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gibmiser,

Well, ya see he used that word IF. Admittedly it is doing some heavy lifting here, but… well, thanks for the science fact I guess.

gibmiser,

Why is that a yikes? More birth defects, complications, start running low on eggs. All of that is just facts…

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

gibmiser,

lemmy.world/post/11246809

Buddhists?

gibmiser,

Like for lumps? Is it in my balls? I feel like it would be in my balls.

gibmiser, (edited )

My Zune still playing

cough hack wheeze

“Is that all you got?”

gibmiser,

As they say, ignorance is bliss.

gibmiser,

The man On the left is justifiably disturbed knowing what he’s about to run over. The man on the right is psychotically excited to see someone was tied to the rails that they almost ran over.

gibmiser, (edited )

Manual/deliberate sperm/egg production.

Manual/deliberate control over fat creation and storage.

gibmiser,

They don’t want you to know it works, but I’ve been microdosing lava for years now. Now everything tastes the same and I can fly.

gibmiser,

Do a sleep study. If you have apnea try the CPAP.

gibmiser, (edited )

Never Have I Ever: Civic Duty edition

Never have, I ever littered.

Never have I ever voted for someone without researching them

Never have I ever stayed home and not voted. Because I just didn’t feel like it.

Never have I ever Shopped at a store that I knew was using unethical business practices because it was cheaper.

gibmiser, (edited )

Ever since the tree bloomed in the year 0, now known as the awakening, fear of death has lost its power. The world has changed, ever since the tree started bearing its fruit - strange pods containing the repaired and revitalized bodies of the recently deceased.

While the pain of death remains, the permanence is gone. Adventurers and thrill seekers run amok with diminished consequences. Further, aging and illness is now merely an inconvenience, with reanimation the solution.

33 years have passed. Fear of death has become an old world superstition among the remaining “firsters”; the slur used by the reanimated to mock those who still cling fearfully to their first lives.

Scattered groups of people have been researching the tree and the reborn citizens since year 0 with growing discomfort. Without death, the population is booming and expanding rapidly. Gradually the population of “firsters” is dwindling. You belong to one such group of firsters. Is your fear justified? Or are you a part of a dying age, afraid to let go of the old ways…

*religion formed around the tree *massive palace at its base and deep into its roots serves as religious headquarters and barracks for defenders of the tree. *coming of age death ritual for children who have not died by age 16 *DM needs to make sure at least 1 party member is reborn during their quest

gibmiser,

Film students everywhere just got tingles on the back of their neck. Just need a catchy title and name for the bad guy…

This summer… Dinner comes served with an extra topping… murder.

gibmiser,

Steamboat Willy in “Steamboat Willy Recites Racist Quotes from Walt Disney”

gibmiser,

1 egg per week? My wife would riot

gibmiser,

Grab the middle and pull it through the center

gibmiser,

If you’re happy and you know it…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e142fd5a-a1f0-456f-b507-4fbf1e142178.jpeg

gibmiser,

When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places

gibmiser,

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

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