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Geert, to comicstrips in Trust me. You're all awesome [CatsCafeComics]
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

You’re awesome 🫶

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Nope, you!

tias, to memes in They aren't fooling around

I just found that mine are growing little mini potatoes even though they didn’t find any soil.

aksdb,

They soiled themselves.

spiderjuzce, to memes in They aren't fooling around

Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Then you will just be assimilated

Maultasche,

Can I resist?

Damage, to memes in They aren't fooling around

Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

agressivelyPassive,

That’s because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They’re native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.

WeLoveCastingSpellz, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

“What’s the worst thing he can say”

crackajack, to comicstrips in Think of who you're hurting before you consider piracy.

Never pirate from indie developers. But for giant companies, pirating is a drop in the bucket for their revenue.

cryostars,

Obligatory “but does piracy count as lost revenue?”

Anticorp,

Piracy probably generates more revenue than it destroys.

darq, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]
@darq@kbin.social avatar

She shot her shot. No regrets.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Got the whole village killed too

lightnsfw,

If my village sacrifices me to a dragon then I’m taking them down with me any way I can.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Because they didn’t try to get her killed lol

Unaware7013,

Uno reverse

Evil_Shrubbery, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

Smol pp dragon got embarrassed and panicked.

JusticeForPorygon, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Would have been funnier if the dragon burned himself

killeronthecorner, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Skyrim me

BolexForSoup, to comicstrips in You will pay for this [Salo Comics]
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

“You’re already” makes sense as a sentence and I don’t like it lol

RandomStickman,
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It's what it's

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Y’all’s opinions are irrelevant here. We are enemies now.

Daisyifyoudo,

I don’t understand what yinz guys is sayin

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t start with that philly jawn

Daisyifyoudo,

Philly? I do hope you’re kidding

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

Not kidding, just ignorant 😞

Daisyifyoudo,

Ha! That’s Pittsburghese, friend!

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

I realized my faux pas TOO LATE! I got my yinz and jawn all mixed up!

captainlezbian,

Youse people…

NightAuthor,

Y’all’s is perfectly good Texan though.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
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  • NightAuthor,

    That’s not better… just different

    Not much offense, I was born and raised in Texas. Happy as fuck to not be there now

    jaykay,
    @jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

    I hate you so much rn

    whodatdair,

    twitch

    Psaldorn,
    @Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

    I threw up in my dictionary

    bleistift2,

    The fact that you seem to not have seen this before indicates that you cannot actually always contract ‘you’ and ‘are’. ‘Cannot’ in the sense that most people don’t do it and you will get grades deducted if you do it when learning English as a second language.

    TSG_Asmodeus,

    The fact that you seem to not have seen this before indicates that you cannot actually always contract ‘you’ and ‘are’.

    I’m still re-reading this sentence. How does not having seen this before indicate what you can or can not do?

    bleistift2,

    I retract the word ‘indicate.’ It’s not proof, but if you haven’t seen a phrase before, despite n years of reading and/or speaking a language, it means that that phrase is uncommon. If that phrase also looks like it should be used more (I’m referring to “you’re” being very common in different sentence structures), that’s a strong hint that the phrase doesn’t exist or has some very different meaning in that context.

    thorbot,

    I love how they are trying to correct bad grammar with even worse grammar

    seem to not have seen

    cannot actually always

    🤡

    hakase,

    Both of these are perfectly grammatical in modern English though?

    thorbot,

    It’s poor sentence structure

    hakase,

    By what objective metric?

    thorbot,

    They don’t think it be like it is, but it do

    bleistift2,

    Now that I re-read it, I’m pretty sure the second one should be “actually cannot always”.

    DaGeek247,
    @DaGeek247@kbin.social avatar

    Because language is a thing that everyone agrees on, together. If nobody else is using the words like that, maybe you shouldn't either.

    TSG_Asmodeus,

    The fact that you seem to not have seen this before indicates that you cannot actually always contract ‘you’ and ‘are’.

    This is the line I am referring to, not any specific word. This sentence is nonsensical:

    “The fact you seem to not have seen this before indicates…” followed by “that you cannot always contract ‘you’ and ‘are.’”

    How are those related? If someone hasn’t seen this before… it indicates … grammar rules? How does not seeing it indicate a grammar rule?

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  • samus12345,
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    No, “cannot” is the more formal way to write it.

    skullgiver, (edited )
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  • bleistift2,

    I wasn’t trying to imply that contracting is always wrong. Rather, it is not always right.

    In the case of “it’s what it’s”, the “it is” part is being stressed, so contracting it is weird.

    This is why I find contracting “You are already“ weird. To me, the stress is on the are. However, after reading and re-reading the statement in my head, I can feel people stressing the already instead. To those, “You’re already” would probably be fine.

    Dasnap,
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    slazer2au,

    Also, is the cat saying it? The speak marker points to the cat on the third frame not the dude on the third or fourth.

    altima_neo, (edited )
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    She’s already what though?

    Omae wa mo

    BoxerDevil,

    Yeah but I think it’s not a full sentence because she smacks him before he can finish the sentence

    jettrscga, (edited )

    The reason it feels wrong is that “are” is the main verb in the sentence and shouldn’t be contracted. You are only supposed to contract auxiliary verbs like “you’re eating already” where eating is the main verb and are is auxiliary.

    Edit: (I used a bad example because “eating” is a noun, as pointed out below.)

    Un-edit: The example’s correct, “eating” is a verb in this context.

    Also, I’m thoroughly confused about who’s saying “you’re already” in this comic.

    ForgetPrimacy,

    His knee?

    Sanctus,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    Its obviously the cat’s ass, which explains its facial expression.

    door_in_the_face,

    But “You’re already fluffy” works without another main verb?

    DaGeek247,
    @DaGeek247@kbin.social avatar

    Yes. It doesn't work as "you're already" and really, it doesn't work all thay well as "you are already" either. This is almost yoda levels of rearrangement.

    It makes the most sense as "you already are".

    bingbong,

    Right you’re

    quindraco,

    “Eating” isn’t a verb, either. The person you’re responding to just got some terms wrong, the underlying idea about contractions is correct.

    jettrscga,

    Good point, thanks I removed the “eating” example. That’s what I get for commenting in the morning.

    Mogofwin,

    I think your example is actually correct. Eating CAN be a noun, but in your example it is a present participle, a type of verb. It would be a noun if eating was the subject, ie: “eating is fun,” where it would be a gerund. teacherblog.ef.com/grammar-recap-intro-to-gerunds…

    jettrscga, (edited )

    Sigh I think you’re right. It’s the progressive form of the verb.

    That’s been throwing me off all day. Thanks for confirming. Grammar is confusing.

    arekkusu,

    “Eating” most definitely is a verb in that context

    hakase,

    Yup, this is likely a phonological restriction in addition to a syntactic one, though it’s worth noting that the copula (the “be” verb) shows a lot of idiosyncratic behavior in different contexts in different dialects of English.

    It seems that this pattern may have something to do with stress assignment within a predicate, but I’m not sure what the conditioning environment is at first glance. Any English phonologists here who can shed some more light on this?

    Tlaloc_Temporal,
    @Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’m no expert, but I think “you’re already” doesn’t work because the “anti-stress” on the contraction tells us the focus is later, but the focus of “already” is actually on the “are” in “you’re”. It trips us up because it sneaks the focus past us and then just ends the sentence before the focus the stress told us about arrives.

    It may also be because “you are already” is a variant of the sentence “you are” which can’t be contracted, so the contraction insinuates “you’re already [something]”. It makes us parse a different sentence structure than it is, then we get confused when the sentence ends early.

    Venat0r, (edited )

    It is wrong: should be “You are already”, as the emphasis of the sentence is on “are

    youtu.be/CkZyZFa5qO0

    Anonymousllama, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]

    What a picky dragon, she just wanted him to drag-on his nuts across her face

    GustavoM, to comicstrips in Charisma stat wasn't high enough [Gryzlock]
    @GustavoM@lemmy.world avatar

    “…hold on, lemme get the magnifier.”

    agent_flounder, to comicstrips in Come on... Just this once? [ADHDinos]
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    Brain is such a jerk.

    Conyak, to memes in Not today, sorry.

    This is really hard for me but I have had to put my foot down in recent times. It still makes me uncomfortable but I just can’t support this anymore. If I’m sitting down at a restaurant with a server I tip 20 - 25% but I’m tired of tipping for takeout and I absolutely refuse to give extra when checking out at a store.

    Rolder,

    What about at a coffee shop or something similar?

    Conyak,

    I don’t go to coffee shops but I wouldn’t tip there either. I don’t think I should be responsible for paying employees a living wage. Charge me appropriately for the item and pay your fucking employees.

    yozul,
    @yozul@beehaw.org avatar

    I agree that’s how it should be, but how things should be doesn’t pay the bills. Don’t take your anger out on the employees. Those are the only people you’re hurting.

    Conyak,

    And don’t put the blame on the customer. Demand better wages. I’m not taking it out on anyone.

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