Slovene

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Slovene,

That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. “I’ve been doing coke for 15 years and I’m still not addicted.” Or something like that.

Slovene,

Not to mention all the outdoor cats that are themselves killed or horribly injured.

Slovene,

Yeah, refrigerator Jenga. Refrigerator Tetris is when you have to fit all the groceries you just bought inside the seemingly tiniest of fridges.

Slovene,

Sexually transmitted.

Slovene,

He did. He said I’m dad in response to her I’m pregnant.

Slovene,

Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

Slovene,

You’re breaking the car Samir!

Slovene,

Nope, probably just Canadian and being polite. Better keep looking for signs.

Slovene, (edited )

And then they’ll start doing drugs, gambling, taking bribes …

Slovene, (edited )

In fact, forget the closing of programs.

Slovene, (edited )

30 seconds yes, but it takes at least 30 minutes to find the right vid.

Slovene,

She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉

Slovene,

We should also pour cranberry juice into the ocean.

Slovene,

My great-grandma survived the Spanish flu as a teenager. But the high fever during the illness fucked her up so bad, she died of heart failure in her forties.

Slovene,

Or sometimes a crowbar.

Slovene,

You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck!

Slovene,

Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

Slovene,

Those eagles must have gotten SOOO fat.

Slovene,

Smells like gunpowder.

Slovene, (edited )

Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!

Slovene,

Or, for Americans: 8 months 5 days 1 year old.

Slovene,

Woosh?

Slovene,

Could you also proceed with anion?

Slovene,

Does Dr. Oetker make soda?

Slovene,

Batologist?

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