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EmperorHenry, in I think we've been had
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Fuck the British!

the land of unnecessary vowels and speech impairment that’s called an accent.

Water isn’t pronounced Wah-tah. Wrath isn’t pronounced WROTH. A flashlight isn’t a torch. Soda isn’t “fizzy pop” “fizzy pop” sounds like a euphemism for semen.

tegs_terry,

Yeah, you’re right man, who pronounces wodder like that?

I’m gonna calm down with some paasta with toonafish and 'erbs, and watch the ardic circle huvvercraft ternament!

0ops,

Nailed it

HowManyNimons,

Are you OK? Did a British hurt you?

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

They hurt many people

HowManyNimons,

Do you want to talk about it?

feedum_sneedson,

IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY

Thcdenton, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Dude I like seeing sexy people on tv. If I want to look at something mediocre I can just look in a mirror.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

dad bod is still sexy, lots of people find that actively sexier

Arthur_Leywin,

Maybe for relationships but I’d be mad if Superman came out with bellyfat because that ruins the whole “Super” man idea. He’d just be Man…

15liam20,
Arthur_Leywin,

Well… he’s some form of super at least 🤣

fsxylo,

… You know this is probably still better than what DC is putting out now.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

If I recall correctly isuku midoria had a six pack before he got his powers and he was considered weak at that point

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i feel we have different definitons of dad bod, it doesn’t mean beer belly lol

it just means not having a sixpack and being able to see every single muscle fibre, it’s what henry cavill looks like when he isn’t filming a movie where he needs chiseled abs.

Arthur_Leywin,

I’m talking about that as well. Just because it’s Henry Cavill’s dad bod doesn’t mean I would want to watch a movie where Superman’s physique is that of a normal person.

S_204,

LoL. There’s a fish out there for ya if your line is strong enough.

watersnipje,

You look mediocre? Lucky.

ILikeBoobies, (edited ) in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Really should be a legal requirement for a normal BMI to appear in media, then they wouldn’t be able load up on steroids

Rediphile,

But that would also eliminate all obese people from the media. Which is like 30%+ of the population.

ILikeBoobies,

And the massively underweight that women are supposed to aspire to

Whichever way you skew it, unrealistic bodies shouldn’t be there

Sunfoil,

That would be a side benefit of an otherwise bad idea.

andros_rex,

BMI is not a measure of health. It is a statistical tool.

Slatlun,

To further illustrate your point, most of the men pictured are likely ‘obese’ by BMI standards

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Yes, welcome to the conversation

We aren’t talking about the health of these moviestars on roids, we are talking about the effects they have on viewers’ self image

hiramfromthechi, in I think we've been had
@hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world avatar

Literally no reason not to use metric, idc who or where you are

5redie8,

Please explain to me why I should use metric when:

  • My car uses imperial
  • the weather channels use imperial
  • the news networks use imperial
  • My entire country, which takes up about half a continent, ALL JUST USES IMPERIAL

???

defame,

The question isn’t why you should use it, but rather why all these things you’ve listed are still using it.

We all know that transition isn’t easy, but being proud of using the inferior system is weird.

5redie8,

My point is that if I give someone directions in meters they’re going to look at me like I have two heads, it’s literally like speaking two different languages.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

The funny part is we switch to metric when it’s science

GreyEyedGhost,

But only sometimes. Other times, interplanetary probes disappear.

aeronmelon,

They made fun of that on For All Mankind. An incident on Mars because Russia and America were doing calculations using different systems and someone forgot to convert.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

That’s based on real incident though

spacemath.gsfc.nasa.gov/weekly/6Page53.pdf

5redie8,

And computer temperatures lol

Imgonnatrythis,

Literally no reason not to drive on the right side of the street as well but maybe it does matter where you are.

SkippingRelax,

While I don’t disagree with that, that’s just a convention. Metric is inherently superior, solves issues that other systems have and is used by, well basically the whole world.

wsweg, (edited )

There is a reason. When you grow up with people around you using imperial units to describe things, you think in terms of it. If you tell me 10 ft., I can picture that in my head, I have an idea of how much that is in real terms. If you tell me 10m, I have no mental idea of how much that is, even if I can convert it. It’s like a language you grow up speaking, versus one you learn later in life.

I do think metric the sole system used in schools, to be honest.

MrScottyTay,

The good thing with metric though is it’s easier to visualise other measurements once you know one of them, cause you just know that each other measurement is just a multiple or division of the one you know. Like if you know roughly how long a centimetre is then you can take a good estimate of how long a meter is knowing that it’s 100cm

wsweg,

Did you grow up using metric?

MrScottyTay,

It was much more mixed when i was in primary school but by the time I left secondary school it was fully metric. It might’ve fully changed before I noticed though just cause I was little and parents and grandparents would still be using imperial. I do remember having to learn imperial in school though.

wsweg,

I mean, yeah, I’m not arguing that imperial is a better system. Metric is superior, absolutely. I’m just arguing against the statement that there’s no reason to use it.

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true, but it’s also a double edged sword: you can easily learn metric just by switching to it.

Try setting a weather widget on your phone to only show you Celsius and don’t convert it to Fahrenheit, over time you will get an intuitive understanding of what feels cold to you.

The biggest block to learning a new system is insulating yourself with conversions IMO, imagine trying to learn a new language by just having everyone speak into Google translate

bouh,

I’m doing the slow switch with decimal time. It works!

wsweg,

That’s a good idea that I think I will try out. To be honest, I have a pretty hard time visualizing distance, even with imperial, so sadly I don’t think that help will help me in that area.

wsweg,

It’s weird, because small units I think about it cm, not imperial.

trafficnab,

I’m the same actually, I’m probably more likely to say 1cm than half an inch

wsweg,

Millimeters as well for you? It’s probably because having to use fractions is so much less intuitive.

trafficnab,

Millimeters especially, no way am I saying like “1/24th of an inch”

trafficnab,

I’m fluent in metric but I can’t think in anything but imperial, I’m merely converting in my head on the fly

GreyEyedGhost,

Yep, that’s my life, pretty much. OTOH, my kids don’t have to live under the curse of arbitrary units of measurement and only have a vague idea of what a foot is.

someguy3,

Plenty of people in Canada had no trouble switching back when we did.

5redie8, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Me, spending 6 months fighting with (and losing to) body dysmorphia but not knowing what it was, since I’m a man and no one told me:

Marebear,

As a woman it took 15 years before I found out what was wrong, at the time of finally seeing someone about it they said this was an average amount of time it takes to get help.

I hope you’re doing better now.

5redie8,

I hope you are too! My “advantage” was dating a trans person at the time, so it was a subject that came up relatively often. Just never considered a cis man having to deal with it.

nbafantest, in The system is broken

Its wild how the entire country is experiencing a housing shortage

ADTJ,

Which entire country? This is lemmy.world

nbafantest,

Op is even from Lemmy.zip!

soggy_kitty, (edited )

Given your comment “the entire country” has no context of what country you’re taking about I can safely assume that arrogance as an American trait.

USAs population has more than doubled since WW2, supply and demand has created this problem, not individual humans deciding to be landlords.

nbafantest,

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  • soggy_kitty,

    Ditto

    Fleamo, (edited )

    I don’t really understand the market failure happening with such a long term housing shortage. By definition there is excess demand for housing right? So it should make economic sense to build more.

    When I ask people always say conspiratorial stuff like “they” maximize profit by keeping housing low but even if there was a conspiracy there should be individuals who are not part of the conspiracy who would profit from going against it.

    So it has to be either regulatory or funding based, I think. But I don’t know of any recent regulations that would cause this nationwide, “zoning” is probably part of it but there was no one timeline for that, it’s super local. And funding has been free for a decade and a half and homebuilding has still been slow.

    I don’t get it.

    nbafantest,

    Where I live, they simply have made it illegal to build any housing since the 60s. It really sucks

    Nevoic,

    Look to other forms of scalping to see how this works at a smaller scale. Scalping isn’t done through conspiracy, but a bunch of small, self-interested actors reducing supply in the market to inflate prices.

    On top of that there are actors that are more coordinated and not as small, like corporations that own hundreds of thousands of homes. These corporations can just coordinate internally (not conspiracy, business) and reduce supply to increase their own returns.

    This works for smaller actors too though. As long as the number of houses owned is more than a couple, then it’s likely they’d profit from temporarily restricting supply, and locking in renters to leases for more money. They’ll try to slowly sell off their supply without “flooding” the market and hurting the value of their own supply, just like other scalpers.

    Fleamo,

    Scalping isn’t the comparison though because 1, scalpers don’t reduce the total supply. Any scalper who refuses to sell a portion of their tickets, loses all the money they used to buy them, and the opportunity cost of selling them, and there’s no way it’s worth it for any given individual. The supply/demand differential they make money from is that the venues only have a certain number of seats.

    Which brings me to 2, theres no equivalent of homebuilders in the scalper world. If some scalpers could generate new seats at the venue for roughly the cost they pay the venue for tickets, supply and demand would figure themselves out pretty quick.

    Hard disagree on the last part there. For one, homebuilders again. Their business model is to build the houses and then sell them, if they joined the “sell houses slower” cartel it just means they earn less profit.

    But really the whole idea you’re laying out, the math only works if everyone works together, so it becomes a prisoners dilemma. Because say there’s 20 companies slowing down house sales to maximize profit, there can always be a 21st who gets the benefit of the restricted supply from the 20, but they just sell as much as possible and become the most profitable of all. Maybe it’s in everyone’s interest to restrict supply, but it’s in any given company’s interest to sell as much as possible. So it has to be an as of yet unknown cartel of every home seller in the country and there’s just too many of them to have both: Either it includes everyone or it’s secret.

    Nevoic, (edited )

    There are absolutely scalpers that reduce total supply. They’ll only list a couple of consoles that they scalp at a time even if they buy in massive bulk, and it’s all done on the pretense of a limited supply from the original seller that they’re artificially limiting past what the market would naturally do (by buying a ton of them up). Given a literally infinite supply, scalpers lack an ability to do anything. Put another way, when they can’t restrict supply, it’s not a viable strategy.

    It’s not that they refuse to sell some of their supply, it’s a temporary restriction (all supply restrictions can be viewed as temporary because we don’t have total knowledge of future supply). The temporary restriction benefits them because they can start bidding wars over the reduced supply, and get a higher price per unit at the cost of getting the money over a longer period of time.

    The exact same thing works for housing, when you have the same company renting out tons of units but also keeping tons of units in the same area off the market. It means the bidding wars for the smaller supply of units results in more money per unit (lower supply, same demand, means higher costs).

    The concept of a prisoners dilemma here only works if houses are fungible, but they’re not. There are sometimes very similar units or even houses in a neighborhood in the same location, and these are almost fungible, but even in these contexts those nearly identical units in nearly identical locations are usually owned by a single entity (corporate or otherwise), so again there’s no prisoner’s dillema, they can restrict supply effectively to increase yield.

    The time vs value calculation is different for housing too compared to smaller things like groceries. If you’re a grocery store, and your local distributor of apples lowers the price of apples, some of that will likely go to the customer because of local competition pushing prices down, and you have a constant supply tied to a constant demand of these (from a buyer’s perspective) essentially fungible things.

    Houses are different because if you see the price of houses in your neighborhood drop by some significant amount, individual actors who may otherwise want to sell will actively choose to not list their house because they know the value will go back up, and so these actors are all incentivized to vastly limit supply if something in some area cuts the prices of houses (like a huge influx of new homes for example). These individual actors could be literal individuals or corporations.

    fmstrat, in $45 for a cup?!

    Marge is in the back with her hair down.

    Konstant,

    You think she’s cheating on Homer?

    ColeSloth,

    That doesn’t look like Marge at all.

    PP_BOY_, (edited ) in Until we meet again!
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Uh yeah? I’m not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out

    ThePantser,
    @ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

    No? How else do you wash it after peeing?

    Altofaltception,

    Dip it while you flush.

    Lionel,

    Brand new sentence right there

    lars, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!

    On the one hand, I look forward to a bigger lemmyverse. On the other, so do corporate trolls.

    renzev, (edited )

    This makes me wonder, is there a way to make communities that are inherently immune to trolls? Lemmy is for sure an improvement from r*ddit, since if an instance’s admins become corrupt, users have the freedom to relocate to another instance. Would a social media platform with no reputation/voting system be even more resistant? On one hand, it would wipe out karma bots and account trading. But on the other hand, it would make it easier for someone to push propaganda by spamming from multiple accounts. Currently, imageboards seem to generally have less shilled content, but that may just be because imageboards tend to produce smaller and more niche communities (not to mention places like /pol, which most advertiser simply don’t want to associate with)

    Jimmycrackcrack, in And that's why I am the way I am

    Hey yeh, what would have happened if Neo took both pills?

    Transporter_Room_3,
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar
    tdawg,

    iirc the red pill was a tracking device. And ostensibly the blue bill would have been sleeping pills. So he’d be passed out with a tracking device inside of him

    xeekei,

    So, no change then?

    MajorHavoc,

    Segfault

    18107,
    thecrotch, in The system is broken

    The other 1/3rd goes to the feds, so they can pay for roads, social safety nets, nukes, drones, unconstitutional domestic surveillance programs, and Israeli genocide

    buzz,
    @buzz@lemmy.world avatar

    OK, and how do u propose we overhaul the system? Capitalism to socialism?

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    Not listening to you

    Draedron,

    There are in betweens.

    areyouevenreal,

    Have you heard of revolution?

    buzz,
    @buzz@lemmy.world avatar

    It requires critical mass and level of destitution. Are u seeing that around? I dont believe so.

    areyouevenreal,

    Destitution? Definitely heading that way has been getting progressively worse for the last several years at least. Critical mass? Not yet previous generations are weak and people are idiots. I think radical thought is increasing especially among the younger generations.

    TheFonz,

    U first

    areyouevenreal,

    What does that even mean?

    TheFonz,

    What part is confusing? The people advocating for revolution are often the last ones to the frontline. Just like these brave folks on Lemmy.

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    Pearls before swine

    starman2112,
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Alcoholic beverages would be a good place to start

    buzz,
    @buzz@lemmy.world avatar

    How do u mean?

    starman2112, (edited )
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I really wanna make a joke about Irish cream, Irish whiskey, and an Irish stout, but I feel like that could get me a visit from a dozen letters worth of government agencies

    thecrotch, (edited )

    Tear down the military industrial complex. We’re sandwiched between oceans on the east and west, and friendly neighbors on the north and south. Nobody’s going to invade us. We don’t need the world’s largest military.

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    The cartels south of us would like to have a word.

    So would Trump supporters.

    Phegan, in Let me load it

    Or it’s those of us who have slower auditory processing and we need that brief moment to process the question

    Rootiest,
    @Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

    Then say “uhhhh” like everyone else!

    shneancy,

    yea but during that time you fully believe you didn’t hear the thing being said

    And009,

    Processor too slow. Can save 1 default reaction only.

    Upgrade to pro and respond ‘uhhh’ in 200ms

    niktemadur, in It can't be stopped

    Why are the percentages in decimals, like this - “0.64%”?
    And why does the total add up to 1.02%?

    v81, (edited )

    The same reason there are 98 characters in your message.

    edit… Incase you were serious… how else would you represent less than 1%?

    Bytemeister,

    Because you are only seeing part of the chart.

    Fridgeratr, in Icon design

    I seem to be the only one who likes the new Firefox logo. It’s way more colorful!

    TheGrandNagus,

    I think most actually like it more, it’s just people are a lot more likely to come online and make posts if they dislike something.

    Octopus1348,
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    I think the same. The old logo also had a weird Nintendo 64-like 3D.

    Ross_audio,

    I’d be happiest with the simple one in the old colours.

    Orange and blue look way better to me than light orange and purple.

    rustydrd,
    @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You are not alone, we just don’t meme about it.

    bi_tux,
    @bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

    personally I think it’s not bad, but I still haven’t gotten used yo it

    tbh it smh feels like they just changed it a month ago, idk when they actually changed it

    AceFuzzLord,

    The new logo looks sleek and nice, but I personally just really like more complex logos.

    fidodo,

    You might like them in isolation but icons need to exist in a lot of uis and contexts so having an overly detailed one will make it look weird when juxtaposed with what’s around it.

    fidodo,

    I like it too, the old one was too detailed which makes it stand out too much. Icons need to work in a lot of contexts so simpler is almost always better.

    accideath,

    The old one was great – in the context of late 00s to early 2010s design philosophy. It fit right in with Apple‘s skeumorphic design language and Microsofts Aero design. The new one is the perfect answer to the modern, more minimalist design. (Although I’m glad we’re mostly out of the "flat“ design era of Windows Metro and similar UIs)

    JackbyDev,

    I miss Aero design so much.

    fidodo,

    That’s true, it fit in with the trends of the time. I guess part of my feeling is that I never actually liked skeumorphic design so I’ve been happy that flat caught on. There was a period where it did get too flat, but I like the middle ground we’re at now.

    totallynotarobot, in I think we've been had

    Which other colonies use imperial?

    HootinNHollerin,

    Samoa I believe

    totallynotarobot,

    TIL thanks

    spicytuna62, (edited )
    @spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

    Myanmar and Liberia.

    Liberia exists because of Americans who didn’t love the idea of freed former slaves in northern states having the right to vote (or rights in general). So they shipped these former slaves back to Africa so they could have their own country. Liberia is the second oldest black republic (Haiti came first). They just kinda kept using US customary units once they got there.

    No idea why Myanmar uses US units.

    Kiosade,

    I mean, Myanmar was a british colony… basically they fucked up everything, everywhere.

    xX_fnord_Xx,

    It’s there a UK version of Americans ironically shouting USA! In celebration of their fuck -ups?

    totallynotarobot,

    TIL thanks!

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