T1000,

Sounds about right. Cops have low iqs

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

Its likely just a fake story, omitting key details to make the web assembler feel better about his CSS skills.

spark947,

Yeah, seriously. What is even the context of this? We have no idea. The cops might have been like “We need a warrant to look at that footage you idiot.”

kablammy,

Whoever owns the camera presumably has an interest in reducing/solving crime in the area (why else have cameras?), so they would likely be happy to make the footage available to police if asked nicely, with no warrant required.

spark947,

Yeah, in general, but not necessarily in that circumstance. A lot of time talking to tech people (I’m a softwar engineer) they can can be smug about this while leaving out important context.

DroneRights,

No, I’ve been in this situation as a victim. My bike was stolen and they said it would take hours to search the CCTV. I told them about binary search, they didn’t understand.

usernamesaredifficul,

more importantly cops don’t actually give a shit about solving crime.

In England the police primarily exist to keep noise down in middle class areas. I assume it’s even worse in America

tocopherol, (edited )
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That is their primary purpose here too but it just requires more violence and subjection, Americans are extra noisy.

potterman28wxcv,

I do not get why it would work in that case. I assume the scenario is someone with a bike coming, doing theft, then leaving with the same bike.

Therefore there will be a period without bike, then a period with bike, then a period without bike again.

Let’s assume there is no bike on the particular moment viewed. How do you know whether it occured before or after the theft? If you make the wrong decision, you get stuck on an endless binary search… Unless you take note at each timestamp where you made the decision, draw a tree of timestamps, and go back the tree if your search is fruitless but that’s much more complicated than what this post says.

Aatube,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

To me it sounds like they stole the bike.

potterman28wxcv,

Thanks indeed I misunderstood the problem

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’re making this way more complicated than it actually is. The guy definitely can give estimates for when he parked the bike and when he found out that it was stolen. It’s not that complicated.

potterman28wxcv,

I misunderstood the problem. I thought the thieve came on bike to steal something. I did not get that the bike itself was what got stolen.

skydivekingair,

In Artillery you call it bracketing/straddling.

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Binary boom

mosiacmango,

It’s called bracketing in electrical engineering as well for troubleshooting.

Witchfire,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

“Hmm still no magic smoke, double the current will you Jeeves?”

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Fried electronics have such a unique "“oh fuck” smell

merc,

The smell of the magic smoke that gets released from the electronics, preventing them from working.

CynicRaven,

Called half splitting in troubleshooting terms when I was in the Navy.

ErrorF002,

Half split bracketing was the term I learned in aviation electronic school in the Navy.

sfbing,

That’s an analogy that might appeal to the LE types.

DroneRights,

I was in exactly this situation. My bike was stolen, there was CCTV, they said it would take hours to go through the time during which it was stolen.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Can I have a copy of the recording?”

DroneRights,

That’s what I said, and they said no

DarkThoughts,

That's how I look for broken mods too. Move half of them into a temp folder, launch the game. If it works, put half of the sorted out ones back. if it doesn't work, remove another half and try again.

Weirdfish,

This is all fine and good till it’s a conflict between two specific mods. Damn you FO4 on PS4, why you gotta be like that?

DarkThoughts, (edited )

You would still at least figure out one of the conflicting mods and could look for updates / further information about conflicts.
Edit: On PC that is.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Then it’s even easier, just remove one of them

Shyfer,

You can put mods on the PS4?

Blamemeta,

A very limited amount.

SmoothLiquidation,

Just enough so that you could get a conflict between two of them.

ezures, (edited )

Bethesda made mod workshop worked on the consoles, so you could share the pc made mods.

Small setback that it didn’t support script extender, so it was quite limited. Still better than no modding tho.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

To add to your answer, Skyrim also supports mods on PS4/5 and there are even a couple really useful ones. Stuff like the Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch exists, for example.

Weirdfish,

I have had a much better time w Skyrim mods than FO4 on the PS4 as far as stability goes.

Weirdfish,

I only have it on PS4, and yes there are lots of mods in the workshop. There are obviously limitations.

Every few months I try installing various mods to make what I want out of it, darker nights, flashlight mod, weapon and armour changes for a more hard core experience, etc, and end up with 15 or so mods installed.

Start a new hardcore mode, get just about past diamond city, and the game invariably starts crashing.

No idea which one or ones are causing the issue, and in the end I get annoyed and go play something else.

Haus,
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

When I want to see a broken mod, I just surf over to Reddit.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah, pretty great in my minecraft modding experience

EvolvedTurtle,

I was looking for this specific comment lmao

MonkderZweite,

Btw, this is why i have given up on Early Access on Steam; can’t disable updates and have to fix your 100 mods then.

DarkThoughts,

I love Steam, but the fact that you cannot permanently disable auto updates for specific titles is definitely infuriating.

Elon_Musk,
@Elon_Musk@hexbear.net avatar

What are we supposed to believe this is some sort of magical VCR?

psud,

Most security cameras record mpegs to hard drives

frezik,

I’m a little surprised the police didn’t already know about that method. Seems like they’d encounter enough CCTV footage that’d it’d be standard training.

I once again overestimate the training levels of the police.

Laticauda,

I imagine it’s utilized in more “serious” investigations and they just can’t be arsed for theft.

fox,

For sure they know, it’s just cops are lazy and aren’t paid to solve crimes

BowtiesAreCool,

It’s a somewhat narrow situation. You won’t always have the object of interest in plain view of a camera. What if it’s behind a door? Well now you do have to scrub through all the footage

roofuskit,
@roofuskit@lemmy.world avatar

In the US most their training involves how to be more aggressive veiled as training to be assertive.

rockSlayer,

They probably do know. They just aren’t meant for protecting your personal property

tiramichu, (edited )

Right.

What they really want to say is “We aren’t interested in investigating your personal theft. Things get stolen all the time and we really can’t be bothered. You are not important to us.”

But they can’t say that, so they instead throw out some excuse that puts the onus back on the other person.

DragonTypeWyvern,

You dont quite understand.

They aren’t here to protect your property.

Or you, really.

Not unless you have a couple million in assets, then all of a sudden it’s all hands on deck, let’s get this bicycle back.

Rediphile, (edited )

They can, and do, say that.

Edit: just without the you’re not important to us part.

Cannacheques,

And Detective Conan Doyle O’Brien really did just let his bro fuck around and watch porn and even bring a stripper into the station during footage reviewing hours. Of course, Stuart was quite shocked to hear he was not invited to the stag do later that weekend

SkepticalButOpenMinded, (edited )

I dunno. “Don’t attribute to malice that which can be sufficiently explained by stupidity.” I can totally believe that the average police officer has not thought this through. “5 hours of footage! We don’t have 5 hours to look for one bike.”

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

“Don’t attribute to malice that which can be sufficiently explained by stupidity.”

FALGSConaut,
@FALGSConaut@hexbear.net avatar

Their method actually does make sense, you just have to remember they aren’t cops to solve (boring) crimes like petty theft. Why get it done as efficiently as possible when you can milk it for hours of overtime? 12 hours of footage means 6+ hours of overtime even watching it at x2 speed, and it’s the kind of thing you can basically have going on in the background. Cops being willfully ignorant for their own benefit makes sense to me

mosiacmango, (edited )

You know what’s even better than milking it for 6hrs of OT? Saying its “to hard” to the victim, going home and then lying about doing 6hrs of OT and getting paid anyway.

Cops lie about OT systemically. Its absolutely rampant. The only consequence they ever get is either a few hrs suspension without pay or fired, and most states are happy to hire them next door immediately so they can do it again.

lemming741,

When troubleshooting physical systems, it’s called half-splitting

www.ecmweb.com/…/the-beauty-of-halfsplitting

Ilovethebomb,

This is fault finding 101 for fire alarm systems.

comrade_pibb,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

acab

kirby,

all cops aren’t binary-searching

dejected_warp_core,

This didn’t go down well.

IT consulting pro-tip: Customers would rather pay for your time and expertise, than be made to feel stupid that they didn’t think of something so simple themselves.

xantoxis,

Eh, it’s less intuitive than you might think, as someone who already knows how to do it.

I once had to explain this process to a software engineer who was quite senior to me. The guy wasn’t any idiot, he was a pretty competent engineer, he just didn’t know this trick.

The cops might even already know how to do it, they just don’t want to, because they’re cops.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Just yesterday, I was helping this manager set up a new system of ticket line (the kind where you get a ticket number and wait for it to be called in a panel). He complained that they didn’t have a proper printer just for these tickets, so he made the tickets in excel and printed them. To the right of the number, someone would mark the service, from a list of 6.

“Why not use a single letter prefix and print different piles of passwords? (A01, A02, A03; B01, B02, etc)”

That’ll use too much paper. We’ll also need more tickets than before

“That will use less paper, you can print 2 tickets using the same space. Also, the amount of tickets always depends on the number of people that show up, but you’ll have a better idea of which service is being needed each day”

Mr manager didn’t like the idea and moved on to another problem.

mwknight,

After working in desktop support for a year after college, I realized that people just wanted their problem solved and to not feel frustrated. That realization made my job immensely easier because I pivoted from copying a file in 30 seconds and walking away to talking to them a little bit and letting them feel good after we were done. My ticket closing speed slowed down a little but people felt better and I consistently got positive feedback.

BakedGoods,

When I started in support 15 years ago my boss said: “First you solve the person, then you solve the problem”.

He was a good dude.

bleistift2,

What would you recommend for solving people? Does a household base like NaOH suffice?

moody,

Solving, not dissolving.

CompN12,

Customers typically stop complaining once in aqueous form.

moody,

What about in soap form?

bleistift2,
dejected_warp_core, (edited )

Same story here, actually. I cut my teeth on internet telephony (modems) support for an ISP. People would call up furious about not being able to connect. I learned that chatting people up during a long Windows reboot did a lot to humanize their struggle and get them to calm down and loosen up. First few times were organic, then I started looking for pretenses to do this, just to bring the temperature down for the rest of the call.

deweydecibel,

Call centers tell you to empathize but that’s not something you can teach. You can either do it or you can’t. So they give those terrible scripts, and then some of them require you to speak the scripted lines, even when you know all it does is piss the caller off.

No hears that scripted pablum at the start of call and thinks it’s genuine. No one. “I’m sorry to hear your having issues sir, but I’ll be happy to assist you.” genuinely comes off condescending at this point. They know you know it’s scripted, they know you know the representative has to say it, but they make them do it anyway.

Here’s what I found doing ISP call center work, and it worked virtually every single time: imply through tone and pointed comments you’re as frustrated as the called with how shitty the service and the hardware is. They’re never prepared for it, it always catches their anger off guard.

Don’t outright say “Yeah, Cox is absolute dog shit, and that POS gateway we make you pay for isn’t worth the cost of the the technician we’re sending out to ‘fix’ it.” You’ll get in trouble for that.

But if you’re careful and creative, you can make them appreciate you think that

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Dude same here. I usually say stuff along the lines of ‘yea it took me forever the first time to figure it out’ or ‘it’s a common issue that a lot of people have, I’ll get it sorted in a sec for you no problem’. Make it seem like they’re not stupid, regardless of the truth and then fix it, keeps em happy and more willing to cooperate with you as well.

I also talk through what I’m doing and if they show interest I’ll teach them so they can fix it in the future, ‘ah I’ve seen this before, took me like a hour to figure it out on my computer, for me it was a chrome update that broke how downloaded files open. Here let me right click the file, and go to open with, we hit Adobe pdf and check the always open with this program button, that should do it let’s test it out. OK seems like its good to go. Let me know if you have any more issues’. If they don’t show interest then it’s no problem.

Taleya,

My go to is usually ‘everything is easy if you know how to do it’

meathorse,

Are you my kindred spirit!? :P Thats almost exactly what I do too!

My favourite is when someone apologies for not knowing something or having dumb questions. Apart from “there is never a dumb question” because there usually isn’t, I typically respond with “if everyone already knew how to do everything, I’d be out of a job” which always seems to go down well.

deweydecibel,

Some of my favorite help desk moments are those times you get to a be teacher for someone that’s genuinely listening and happy to learn.

Ddhuud,

They’re paid by the hour.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

“Yes, chief, I’ll need 72h to manually review all 72h of footage and cannot do any other activities in the meantime.”

nullPointer,

just tell them there is a black man at the moment of theft, they will get on it lickety split!

Cannacheques,

Sad meme very relevant

Grimble,
  • Binary search: O(log(n))
  • Sequential search: O(n)
  • Linear search: O(n)
  • Police ethnicity database search: O(0)
ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider,
@ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net avatar

No need to search when you already have someone you wanna pin it on.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

This method will take forever to find the exact moment, said Officer Zeno.

SamirCasino,

I love you for that joke.

schmidtster,

I get the sentiment, but you want them to waste public resources doing it on all these different clunky uis and software? Sometimes these take minutes to load new information to parse.

Maybe waste your time pinpointing it instead of expecting public resources to do what you could do for them?

new_guy,

I mean… their job supposedly is to protect and serve the citiens so yeah… I’d expect them to use their tools to do their job.

schmidtster, (edited )

It’s your software/hardware and you know how to operate it. Would take you a fraction of the time as well.

Maybe public cameras sure, but private that’s not their tool by any stretch of the imagination.

And most public cameras don’t record for privacy reasons.

GBU_28,

What? It was a campus security camera, not their hardware

bleistift2,

It’s your software/hardware

Where do you read that in the original post?

OmenAtom,

In what world do random citizens own and operate the security cameras of, well, anything? As opposed to the people that work there, or I dont know the police? Whose job is allegedly to solve crimes?

BombOmOm,
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

on all these different clunky uis and software

As someone who has used security cam software before. I swear they are designed to be as unhelpful, slow, and convoluted as possible.

NoIWontPickaName,

So I should do their job for them?

Why the fuck are we paying them then?

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Oh shit, a few minutes to do their job. The fucking horror, wouldn’t want to cut into their being an utter fucking bastard time, where they’re probably harassing a minority or beating their wife.

schmidtster,

It’s public money, why waste it when you could provide it for them.

But argue fallacious points.

slurpeesoforion,

Chain of custody

NoIWontPickaName,

Because it is their job to do it.

frezik,

Who is “you” in this sentence? I mean, I could probably write security camera software, but I don’t, and have no plans to. I imagine most of the people here are the same.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

So when there is a pothole in front of your driveway, you’re going out and filling it in yourself, right? Because why waste the city’s valuable time when you could do it yourself?

schmidtster,

If it’s in your driveway it’s your problem, yes.

Aatube, (edited )
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

They said in front. So right after you go out

Even if it was in your driveway, unless you’re a cement construction worker you’d probably have no way to fix it and contact somebody

SpaceNoodle,

Oh, so your excuse is that you’re illiterate?

Deceptichum, (edited )
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Okay so genius, are the cops going to provide the footage for the person to watch themselves to narrow down the time?

How the fuck do you expect this person to work it out if the ones with access to the evidence to do so refuse to do so?

And further fucking more, how is doing their job, wasting public money? There’s a lot of money wasted on police, investigating a robbery for a real person is not one of them.

gregorum,

That’s an interesting way to say that they shouldn’t get paid if they’re not doing their jobs. 

kryptonianCodeMonkey, (edited )

Yeah, every time I have ever had to hand over footage to the police for thefts at our family store, I clip and organizr that shit. I also include a paper identifying each file, the timestamps and what happened during them, any details I identified that they can corroborate (physical description, identifiable clothing/tattoos, make and model of vehicle, license plate number, etc.). I often end up putting in 1-2 hours of work on it watching, editing and transferring footage.

If you want traction and results from the police, you need to make it as easy as possible for them by doing the heavy lifting yourself. The cynical view is that thats because they just don’t care, but also, in fairness, your case is one of dozens of cases on their desk and the cases never stop coming. This is your priority, so put in the effort instead of expecting others do so. That being said, that is much easier when you have direct access to the cctv footage. I’m guessing this student didnt.

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