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CodexArcanum, in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.

Newbies are often afraid or insulted to use “handicap” pieces, but the few free pieces given to a lower-rank player are actually quite effective at adjusting the balance with unevenly ranked players. It’s not a huge advantage and doesn’t fundamentally change the play of the game.

Using different sizes of board is also neat. I’m very fond of a short game using only a 9x9 board. Plays a lot faster, but trades strategy for a more tactical game.

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Newbies are often afraid or insulted to use “handicap” pieces

I made this mistake! I started learning Go years and years ago, and it turned out the company where I was working at that time had a former 7-dan amateur player. When he found out I was learning he offered to play me, which I eagerly accepted. I didn’t know this at the time, but 7-dan amatuer is the highest Go ranking one can achieve in Japan without playing professionally (there are separate 1-dan through 9-dan ranks for pros). For our first game, he offered to give me the full 9-stone handicap since I was just starting out. I thought that sounded excessive and suggested a 6-stone handicap instead, so that’s what we did. He fucking destroyed me that game. It was not even remotely close. For the rematch, I humbly accepted the full 9-stone handicap.

Ashyr,

Did those extra three stones make enough of a difference?

CountVon,
@CountVon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, he still won that second game but the outcome wasn’t as lopsided. It definitely made the game more interesting for both of us.

homura1650, (edited )

No offense, but the extra stones just made it so he could go easy on you. When I started go, the new player challenge was to end a 9 stone handicap game against the resident 3-dan with a “positive” score. [0]

[0] most official scoring methods either ignore captured stones, or count them as positive points for the player who captured them. However, when scoring by hand, it is easier to count them as negative points for the person who lost them; so thats what we did.

aoidenpa,

I personally don’t like the experience of playing with more than 3-4 handicap stones. For the weaker player, every move it’s like “What is my opponent up to now? I am still ahead, I should just play safe.” and for the stronger player it’s like “How can I force my opponent to make mistakes?”. These thoughts are sometimes part of an even game but not as frequently.

Furbag, in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.

I wanted to learn how to play after watching a few dozen episodes of Hikaru no Go, but it’s such an obtuse game. Chess I can understand, but Go has a level of strategy that my mind just can’t grasp.

s3rvant,
@s3rvant@lemmy.ml avatar

+1 for Hikaru no Go

Bought a Go set and brought to chess club; that went well lol

Read the Janice Kim books from her Learn to Play Go series and played some online

In the end stopped playing from lack of local players; now I play various other board games instead

Sadbutdru,

That’s the great thing tho, the rules are very simple, anyone can pick up how to play. Then the strategy has so many layers that people can devote a lifetime of study to it, and it can become quite a psychological battle of wills between the two players in a way. But you can enjoy it right from the beginning without all that. And the handicap system means a game between players of very different skill can still be fun. Man I need to get back into playing go!

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.

I think it’s neat that it was supposedly the hardest board game to get AI to understand and play effectively.

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

It wasn’t until 2015 that the top Go player lost to an Ai while chess lost in 1997. It’s wild how big that gap is when you think about how much tech had to improve to make it possible.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

And didn’t people still find holes in the Go AI’s algorithm and proceed to dunk on it afterward?

sukhmel,

It’s a bit complicated to understand what an “algorithm” is in case of a neural network. Besides, I haven’t heard of recent human wins over an AI in Go, can you point me to read about it?

Pringles,

Iirc someone figured out that if you didn’t make it obvious that you were encircling the AI, it wouldn’t take any preventative measures.

AllonzeeLV,

It’s an order of magnitude more complex than Chess, which I am just ok at, so kudos!

idunnololz, (edited )
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

This is actually more impressive about AI. People used to think Go AI wouldn’t be able to beat a human player until like 2050. I certainly thought that when I learned it in like 2010. Back then the strongest AI was like 1 Dan (amateur) at most. (9 Dan is the highest rank and professional 9 Dan which you need to play professional games to get to are much stronger than an amateur 9 Dan which is like 9 Dan from an online website. Also the games rankings go from 30 kyu which is the lowest rank to 1 kyu which is the highest “amateur ranking”. After 1 kyu is the Dan ranks ranging from 1 to 9)

Traegert, in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

We’re losing customers love

You could offer better service dates and lower prices infidelity

Haha no, I’m just gonna merge have children

Gnelfo,

Are you ok?

Traegert, (edited )

No. Do I come off as okay?

LazaroFilm, in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Put it in a pressurized hamster bubble suit and send it out like a soccer ball.

JoShmoe,

Sent it off with one powerful friendship kick to start their epic survival adventure.

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

“friendship kick” - channel inner Messi

tubaruco,

where water and food are unavailable and the only thing that can help you is miles away and possibly sleeping

samus12345, in "Triangle! Triangle!" by Last Place Comic
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Next two panels is him waking up alone because he dreamed he had a wife.

hakunawazo,

But at least he has a triangle.

technomad,

*ding ding ding

sugar_in_your_tea,

Until he wakes up and remembers he’s a washed up guitarist.

lawrence, (edited ) in Sleeping position

The correct way is to lie on your side, facing left. Because prevents gastric acid in esophagus.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ea04aa8b-921c-4447-ae0c-2a1c30691382.png

edit for clarification: This method is efficient primarily when the lower esophageal sphincter (I had to Google the correct name) is not functioning as intended.

cerement,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

Vamakukshi – India’s post-lunch nap, always on your left side

feedum_sneedson,

I’m not falling for the Indian wisdom meme again until they fix their sanitation infrastructure and stop raping women to death on public transportation.

Uwu_im_toxic,

Wait, I’ve heard the opposite. Lay facing right to aid your stomach in digesting things and pushing it out of the stomach, instead of letting it lay in the stomach and potentially gurgle it’s way up

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

What’s wrong with gastric acid being in the esophagus? I sleep on my right-side a lot.

BangelaQuirkel,

It’s corroding you from within.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Most people don’t have issues with acid reflux. However, for those that do, it’s important to try to control acid reflux.

www.mayoclinic.org/…/syc-20352841

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dumbass DNA. Why make a human capable of eating a baconator if doing so melts your body from the inside.

smeg,

If you melt yourself before you can pass on those dodgy genes of yours then the problem sorts itself out!

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Already passed them on unfortunately

smeg,

Not living up to your username!

jadedwench,

Until you have woken up choking on acid that went in your lungs, you will not understand. I have EOE, and it really really sucks. I highly recommend not damaging your esophagus. I have spent years barely being able to eat without choking, though this latest round with the new doctor has been the best I have been in over a decade. Once your esophagus narrows to under 10mm, eating is a chore. Worst I ever got down to was 5mm. It was around ~7ish back in November…

I keep things under control pretty well, but I was always taught to sleep on my left side growing up if your stomach was upset or you were having trouble breathing if you were sick.

PrefersAwkward,
@PrefersAwkward@lemmy.world avatar

When will these bugs be fixed? I prefer to face to the right and would also like to be able to sleep on my stomach

iiGxC,

Some people have mirrored internal organs, so this advice may be the ophosite for you. But also, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, sleep however’s comfiest for you and lets you get the best sleep you can

brian,

I’ve heard people talk about mirrored organs, is that something that would be immediately obvious? Like surely every person that has the condition would know about it.

morphballganon,

Certainly not. It affects ~10% of the population, at least in certain countries. Not everyone has the privelege of a robust, accessible healthcare system.

brian,

Well I guess the obvious one to me is feeling a heartbeat. It seems like that would come up even outside of the medical field (schools, “playing doctor”, heck doing the pledge of allegiance if you’re in the US)

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Every time I’ve seen it in a hospital TV show or whatever, it always seems to be a surprise…like they didn’t find out at birth but the first time they need some invaci

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’d think so. You’d feel the urge to BM on the right rather than the left.

nom_nom,

I knew someone once who had this, she didn’t know until she got an x-ray as an adult. The doctor called in their colleagues to take a look at the scan because he’d never seen a real-life case before. She had her heart on the right side of her chest, was pretty interesting.

smeg,

How would you know?

brian,

I mean if I put my hand over my left then right side of my chest, it’s pretty clear which side my heart is on

smeg,

True, though isn’t the heart actually in the middle and it’s just asymmetric (with the big body-pumping side on the left)?

cm0002,

The GitHub human branch maintainer peaced out forever ago, all attempts to establish communications aren’t going so well and the issue tracker is piling up…so probably never

metallic_z3r0,

I mean if it’s abandonware it’s ethical to reverse engineer and open source the reverse engineered platform, maybe even fork it and provide some sort of extensible framework for various plugins, or convert the kernel to a new architecture or even virtualize it. Hopefully we can also work out the bugs and the more glaring issues soon (looking at you, upright vertebrae).

cm0002,

We’re working on it, but the mf was on something, have you seen the digestive system class? Or the central nervous system class?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’ve heard some people managed to reverse engineer the human, though right now people are trying to figure out whether using a modded version is considered OP

DragonTypeWyvern,

That’s why you need to open source and freely distribute the mod.

EvilHankVenture,

They decompiled the human, it doesn’t mean they understand the code enough to mod it yet.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Instead of modding, I know a few hackers that have removed whole sections to delete non functioning parts and I know a few others who figured out how to swap parts between different units.

Pika,

Unfortunately I heard they forked it to the AI/ automation branch so I don’t think that the original maintainers coming back. They’re calling it the new best thing

SuckMyWang, (edited )

This woman is dead. Her stomach is coming out of her body and her arms are under her esophagus

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m curious how accurate this is considering there’s rarely ever air in your stomach so what is the point when it’s effectively vacuum sealed.

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got gas in my stomach somewhat frequently…

thefartographer,

Have I got a solution for you!

djsoren19,

Nah, if your stomach is acidic enough you can feel it. I finally caved and got a plush incline so that gravity keeps the bile down regardless of which side I sleep on, and I still usually favor sleeping on my left due to habits from before.

jetpackbarry,

can confirm. As someone with acid reflux, sleeping facing right is hell

Chainweasel,

Isn’t it fun when you go to sleep on your left side and roll over in your sleep, only to wake up in the middle of the night sick and ready to vomit from heartburn? It’s like my body is actively working against me when I sleep.

MotoAsh,

Weird. I have to sleep on my right side or else my stomach gets upset.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’ve always been a left side sleeper, so this makes me feel happy

perishthethought,

Same. Yay us. For once my random behaviors are correct without even knowing it. :)

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Occasionally, I bumble my way into a good life decision!

SeabassDan,

The throat anus, for those not used to the medical terminology.

thefartographer,

Upper bunghole, if you’re nasty

Zoboomafoo,

Thank you for the info, I hope it helps

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

facing left

On your left side. Whether that’s “facing left” or “facing right” depends on whether you’re comparing it to being on your front or on your back. Personally, I instinctively compared it to front, which would mean being on your left is facing to the right.

So the way to be clear and unambiguous is to say which side of your body you’re referring to.

Anarki_,

But your left hand is always the left one. It’s relative to you, not to your direction.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

your left hand is always the left one. It’s relative to you, not to your direction

Right. That’s my point. That’s why I proposed using terminology that relates only to you, as opposed to the necessarily external language of the parent comment which used “facing”.

SeabassDan,

It’s your left, not the left of the dude living in your attic peeping down at you.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Yes, but to know what is your left, one first needs to establish what is their forward. If you were previously on your front (which is itself not an uncommon sleeping position), “turn to face left” will put them lying on their right side.

This stuff really isn’t rocket science. I’m genuinely surprised to be getting push back here. If the goal is to tell people to lay on their left side, that’s what should be said. Not “facing left”, which doesn’t convey the same meaning.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

You sleep on your left side to avoid gastric acid in the esophagus.

I sleep on my left side because sleeping on the right side angers up my sciatica.

We are not the same.

poppy,

Conversely, sleeping on your side isn’t very good for a lot of your joints. For instance in your diagram, that position is very bad for her hips and compressing her lungs. I still sleep on my side because it’s my preferred position but I have to have a knee pillow to keep my hips and knees aligned, and I try to have a pillow hugged to my chest to keep my spine and shoulders from crunching lol.

thefartographer, (edited )

False. The correct way to sleep is on a 7-11 sausage roller set to high speed.

  • The heat lamp creates warmth which you normally substitute with a dangerous choking blanket
  • the high-speed spinning flings off your sweat to keep you cool using Bernoulli’s Principle instead of energy-hungry and dangerous fans or AC units
  • the constant flow of vomit and other effluvia helps you maintain a healthy figure instead of ridiculously augmenting your life with the high-risk activity of “exercise.”
BaroqueInMind, in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.

It’s called Igo and it was invented in Korea. It has less unique pieces than compared to chess, yet is more complex than chess by a higher order of magnitude.

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

China actually! In 500ish BCE :D

BaroqueInMind, (edited )

The claim that it was invented in China is actually from baseless speculation from a flawed study published back in 1993 from a Chinese university tied to a government propaganda campaign and regurgitated in an essay posted in 2004 that someone cited on Wikipedia in 2014.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

You’re both wrong. Given it’s combined age and complexity, there is only one rational explanation…

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a92441a6-c138-44e4-83bd-a0a847eaa49c.jpeg

Jilanico,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

“If there are sentient beings on other planets, then they play Go.” - Emanuel Lasker

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Do you have a source for that? I can’t find any information on it and every Go site lists China including the British Go Association

BaroqueInMind, (edited )

The British Go association is citing gobase.org which is registered in the Netherlands, who is citing a historian named H.J.R. Murray. who said he read a 1983 Watanabe Hideo book where that guy says he saw a picture of a Go board excavated in China back in 1954, that is not possible to correctly carbon date since there was no reports of that excavation having any evidence of organic material collected to properly carbon date and no one has any photographs nor records to inspect of the actual excavation.

You are literally relying on a Chinese university tied to the Chinese government telling you “trust me bro we invented this” without providing the public any factual info to investigate.

Sage_the_Lawyer,

As opposed to your source which is… “Trust me bro.”

They asked for your source, not why theirs was wrong. You still haven’t provided one.

BaroqueInMind, (edited )

I’m literally going through all the citations that are available in Wikipedia and the links OP is posting. You want me to post that shit in a redundant unecessary way? Because that’s actually what I’m doing.

WidowsFavoriteSon,

What’s YOUR source.

BaroqueInMind,
TempermentalAnomaly,

I don’t know what you were trying to prove here, but not a single one of the links mentions Korea as the birth place, if they worked at all. As you go further down the list, they either don’t work or have access to the content. For the ones that do work, they all start with a variation of the following:

Go is one of the oldest board games in the world. Its true origins are unknown, though it almost certainly originated in China some 3,000-4,000 years ago. In the absence of facts about the origin of the game there are various myths: for example that the legendary Emperor Yao invented Go to enlighten his son, Dan Zhu.

Sage_the_Lawyer,

No, I want you to provide a source that says Go was invented in Korea. I also checked Wikipedia, and several other sites about Go, because you made me curious, since I had always heard it was invented in China.

Everything I’ve seen has said it was invented in China.

BaroqueInMind, (edited )

Looks like I misread a John Fairburn book where he says Wei’Qi was invented 1000 years ago and the Chinese lied that they invented it 4000 years ago. Even those claims come from dubious archeological excavations done in China.

I’m going to dig deeper, but I remember reading somewhere there’s evidence of it actually being invented in India long before it was popular in China, based on the game called Navakankari/Daadi made of small wooden pieces that are less likely to survive archeological records.

almar_quigley, in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic

Boomer humor

PatMustard,

I get more of a school bully vibe from it. The stereotypical old person joke is “wife bad”, this sounds more like something a self-described “alpha male” would say.

Viking_Hippie,

“Bullying and sex-shaming funny” is just as much of a boomer humor cliché as “wife bad”, though.

fushuan,

“sure was hard when you mom was bouncing on it last night”

…and that’s a beating from the bully.

Shiggles,

Needs the last panel to be blue shirt tied to a kite and flying away.

almar_quigley,

I can picture it and it’s wonderful!

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Gen-X here. Can confirm that “virgin”, " nerd", and “<homophobic slur>” were preferred punch lines by the boomers.

almar_quigley,

Also judging people for having a harmless hobby that doesn’t conform to their world view.

hemko,

By millenials still early 2000s, and you have to add ethnic slurs on that list

almar_quigley,

We watched an old episode of friends for nostalgia recently and the whole punchline of the entire episode was “yeah but you kissed a dude”.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Wasn’t nerd still common bullying word in 80’ and 90’? Then nerds became the richest people with the internet and it doesn’t work anymore.

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

A comeback to likely piss off said boomer since they are probably homophobic too.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/70c74268-a90c-46e6-8d83-537e203b0638.jpeg

Anticorp,

The original was better, since he left the antagonizer to his misery without any engagement, and went back to having fun.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Except that he’s scowling.

Anticorp,

Oh, that wasn’t obvious on my phone screen until I zoomed in just now.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

It is actually kind of nice that your mind went to him just enjoying life and not being bothered by bullies.

platypus_plumba, in "Triangle! Triangle!" by Last Place Comic
GTG3000,
gmr_leon, in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.
@gmr_leon@mstdn.social avatar

As others have mentioned, there's online-go.com for similar to lichess.org.

On Android there's Gobandroid, but it requires this for play against AI: https://f-droid.org/en/packages/org.ligi.gobandroidhd.ai.gnugo/

On desktop there's Sabaki:
https://sabaki.yichuanshen.de/

Haven't tried Sabaki yet, as I was using GoGUI running off GNU Go for a long time, but it's no longer in development.

cashews_best_nut,

Also GNUGo on Linux.

tubaruco, in "Slugly" by Safely Endagered

hmm mucus yummy

(i have a slight phobia of these creatures, because theyre similar to something i can barely look at)

randomaccount43543,

Penis?

PoastRotato,
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

See a doctor

tubaruco,

no, i have a phobia of worm-like things, i dont know what its called since i cant really find anything that explains the exact thing i cant look at

IndiBrony, (edited ) in "One Ring To Rule Them All" by ArcadeRage
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

You know it, I know it: if you WANTED your cat to knock something off into a fiery pit, it would stare at you then walk away.

niktemadur,

First it would lick its’ own chest a few times, then a couple more on an outstretched leg.

Noodle07, in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]

On Mars you wouldn’t be able to have cabinets tall enough so that your cat can’t jump on them

myrrh,

…same as earth if your cats are siamese…

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what the maximum size is of a celestial body which a cat could jump with escape velocity

cynar,

I got bored and was curious myself.

Assuming a cat can jump just over 2m (record is around 7’ apparently) then you have a launch velocity of around 6.5m/s. Plugging this in as an escape velocity works out to around a 1-2km diameter asteroid. Not huge, but not bad for a small animal.

My error bars are quite large, so it’s only an order of magnitude calculation.

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah thats not bad, assuming the asteroid is a perfect sphere, that comes out to a surface area of 12km^2^ for an interstellar cat colony that can move into orbit at will.

pete_the_cat, (edited )

The cabinet could be 20 feet tall and they’d still figure out how to get up there.

My parents have 4 cats and these ones are a lot different than all of the other cats we’ve had over the decades. My parents have a wall mounted cabinet where the bottom portion is about 5 feet off the ground and the top of it is about 8 feet off the ground. There’s about 6-9" between the top and the ceiling, and various decorations up there… The kitchen table is about a foot in front of it, at normal height, about 3-4 feet from the ground.

One day I noticed one of the cats was on top of the cabinet! That’s a good 6 foot jump at a steep angle (100°, 110°? I suck at Trig) and she didn’t move a single decoration!

corsicanguppy,

An 8 foot leap is no big deal.

pete_the_cat,

Vertically it is. That’s about 6-8x their body length.

Horizontally it’s nothing special.

frunch, in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

Welcome to Barnes & Staples & Kohl’s & DunkinDonuts/Baskin Robbins & Noble

perishthethought,

You forgot:

I love you.

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