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LaserTurboShark69, in Why are we not talking about this literacy crisis?

Because the meme won’t load

gnomesaiyan,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Something with lemmy.zip? I also have problems loading images from that instance.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all part of the cabal!

Floshie, in Standards

The telephone conversation must’ve been gold

mariusafa,

I’d pay to have it leaked.

corsicanguppy, in Inspiration

There are 15 cities in the world named Paris.

14 of them are in America.

ILikeBoobies,

The other is in Canada

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

There is one in Russia. So i conclude the number above is bullshit

SpaceCadet,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

I believe there’s one in France too.

ILikeBoobies,

You’re thinking of Denmark

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

I doubt it…

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

So it is to avoid confusion when they write “PARIS, FRANCE” in films when they show the Eiffel tower, the Arc de Triomphe, the Notre-Dame and the Louvre in establishing shots. Good to know 👍

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Yeah, who knows what monument they have replicated again in Texas.

HootinNHollerin,

Vegas

Couldbealeotard,
@Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world avatar

I’m certain there’s one in Australia. There’s an Australian movie called “the cars that ate Paris” set in a remote Aussie town

OpenStars, in One of the most annoying things on the Internet
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Not true!

In this image the ask takes up only half the page. You need to have a non-consensual video taking up the top half while the cookie ask takes up the bottom half, and then on top of both the subscription ask takes up the whole page.

It’s cook-ception.

Anticorp, (edited )

And some Twitter embeds with a little X logo in the top right meant to look like a close button, but it’s actually a link to the site. I swear, these internet billionaires have become rich with stupid little “tricks” that shouldn’t fool anyone, but apparently fool most people.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

The Musk figures that it would have fooled him, hence it is bound to fool others? :-P

abfarid, in Icon design
@abfarid@startrek.website avatar

That Firefox logo was simplified, but not oversimplified. Even with a very small icon size you can still tell it’s a fox that is (on?) fire. The Firefox Family logo is oversimplified, just being a swoosh, basically.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

well the family logo is supposed to be as simple as possible

Anticorp, in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.

IDK, maybe Sushishire? That sounds dumb. Let’s go with Lagershire.

mostNONheinous,

“Sushire”

Emerald, in You're tearing me apart!

Why don’t they just actually send the video file?

schnokobaer,

Those apps purposely don’t make it trivial to download the files do they? You probably could but someone who swipes Tiktok all day can not.

raginghummus,

Lots of tiktoks can be downloaded easily, but still, they can be large, why send those around when you can just send a link

WalrusDragonOnABike,

For better user experience for the person receiving it.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Downloading takes time and disk space. Sending a link is easier.

9up999, (edited ) in Icon design

Firefox logo looks like shit but so do material design in general. Everything for toddlers and Karens.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

This isn’t material design. Material design is very different.

m2.material.io/design/…/product-icons.html

And I don’t really see how a browser icon can look like it’s for Karens lol

psion1369, in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.

Cheap Mac and Cheese shire. Nope, doesn’t work.

shottymcb,

Kraftshire? East Kraftdinnershire?

psion1369,

Kraft? Too luxury for me.

DharmaCurious, in Just the best thing to do
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

So I’ve been accused of sabotaging relationships, and maybe this is that, but i feel justified.

I’d been dating a dude for about 3 months when we decided to go for a drive through this really scenic area near where we live. There’s a mill, and a pretty stream. About 30 minutes in, he finishes his gatorade, rolls down the passenger window, and hucks the bottle into the stream.

I made him get out and get it. Told him he could get the bottle or walk home. He got the bottle, and there were no more dates after that. I feel like I did the right thing.

ratman150,

That had no chance of being a relationship.

FinishingDutch,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

You did the right thing.

I absolutely hate people who litter. There’s simply no excuse for it. If you can bring the item when it’s full, it’s certainly just as easy to carry it with you when it’s empty.

“But there’s no trash can here” So? Carry it with you and go look for one, you lazy bum.

And throwing trash into nature / scenic spots is not just bad for nature, it also shows a complete disregard for others who might want to enjoy that area too.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Yes! Especially considering we were in a car! Like, for real, you didnt even have to carry it! Just throw it in the floorboard for all i care, but dont you dare throw it in a stream!

I really, really liked him, but after that, that’s all i could think about. Just instant turn off.

lessbitey,

I am totally with you. I used to make my passengers pick up ten cigarette butts if they threw one out. It happen several times and unfortunately they didn’t have trouble finding ten. Also…hmu in the dm’s if you’re still single.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Haha. Don’t tempt me. I’m painfully single.

flambonkscious,

You two are cute…

now kith

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Oh, you. Stop!

… But keep going, say more.

flambonkscious,

Well, we’re all still here, so don’t do any of the’insert tab A into slot B, m’kay?

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I mean, i quite like tabs in my slots but if i need to wait, ill try.

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

Hey whats up im also painfully single and hate litter. I also like horror movies and play video games while working from home.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Any chance you’re in Tennessee? Lol

DagonPie, (edited )
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

Unfortunately no. Ive driven through and stayed there a few times. But im like…14ish hours away. By car. Hahaha

But I am always down for good conversation!

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Good conversation is good!

Carighan, in One of the most annoying things on the Internet
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

But keep in mind, before that we had them all silently assume you want all the cookies. It’s not perfect, but it’s an improvement.

BlanK0,

Better then nothing 👌

ininewcrow, in Induce panic in 3, 2, 1...
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

We are just skeletons wrapped in meat operated by electricity

VikingHippie,

Nah, we are brains wrapped in skeletons wrapped in meat operated by electricity from ourselves.

moog,

Ur point is?

VikingHippie,

Over there, in a box.

13esq,

I’m 14 and this is deep

TootSweet, in One of the most annoying things on the Internet

Do other folks virtually always go through the whole process of telling them “no, fuck all the cookies you’ll let me disable”, or is it just me?

pacmondo,

I have extensions that do it for me

corus_kt, (edited )

What works for you? Is it Consent-O-Matic?

pacmondo,

I use a blocklist in ublock origin, the box for cookie notices isn’t ticked by default but once it was I haven’t seen cookie notices for a while. Can’t get my consent if your request mysteriously never makes it :P

Anticorp,

It works for me on Linux and Windows using Firefox.

Empricorn,

I do it for any website I think I’ll visit 2 or more times.

QuantumStorm,

I do it too.

arken,

Every time. All 13 menu options, “legitimate interest”, hidden tick boxes, big fat “YES” button and small grey “confirm my choices” button… ironically, if they didn’t try so hard, I think I wouldn’t care as much.

Dicska, (edited )

There was an update to a word game on my phone, so they made me choose between accepting everything or clicking through 81 vendors (and there was no ‘reject all’ button). I went with the latter, and every single vendor’s ‘consent’ was automatically off and ‘legitimate interest’ on. That made me think: “what’s included in the legitimate interest bit?”. There was a question mark circle next to it, so I clicked:

How does legitimate interest work?

Some vendors are not asking for your consent, but are using your personal data on the basis of their legitimate interest.

Maybe I got it wrong, but to me it felt like “yeah, we will just simply do some things regardless and slap a ‘legitimate interest’ sticker on it, even though it falls under the same ‘we want to sell your data’ category.”

arken,

This annoys me so much. Who tf deemed their interest in my browsing habits “legitimate”? I sure didn’t.

mrmule, in One 520 week abortion please

Wo lo lo

DoucheBagMcSwag,

IEE YOOO YO-YO

ceenote, (edited )

This is excellent farm placement.

hexabs,

Nini neee

HappycamperNZ,

Raiding party

justcallmelarry, in Let me load it

I do this, but it’s a serious condition called delayed hearing, which you can’t read about anywhere, because I made it up.

Spider89,

Or APD

Noodle07,

It’s actually a common thing with adhd

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Of course it fucking is

ZOSTED,

This mental checklist of things that point to me having adhd is growing uncomfortably large. Is there anything that can point to someone not having adhd?

FlihpFlorp,

In my experience my adhd makes normal people things harder, like yes sometimes everyone needs a minute to process information, sometimes everyone forgets why they walked into a room, sometimes you’ll get way too excited on a subject and so on

But you know everyone also pees but when you pee 60 times a day you usually see a doctor

Malfeasant,

makes normal people things harder

I’m like this… Stuff most people find easy is especially hard for me. But on the flip side, stuff that’s really hard for most people is easy for me.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I keep coming across relatable posts followed by someone saying it’s ADHD and it’s making me paranoid whether it’s just good ol internet spreading fake news or memes or if I actually have ADHD. I don’t think I have ADHD but I have to question myself every time this happens.

null,

All things that are symptoms of ADHD are also things that everyone experiences sometimes. It’s when they become detrimental to daily life that it might be ADHD.

So it’s normal that you find them relatable.

meyotch,

If it hurts, it’s ADHD. If it’s good for a story, it it isn’t.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Think of it this way. Many ‘normal’ people can exhibit different symptoms that get associated with ADHD. With people who are diagnosed with ADHD, they must pass a certain threshold number of these symptoms and severity.

IIRC, it’s a similar approach to ASD

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

which is honestly so enormously stupid, like the problems don’t exist just because you’re 2% shy of a diagnosis

it’s like not giving someone a wheelchair just because they can walk 2 meters before falling flat on their face

Buddahriffic,

It’s all a spectrum. Our minds, in some ways, are brute forcing ways to approach survival. Each individual’s brain settles on some patterns that they determine work for them, and when you look at the collective, we can end up with very different ways of thinking but they are all based on balancing the number of neurons devoted to various tasks like visual processing, audio processing, social skills, various physical skills, etc. ADHD is based on how attention is tuned, both how long you can pay attention to something you might not want to and also how your attention is divided between tasks you’re focusing on vs other things going on around you.

Personally, I don’t really give that much attention to things going on around me. I’m usually either actively doing something or lost in my thoughts. This has the advantage of being able to think through things, but at the cost of missing things around me, which can include someone addressing me. It’s pretty much an always on thing. I do hear it and my brain can often process it after I realize I’ve been addressed. But I’d guess that most people are like that when they are actively concentrating their full attention on a task. Or thinking, I’m sure non-ADHD people do that, too, but the balance between time spent focusing on thoughts vs processing general surroundings might be different.

Though tbh I have no real idea. My entire experience is inside my own head and I can only guess at how different things are from brain to brain (and to what level other organs contribute to that, since they’ve all got neurons, and chemistry that they all play a role in can have huge effects, too).

intensely_human,

A Delayed Hearing Diagnosis?

LemmyKnowsBest,

But enough of us have experienced it that it must be a real thing.

flicker,

The actual name is auditory processing disorder, and I do actually have that, as it’s often comorbid with ADHD. But your version is funnier and made me laugh.

state_electrician,

I have a hearing defect that affects how I hear speech. It sometimes takes a second or two until the second level support in my brain could parse what was said.

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