RizzRustbolt

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RizzRustbolt,

That… is an iguanodon.

RizzRustbolt,

They’re people poison too. We just out-toleranced them.

RizzRustbolt,

The culinary history of humanity is just one long dare about eating the killer plants.

RizzRustbolt,

But now it’s an anti-popcorn device.

RizzRustbolt,

I sleep suspended in a vat of gel medium.

RizzRustbolt,

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

Bitch didn’t even show up to give me my award.

“Oh mommy… I’ve been shot…”

What a whiner.

RizzRustbolt,

You and Rhea Pearlman, just hanging out at the Oscars…

RizzRustbolt,

I respect folks that take the time to learn my. And part of that respect is learning their names as well.

Thanks for all your hard work, Peeta!

RizzRustbolt,

Add ability to see what color magenta actually is.

RizzRustbolt,

Yes, FOSS will allow you to fight God.

But you will have to assemble him first.

RizzRustbolt,

Get strong enough, and you can make it helicopter.

RizzRustbolt,

Need to double tap it and put it out of its misery.

RizzRustbolt,

That’s how you get a Dry Body.

RizzRustbolt,

Not only is our atmosphere made of rocket fuel, but our planet’s crust is made up of the most oxidizing substances in the universe.

Our whole planet is a massive bomb waiting for the right trigger to set it off.

RizzRustbolt,

I like that when it finally crapped out on him, he put it up on blocks at his ranch house.

RizzRustbolt,

Like the Badmirals.

RizzRustbolt,

puts on Merzbow

honk-chewwww honk-chewwww honk-chewwww

RizzRustbolt,

I don’t think there’s a mental illness strong enough to get me to like Big Mouth.

RizzRustbolt,

Firefox.

Or if you really want fuck with them, Pale Moon.

RizzRustbolt,

Approaching an infinite amount of steel vs. Approaching an infinite amount of feathers.

Which weighs more?

RizzRustbolt,

Here’s a bootable flash drive with Mint.

Play around and see if you like it. If you do, use the install program on the desktop.

RizzRustbolt,

Just remember that you can’t save Porthos and the cheese.

RizzRustbolt,

Tom Hanks.

RizzRustbolt,

Which is funnier, Riker as Boomhauer? Or Barclay?

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