before long, it'll be all grill

GM already did that with their trains a long time ago. In the picture below you are looking at the front of the train.

EMD Long Hood

Frozengyro, (edited ) in He's coming to town

www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/06/…/index.html

Apparently it has happened…

Kolanaki, in It's why I'm still around
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I wanna be dead; I don’t want to die. I wanna skip the whole transitional phase between living and dead. That’s the part I suspect hurts.

EatYouWell,

See, I don’t want to be dead, I just wouldn’t complain if I wasn’t alive.

dustyData, (edited )

Just as a general PSA for anyone reading this. This is known as passive suicidal ideation. It’s a massive red flag that something is not right and you should reach out to a mental health practitioner or at least have a heartfelt talk with someone close you trust about your struggles. Reach out to any support network you have, because it’s the start of the slippery slope to suicidal thoughts if left unattended.

Selmafudd,

I don’t want to die and I don’t want to live forever… it’s literally the only thing that gives me anxiety if I think about it too much

Quik,

Apart from the possibility of that being a serious mental problem: By the very definition we all wouldn’t.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I’ve seen a few people die and it did not look pleasant. Even they got a shitton of drugs to go out on.

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