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Octopus1348, to memes in The Netherlands

Yeah, because there will be a nether portal and lava everywhere.

VikingHippie,

That’s the Netherworld. Common mistake.

thehatfox,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t mistake the Netherlands for the Nether Regions either.

VikingHippie, (edited )

I did that once, wasn’t so bad. The people at the embassy just politely referred me to the Red Light District 🤷

IWantToFuckSpez,

Nether World is in Orlando. Europe has only Nether Land

XTornado, to science_memes in Kid's going places

That’s either too pixelated for me or a weird pepper shaker.

MrShankles,

Looks like “Martian Shakers”. Though they must have a special edition, because the ones I found have blue eyes

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/d5b14771-d828-4cef-b56d-76e498b92429.jpeg

Found them for $7.99 here

XTornado,

Oh nice for sharing the info.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I used to have the non-shaker version of that.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/73c35535-1af2-46bc-8c8f-7c40c0ffcef3.png

It was much more fun to play with and far less messy if you did.

Shieldtoad, to memes in The Netherlands

I know that place. The borders between the Ellestraat (Hulst, NL) and the Hellestraat (Stekene, BE).

The right side of the street on the Belgian part is actually Dutch for a few 100 meters. If you look around on street view the part with a bicycle lane is Belgian, the part without it is Dutch.

gentooer,

Ah, Stekene. Where are the days I just went to Crammerock to smoke weed on the camping. I saw Gorki there the year Luc De Vos died.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

I knew that was a Belgian road, you can tell by all the cracks.

Rhllor,

Caption should have been that you will always know when a Belgian road begins

kennismigrant,

the part without

The red lanes are the bicycle lanes.

tacosanonymous, to science_memes in Kid's going places

Kid’s *probably going places.

baseless_discourse,

That would be the hypothesis.

H4mi,

Conclusion: Kid didn’t go places.

baseless_discourse,

Experiment: This shitty poster.

leave_it_blank, to memes in The Netherlands

In Germany the streets are far too often a fight for survival. I miss the Netherlands, driving there, bike or car, was so much more relaxing.

But, you know, Germans and their cars…

txmyx, (edited )

In my experience the bike infrastructure was great, but riding the bike in the city was more stressful than in Germany.

UrPartnerInCrime,
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cause they don’t want you driving in the city

mryessir,
KpntAutismus,

as a car driver, i have no problems with bike drivers themselves. i hate whoever thought 1 lane and a thin sidewalk was enough road.

anti_antidote,

Gets you to slow down and pay attention to your surroundings, doesn’t it? That’s the point, if you build roads that feel cramped to drivers they’ll naturally drive slower (i.e. actually the speed limit). Building all streets like they’re highways is a good way to get people going 50-60 mph on roads with houses directly on them.

KpntAutismus,

it’s also a great way to put people’s lives at risk. i don’t think anyone thought of what you’re describing.

AMuscelid,

No, that’s explicitly the reason for it, and it’s been shown to reduce the severity of crashes because people drive the speed limit when they feel it’s risky to go faster.

KpntAutismus,

so swerving into oncoming traffic is safe? i had numerous near crashes because people overtook a bike driver coming my way. the netherlands do it better, the bikes have their own separated lane.

grue,

Your feelings do not match actual reality.

TeckFire,

So, there’s a balance. If you don’t build enough room to do anything but drive slow to be safe, the moment someone is fast, the chances of a crash are very high.

If you build a road that has too much clearance, you end up with people driving faster, which is okay because there’s more room for people to be out of the way, likely reducing the amount of crashes. The drawback to this is, if people drive faster, the fewer crashes that do occur are at higher speeds, which are more deadly.

So the ratio of number of crashes to severity of crashes is what the end result is.

Granted, I live in the US where single lane country back-roads will have people in trucks going down at 50MPH randomly, so I don’t know if Europeans drive more cautiously. I know their driving tests are more comprehensive for sure.

perviouslyiner,
KpntAutismus,

11:17 is the timestamp that is most relevant here, separated bike paths should be the norm. and not the shitty “fahrradschutzsstreifen” bullshit they are pulling in germany. i have to swerve around people going not even 20km/h when i’m going 50. there’s no way that reduces accidents. the netherlands rock. i went on a vacation there a few years ago. public transport is so much better there. (key phrase “viable alternative”)

captainlezbian,

Oh is that a German thing? I thought it was just my Opa

6daemonbag,

My gramps used to think even looking at his cars was asking permission to drive or touch them. “Nein!”

He was gregarious at all other times, but “don’t go in my fucking garage”

Nepenthe, to memes in The Netherlands
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Imagine half your backyard being in another country. Do you think they still mow it?

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

Wait til you find out about Baarle

SternburgExport,

Ayo wtf? Crossing like 6 borders just to get to work and back home.

Masimatutu,
@Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

It’s just a little town (no more than 10,000 people). So more like crossing six borders to visit your neighbor and come back.

lugal,

… while working remotely

Magnetar, to memes in The Netherlands

It’s so eerily flat there, it’s unsettling. I don’t understand how people can stand it.

cholesterol,

You shoulda seen my ex-wife!

HEYOOOO 😎🪩🍾

thehatfox,
@thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

I grew up in a very flat part of England, flatness to me is the default and I get genuinely excited by hills.

cashews_best_nut,

I get excited by hills but it’s because they remind me of home. Out of my window was a deep valley with a huge hill and just watching the seasons pass each year was a joy. The spring lambing season when the sheep covered the hills to the winter with snow covering them and you’d know it was time to fetch the sledge!

Moved to Lincolnshire in my mid teens and it bored the absolute fuck out of me. Fields of rapeseed in all directions as far as the eye could see. Relentless wind that had no hills to block it so it never changed direction.

I found it easier biking with a BMX on hills than I did using a mountain bike in windy flat conditions.

Scraft161,
@Scraft161@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Simple, they stand up on flat ground

SARGEx117,

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  • GissaMittJobb,

    The Netherlands doesn’t have good bicycle infrastructure because of the fact that the country is relatively flat - they have it because they prioritized safe streets in the 70s following the stop de kindermoord-campaign.

    VikingHippie,

    As far as public safety campaign titles go, “Stop the child murdering” is fucking metal! 😄🤘👌

    ThirdWorldOrder,

    Accidents happen in the Netherlands just like anywhere else. I’m half Dutch and my grandfather was hit by a car and killed there.

    “The bicycle was the most dangerous mode of transportation in 2022, with a total of 291 fatalities. The car came in second place, with 225 victims. By comparison, that year 57 pedestrians and 20 truck drivers were also killed in traffic accidents in the Netherlands.”

    onion,

    I think you have to look at the rate, accidents per km. That accounts for dutch using bikes more than other countries

    Honytawk,

    So, are those bikers fatal to themselves or are they killed because of other vehicles?

    ThirdWorldOrder,

    I’d ask but he’s dead

    MoodyRaincloud,

    The numbers went up since the mass adoption of electric bikes. This caused especially elderly people to drive twice as fast as they could before, with heavier bikes they can’t control as well and they generally don’t wear helmets.

    The next big problem are young people doing what young people do but now with electric assistance

    ThirdWorldOrder,

    I didn’t even think about that, but it makes sense why the numbers seem much higher now. My grandfather (Opa) was killed in the early 90s… somewhere around Eindhoven… can’t remember exactly

    VikingHippie,

    Somewhere around Eindhoven in the early 90s, you say? 🤔

    Was Romário cleared before fleeing to Catalonia?😛

    JDubbleu,

    As someone who grew up somewhere super flat it really doesn’t get to you because it’s all you’ve ever known. However, now that I live somewhere with hills it drives me crazy when I visit home.

    Chariotwheel,

    It's even worse when the hills are alive and have eyes

    VikingHippie,

    I’m ok with it when music are what they’re alive with, though. As long as there’s no nazis 🤷

    Mothra,
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    I can relate. I never imagined I would see someone complain or not understand what living on a flat area is like- it’s super easy! It’s the mountains and hills what’s difficult!

    dkt,

    Hills are depth. They add character to any place for free. Oh you don’t like where you are right now? Just go up

    Kusimulkku,

    wat

    Magnetar,

    You heard what I said.

    Kusimulkku,

    Yes I did, I just didn’t understand it

    Magnetar,

    flat (landscape) = bad.

    Kusimulkku,

    Just seems weird to me. For context, I haven’t been anywhere terribly flat or mountainous

    FlyingSquid, to science_memes in Kid's going places
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Poor experiment. He didn’t find out what pollen allergies the plant might have had.

    painfulasterisk,

    *Funding needed to carry out such effort.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    With this sort of talent, the kid is sure to get a grant.

    NounsAndWords,

    What do you mean? He already tested the three most common allergens: pepper, being ticked by a feather, and feet.

    Mothra,
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    Me squinting hard trying to see if those are more common as allergens or as fetishes

    jaybone,

    This is a good candidate for a venn diagram.

    Coasting0942, to memes in The Netherlands

    Pssh, we have that all over the US, big deal

    shadeless,
    @shadeless@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Knowing where the Netherlands begins?

    Tar_alcaran,

    The US probably has some rural bike paths, but I sure as shit haven’t seen any.

    SomeAmateur, (edited )

    (guys they mean the sudden changes in road quality)

    Chariotwheel,

    Dutch bicycle lanes? And here I thought the US was car junkie hell.

    TexMexBazooka,

    The US is giant. Some places have better bike infrastructure than others but it’s surely not the standard

    NaibofTabr,

    No, bad bike infrastructure is the standard.

    SternburgExport,

    He probably meant borders.

    BorgDrone,

    I thought he meant poorly maintained infrastructure.

    IMongoose,

    Ya, the US doesn’t have the bike lanes everywhere but there are tons of shit roads that turn into great roads due to town/county/state invisible lines.

    doleo,

    Thanks for contributing information about your underrepresented country

    Coasting0942,

    You are most welcome.

    Masimatutu,
    @Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

    Might want to add the /s lol

    TexMexBazooka,

    I mean… we have interstate travel and the US is massive. There are no real borders between states.

    SARGEx117,

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  • TexMexBazooka,

    Except for the similarities between both places having open borders… something explicitly mentioned in the post…

    mayonaise_met,

    This post isn’t about open borders, it’s about the contrast in bicycle and road infrastructure between the Netherlands and other countries. The open border was just the setup.

    The Netherlands has very specific urban/rural (re)design standards which are quite recognizable if you know them.

    TexMexBazooka,

    Oh do they? That’s interesting, do they have standardized bikes lanes everywhere?

    mayonaise_met, (edited )

    Well, yeah. There are guidelines for new infrastructure, but that doesn’t mean everything is up to date everywhere. There are roads that haven’t been resurfaced for quite a while that aren’t up to date. But on the whole it is very similar everywhere.

    It’s only a small country though.

    There is a Canadian YouTuber who lives in Amsterdam who makes videos about it: YouTube.com/notjustbikesI’ve lived here all my life so it’s nice to get an outside perspective on this all.

    oshitwaddup, to science_memes in C.R.E.A.M.
    @oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

    Hold up how much do all the protons you removed weigh? You get less than 1kg of gold at the end

    GreenMario, to science_memes in Dendrochronology

    The March of the Ents.

    DavidGarcia, to science_memes in Dendrochronology

    The Happening (2008)

    TheScaryDoor, to science_memes in Roots of Mother Appalachia

    The Rockies and most of the mountain ranges on the west coast were formed from the erosion of the Appalachian mountains!

    AOCapitulator,
    @AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

    What?

    TheScaryDoor,

    www.uh.edu/nsm/…/0723-geologic-history.php

    Basically sediment from the Appalachian region was deposited by ancient rivers and wind currents, with this sediment later being uplifted and then eroded to form the Rockies.

    AOCapitulator,
    @AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

    Wild!

    benjhm, to science_memes in Roots of Mother Appalachia

    I’m by the river Meuse in Wallonie, which still cuts through the Ardennes, another end of same old mountain range as the Appalachians, continuously eroding while mountains uplifted (just as Indus and Brahmaputra cut through Himalayas now), before the Atlantic ocean existed. Makes you think about time, pity schools don’t teach this stuff.

    6daemonbag, to science_memes in Roots of Mother Appalachia

    I love the amount of praise in these comments. My dad is a geologist and used to always gush about the Appalachians when I was growing up

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