CaptPretentious

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CaptPretentious,

Lefsa.

Making it solo is a monstrous pain in the butt. It’s so easy to screw up too.

CaptPretentious,

Remember when we used to think once in a lifetime events was actually a once-in-a-lifetime…

CaptPretentious,

They should. But that went out the window before Bill showed up.

CaptPretentious,

Vaguely has the shape of a pipe that a guy I used to know used to smoke meth out of.

CaptPretentious,

Take your time brother. There is no rush. The game has literally been getting better with time.

CaptPretentious,

Which would be perfect. To probably get the best sleep of your life.

CaptPretentious,

Grandma: call 911, I’m literally having a heart attack

Seems like it might be important for words to actually mean things. Is Grandma being dramatic or is she dying…

CaptPretentious, (edited )

Bluetooth headphones were very much useable when we had headphone jacks. Now your only option is overpriced Bluetooth devices that will not last.

Internal storage on your phone is not that big. What they want to do is sell you cloud storage. iPhone 15 Pro, to get 1TB of internal storage is $1500. The cheapest Samsung is ‘Galaxy S22 Ultra, 1TB’ @ $1600. And the Google Pixel 8, your looking at $1200. Each option basically costs about $500 for that 1TB option. But I could buy a 1.5TB card for $150 on Amazon…

Phone’s being thinner is the dumbest marketing point. It’s counterproductive to everything you want the phone to have. Like a decent sized battery, proper cooling, and features… And make it so that the phone isn’t flimsy. To say that people no longer needed these features is also just dumb. You know who decided people no longer need these features, someone in Apple’s marketing department who realized you could sell $150 headphones instead of giving away quality $20 headphones.

You need to realize that the reason people keep buying new phones isn’t because of the new features (which there are none) it’s because their phone now sucks because it’s aging out because they can’t replace anything. Imagine being able to recycle the battery instead of creating just a bunch of e-waste every couple of years.

CaptPretentious,

Whose Generation Is It Anyway?

Were the labels are made up and none of it matters.

CaptPretentious, (edited )

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

That’s why a bear can rest at ease

With just the bare necessities of life

CaptPretentious,

To become bird, your options are either an item or transmission wizard.

CaptPretentious, (edited )

B. Not even a question. A is awful (except being friends with Tom could be chill)

CaptPretentious,

Bethesda games are buggy because Bethesda is lazy and just can’t be bothered to give a damn. Will tell you ‘it just works’. Loves DLC and microtransactions (that includes Starfield).

Larian made a massively intricate game. It has bugs. Actively works on the bugs, patch after patch. Sold you a complete game.

Gee I wonder why people give Bethesda crap and this game is game of the year…

CaptPretentious,

It’s not going to be long until we have always online DRM TVs. Where the TV will prompt you to reconnect to the internet before continues to function.

CaptPretentious,

At this point, it’s in the same category as a Rick roll.

What are your experiences with polyamory, first or second hand?

I personally am in a phenomenally stable polyamorous relationship. I’ve been married to my wife for 12 years, and she has had the same boyfriend for about half of that time. It’s a really fulfilling arrangement for all of us in various ways. We’re all genuinely happy and satisfied. I’m kind of casually looking for a...

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I worked with a married couple many years back. Then they had a kid. So they split their shifts since daycare costs to damn much for 2 Perkins cooks. So they very little of each other. So they went to an open relationship model because “needs”. One of the male managers known for hitting in and fucking all waitresses (because he controlled their schedule…) took the opportunity to start plowing her too. The husband… Thought he had game and thought he could get someone at work. He couldn’t. So that had to be a fun dynamic. The husband and wife’s manager working side by side with both of them and the manager was having a baby with one of his other conquests that also work there. Their marriage quickly fell apart and people’s opinion of her and the manager and the husband took a leap off a cliff. Before all of that they were a very happy couple and great friends to be with. Afterwards they were all insufferable and the child pays for all this.

Knew another couple, married, with for kids. They moved to a open relationship model… Probably for plethora of reasons, Part of me believes that she misses her early twenties party girl that she used to be. Turns out being in mid-30s and having four kids and being married really limits the type of guys that you get. Her former husband moved on with life. And she now has a fifth kid with someone that was a temp boyfriend.

CaptPretentious,

I saw the picture before I read the title, what a roller coaster of emotions that was. I thought he was going to amputate his foot.

This fast food order kiosk accepts cash (mander.xyz)

All the McD*nalds in my area have been upgraded with order kiosks. Regardless of all the controversy around self-checkout, and minimum wage, and automation taking our jobs, I personally love them. I can take my sweet time composing my order, I can see the full selection (such as it is), I can see pictures and prices clearly...

CaptPretentious,

If you’ve regularly had great experience… never ever have McD’s in the USA.

Dehydrated onions are the onions they use (at least in the US) for like cheeseburgers, hamburgers, and Big Macs.

CaptPretentious,

Too much pickles, unfortunately.

Over here, you’d think there’s a damn pickle shortage. You get 2 or 3 of the saddest pickles you ever saw.

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