Slovene

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Slovene, (edited )

Sounds like Pet Sematary.

Slovene,

Not to mention all the outdoor cats that are themselves killed or horribly injured.

Slovene,

But what if he was a guest there? Maybe the neighbour’s cat told him “make yourself at home?” Did you even ask him? Psh …

Slovene,

Yes you can!

Slovene,

Sexually transmitted.

Slovene,

Just kiss already you two! 🙄

Slovene, (edited )

Alcohol is magical. It lowers her standards and raises your confidence. … I mean, alcohol is bad.

Slovene,

Yesn’t it does!

Slovene,

Nope, probably just Canadian and being polite. Better keep looking for signs.

Slovene,

Ha! Luckily I don’t have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲

Slovene,

You’re breaking the car Samir!

Slovene, (edited )

In fact, forget the closing of programs.

Slovene,

"It’s your big day, ketchup. You’re an entree now."

  • Gene Belcher, when they’re all stuck inside a cabin with not much other food.
Slovene,

At least not a female duck …

Slovene,

That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. “I’ve been doing coke for 15 years and I’m still not addicted.” Or something like that.

Slovene,

He did. He said I’m dad in response to her I’m pregnant.

Slovene,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=gTNOihQnqVQ

Slovene,

An ex coworker called thursday ‘little friday’.

Slovene,

Yeah, refrigerator Jenga. Refrigerator Tetris is when you have to fit all the groceries you just bought inside the seemingly tiniest of fridges.

Slovene,

There’s also a vid of a dolphin using a beheaded fish as a fleshlight.

Slovene,

What’s lignin?

Slovene,

Have a happy ending instead: m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ky8mJNzlcE

Slovene,

Inconceivable!

… oh, sorry, wrong movie, Cary.

Slovene, (edited )

Ten IS smaller than 3. No. 3 at least gets the bronze medal, what does 10 get? They explained it well with the rainbow. On top of the rainbow are 1, 2 and 3 and then all the lower numbers from 4 onwards are below them.

Slovene,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGtNJ78hLr0

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