OsrsNeedsF2P,

Didn’t expect to see memes making fun of mental illnesses on Lemmy

idunnololz, (edited )
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t realize I had a mental illness. I just booked an appointment with a psychiatrist. Thank you kind stranger. /s

surewhynotlem,

Google sociopathy. Good luck!

Klear,

Holy hell!

rmuk,

New something just dropped. Google a peasant. Literally unmemorable.

CluckN,

The /s stands for sociopath

Evil_Shrubbery,

Lul, must be savages migrating from Reddit

applebusch,

I only do it because the normal mic on my phone is shit and always cuts out ;_;

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Bro. You almost gave me a heart attack for a second there, making me think I somehow posted something VERY different.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

LOL new prank just dropped

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t give them a heart attack. They’re like 60% of Lemmy’s content.

db2,

/c/heartattackmemes

over_clox,

Plot twist: Dude is actually talking to the top of his phone, not the bottom.

Nerds might catch this joke a little quicker…

moody,

You mean he’s talking into the speaker side?

over_clox, (edited )

No no, I mean he’s talking into the top of the phone, perhaps where the loudspeaker microphone might happen to be, totally depends on the model of phone/tablet though.

They got multiple microphones these days, not just the one at the bottom of the phone. Put it in loudspeaker mode and it uses a different microphone away from the bottom speaker.

Any which way, if you turn the phone upside down in portrait orientation, the screen won’t flip 180⁰, because ‘smart’ phones are too stupid to do that.

Edit: My comment is in jest, but at the same time I have to talk into the left side of my tablet, because thats where the main microphone is.

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone like this

sbv,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone

over_clox,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a real living human being.

kn33,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Imagine meeting the love of your life

Sabre363,

Imagine love

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar
kibiz0r,

Imagine there’s no rest of the sentence. Then who was phone???

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited )

Oh my god bear was phone! How can that be?

Evil_Shrubbery,

Whaaat is love??

Palerider,
@Palerider@feddit.uk avatar

Baby don’t hurt me…

Evil_Shrubbery,

Don’t hurt me, no more

Todesschnitzel,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out she breathes.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Red flag!!!

Downcount,

Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this

over_clox, (edited )

Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…

Evil_Shrubbery,

That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …

over_clox,

Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔

Evil_Shrubbery,

Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.

Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.

But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.

over_clox, (edited )

If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].

/s

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

This voids the warranty, unfortunately

dangblingus,

God I wish. I hate having novel length text conversations. Texting for one off quick or cute sentences. Telephone for detailed conversation.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Voice messages live somewhere in the middle there.

MIDItheKID,

My voice mailbox is full and a refuse to empty it. If you want to leave me a message, send me a text.

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Voice message, not voicemail. It’s like a text message but with your voice.

MIDItheKID,

Ahhh those. Yeah I’m fine with those. Text me the voicemail lol

Kusimulkku,

I’m not sure why but I dislike voice messages. Either text or just call

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

Yeah I’m not typing out a long ass text message.

Kusimulkku,

Then you should call because I’m not listening to your voice message

helenslunch,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

No you should listen to my voice message because I’m not calling 😀

Kusimulkku,

I’m sorry but not happening, hope it wasn’t important

Evil_Shrubbery,

Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking

Jackthelad,

When did this become a thing anyway? When out and about, I see everyone talking on the phone like this.

I don’t want to hear your conversation.

Isoprenoid, (edited )

It’s because the speakers for the iPhone are on the bottom of the phone.

Edit: I meant the speakers that are used for “hands free mode”, which is what the user in the image is doing. The reason why people hold their phone like this is because it directs the speaker sound straight at them (again, in hands free mode).

over_clox,

As a former iPhone repair technician, I can confirm this is both true and false at the same time. There’s a speaker in the normal position for the ear as well, it all depends whether the user decided to put the phone into loudspeaker mode.

This comment coming from an Android user that’s just as guilty of this at times.

Evil_Shrubbery,

I don’t even want to hear my conversation, I just have to - but someone else’s, wtf?

It should become socially acceptable to slap their phones, maybe from bottom up for a greater comedic effect.

dangblingus,

Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

kamen,

Probably around the pandemic when people became extra wary about hygiene - at least that’s my observation. I’ve also noticed that people listen to voice messages like this - if you’re in a loud environment and don’t have headphones, it kind of makes sense. It still looks stupid, and for normal phone calls it is stupid, since both the earpiece and the microphone are optimised for having the phone on your ear.

ILikeBoobies,

Before that, see it a lot in construction and in places with a lot of noise so you can’t hear off speaker

JimVanDeventer,

The earpiece doesn’t work anymore and I don’t have headphones with me. ✓

Socerloser334,

I am not ashamed to say I will talk on the phone like this often. I dont alway hold it to my mouth though just prefer more freedom with speaker phone. But I never do it in public

tacosplease,

Right? I have another comment at -7 because it says you can hear the speakers better that way while driving.

I get the speakerphone hate. But if someone is in their car that’s less annoying than blasting it through the stereo. So who cares how someone holds their phone in this scenario? Especially when there is an actual benefit to holding it that way.

This entire post is the stupidest case of gatekeeping I’ve ever seen.

dmention7,

The theory I’ve heard is that people on reality TV shows would do this so the mics could pick up their conversations better. So naturally, brainless idiots without an original thought in their dense godforsaken skulls people who watch those shows started doing it in real life too because they saw popular people doing it on TV.

It’s just a theory, but it seems plausible because it’s clearly not how phones were designed to function on speakerphone or otherwise.

MonkderZweite,

Monkey see, monkey do.

Mamertine,

That’s where the trend is putting books spine first into a bookshelf came from too.

The tv producers don’t want to spend days asking for permission to use book spine graphics in the shot, not spend time blurring the film, so they flip the books around to hide all the spine art. It’s on HGTV a ton.

dmention7,

That one just makes me sad and angry. I try not to judge people, but I would judge the shit out of someone for doing that IRL.

candybrie,

If you find visual clutter distracting or upsetting, it’s a pretty useful trick to still be able to own a bunch of books. Alphabetize your books, and you can still find them. And most people I know can find their favorites even without that.

It’s kind of like getting mad at people who organize their books by color. If you’re a visual person, there’s a half decent chance you remember the color of the book rather than remembering the author’s name.

onion,

Or get a shelf with doors :)

flerp,

Is that actually a thing people do? I am so far out of the loop I haven’t heard of it either on tv or irl

LaLuzDelSol,

I’ve heard that gangsters holding their guns horizontally comes from a movie. I don’t remember which one. Life imitates art.

rimpoe, (edited )

Actually the holding the gun sideways was a practicality thing. When unloading a magazine rapidly you have limited control of the weapon’s recoil. When holding a gun upright the recoil moves it upwards, holding it sideways moves it sideways.

Now imagine you’re a gangter, ‘bout to come up on some punk steppin’ on your turf. You an da boyz gatted up ready to throw down. Get in the low-rider with your illegal Tek-9. Roll up on those fools ready to shed lead. Which way do you want your recoil going? Upwards? Or sideways.

Rat-tat-tat.

waz,

I call this “pizza phone” because it looks like they are eating their phone like a slice of pizza.

zovits,

I always thought it was more like toast.

Smorty,

To me, it looks like they’re about to bite into a kitkat

fox2263,

I see a lot of kids/teens walking around doing this.

I think perhaps they don’t know how phones work as phones.

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

I think it’s more of a “hey everybody, look at me!”.

Ziglin,

I think they often have earbuds but those usually have built in microphones so I don’t really know either, I think it’s popular when recording voice messages too.

deltatangothree,

A couple weeks ago I saw a high schooler asking friends to grab his phone, but they couldn’t hear him. So he mimed typing with his thumbs.

How did we lose holding a handset to your ear as the pantomime for phone??? I’ve heard Nirvana on the classic rock station and it didn’t make me feel as old as this.

Tar_alcaran,

My neice asked me “Dad says you only had internet on the phone when you were my age, but I also only have internet on my phone. I don’t get it.”

That hurt me SO much.

MathiasTCK, (edited )

Take your time, hurry up

Choice is yours, don’t be late

Take a rest as a friend

As an old

Memoria, memoria

Memoria, memoria

ClaireDeLuna,

I do this, here’s why. Also I’m 23

I don’t like getting oils and sweat on my screen. I also don’t like putting my dirty screen on my face.

I can still talk to someone and do other stuff on my phone. If I want privacy or I’m in an area where speakerphone would be annoying then fine I’ll use it the old way, but generally I have headphones to bridge that gap anyways.

PilferJynx,

Yeah, I’m with you. Speaker mode is much more comfortable. But I do have some common courtesy while in public though. Nobody needs to be forced to hear your conversation.

BeardedBlaze,
@BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world avatar

You think your fingers don’t generate oils/sweat? You can have the phone next to your ear without having it pushing against the side of your head lol Multi-tasking makes sense though.

ClaireDeLuna,

Not nearly as much as my face that’s for sure

DudeDudenson,

I know the phone is designed for you to hold it a certain way, but don’t smartphones have the mic at the bottom next to the charge port?

Rediphile,

Yeah, and my tiny Nokia from 15 years ago also had a mic next to charger very very far from my mouth. Worked completely fine though, since it’s designed to do that.

isolatedscotch, (edited )

google pixel 6 pro user here, nope, at the top, because fuck the consumers, that’s why

on a more serious note, normally it doesnt pick up too much external audio but if i’m in a crowded place i have to turn it upside down and back up constantly to speak and then hear

tehmics,

I don’t know where you got that idea, there’s definitely a mic on the bottom. The top mic hole is just for noise cancellation. Google even has an interactive diagram here support.google.com/pixelphone/answer/7157629?hl=e…

isolatedscotch,

welp, turns out i was wrong, thanks for the heads up

after some fiddling, i found that the voice recorder app i used to test where the microphone was only utilized the top microphone, while calls and voice messages (at least on signal) use the bottom one

Katana314,

I think the point is that the microphone should be close to your mouth, but not in the direction of your breath, so as to avoid pops. That’s why headsets have the microphone a few inches away from where your breath would go through.

Hence, the preferred holding position would have both the speaker and microphone in optimal spots.

SugarSnack,

They grew up with facetime, and this is how they translate that into a facetime without video

Rootiest, (edited )
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Is the earphone speaker destined to go the way of the headphone jack?

Will phones 5 years from now be shipping without them

PreviouslyAmused,

Only if Apple is brave enough

flerp,

Reject apple. Return to Star Trek TOS communicators

woodenskewer,
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

Then Google will make fun of them only to do the exact same thing months later.

ALostInquirer,

Isn’t there an option to disable your camera while facetiming? Alternatively just…Calling would make sense, but setting that aside.

Ziglin,

What’s facetime?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Zoom for Apple users.

Ziglin,

Ah, so that’s pretty much useless for anyone who has a non apple user friend they want to talk to?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Yes.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Man bun and v-neck weren’t helping the case.

Jakeroxs,

I feel personally attacked

Texas_Hangover,

As well you should.

Dee,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

Damn. Are the cishets still going on about gatekeeping man buns and v-necks? I thought that tiresome rhetoric died off around 2010.

flerp,

You have to insult people who have different head string and body fabric than you do. How else can you feel validated about your choice of head string and body fabric??

Kusimulkku,

We’re still calling everything gatekeeping? Surprised you didn’t call them a grifter

Dee,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Kusimulkku,

    I’m talking about overusing meme terms. Everything was gatekeeping for a while. Now everyone is a grifter. Even when it doesn’t fit. What’s a cishet?

    soloner,

    Laughs in man bun

    Pregnenolone,

    This was a valid criticism in like, 2016

    Kusimulkku,

    It’s only valid because it worked and people were beaten to submission.

    snek_boi,

    … and in a particular culture, and for people who care about what others think

    jadedwench,

    I like man buns! You better let me braid it once in a while though, while in an ADHD fuelled craze. V-necks though… never cared for the style, but you do you?

    Jakeroxs,

    It’s not even about style for me, my neck is just sensitive sometimes and the v style bothers me less usually.

    mriormro,
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    Why do you even care what someone else decides to look like?

    S_204,

    ITT a bunch of fucking losers claiming to have hearing problems and would rather be a dick in public than invest in proper headphones.

    Note on the claim part, I don’t believe a fraction of the assholes here, just trying to justify their assholery. People with legitimate hearing issues tend to accept the support technology that’s readily available these days. I spend quite a bit of time around folks who are actually hard of hearing.

    Dettweiler42, (edited )

    Even if they do have hearing issues, a phone pressed against your ear will sound much louder with much greater clarity compared to the speaker mode.

    sizzler,

    You don’t get it and you lack empathy. Got it.

    Underwaterbob,

    Which may be the case, but being immediately dismissive like you are isn’t exactly going to get them on your side now, is it?

    sizzler,

    There is no side, it’s a fact and if you can’t have some empathy for people with hearing issue then what can I say to change your mind?!

    Underwaterbob,

    Well, the guy you are responding to is maybe only thinking of people whose hearing is diminished in some manner. Not people whose hearing is otherwise incapacitated through something like tinnitus or like the other poster in here who has auditory dyslexia. Both of whom may be inconvenienced by headphones or earbuds and have an easier time with speaker phone than those options. Maybe try to explain how you think they are being insensitive or lacking empathy rather than just accusing them of such without explanation.

    sizzler,

    I’ll accept that, well spoken.

    OrteilGenou,

    I know right? Like how hearing aids are designed to be held a foot and a half from the head. These people need to be more sensitive

    sizzler,

    You don’t get it and you lack empathy. It’s a pretty straight-forward statement. Don’t think I need to expand.

    OrteilGenou,

    K

    Iapar,

    No, you don’t get it and lack empathy.

    noli,

    No, you don’t get it and lack empathy.

    P33Ka,

    I have hearing problems

    I bring headphones everywhere

    S_204,

    Of course you do. You’re not a raging prick.

    Smoogs, (edited )

    Add to that the amount of headphones out there that do help with various ear issues is growing and the prices are not that heavy.

    They have bone conduction ear phones now that can be picked up online. Your skull can hear for you now. This is the same technology as what hearing aids use and you can just wire it up as headphones to your phone now

    dragonflyteaparty,

    They have bone conduction ear phones now that can be picked up online

    Yo, that’s dope. As someone who is partially deaf, but mostly hears fine, I’m curious about this.

    Smoogs,

    Yeah I saw several variances available on Amazon just in the past week. Might be worth checking out or seeing how they rate

    lordgoose,

    I was just reading about these yesterday. They basically bypass your eardrum so they’re really good for people with hearing loss who still want to use headphones. Definitely check them out if you think they’ll work for you.

    Hereforpron2,

    When someone calls and I expect it to be 60 seconds or less, I don’t wanna go fumbling in my bag for 30 seconds to find the headphones and spend another 20 making sure they hook up to my phone properly.

    Plus, idk about hearing issues, but I have epilepsy and my seizures increase when I have long calls with the phone against my face OR with TWS earbuds in, which can apparently (and not too uncommonly) be triggered by the type of radiation they put off, even though it’s at very low levels. But just 3 inches further from my face and no problems. I know that’s not why a lot of people do it, and I still try not to in public, but there are various reasons that someone might.

    I am sure this will get downvoted to the lowest level of hell, but when it comes to people doing this without a medical reason/just based on preference, I also just don’t know why a minor annoyance triggers such major anger in others. If I’m on a train for an hour and someone is talking the whole time, that’s annoying no matter how they’re doing it. If I pass someone on speaker in the grocery store, I don’t really let that 12 seconds affect the rest of my day, certainly not enough to harbor such hot feelings about it.

    S_204,

    You could have just swapped your first few lines for ’ I’m selfish and don’t care about others’.

    Hereforpron2,

    Sure, but I’d honestly also rather hear both sides of a stranger’s conversation than just one. Doesn’t feel better to me to be talking just as loud on the phone but have it against your ear than a few inches away

    S_204,

    See my original reply. It applies to this comment as well.

    the16bitgamer, (edited )
    @the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

    Wow I almost feel singled out by this. But I presume that this is supposed to be in public. Which by every account is a dick move.

    However I do this in private, I.e. in my car or at home. And the reason I do it is because I can’t hear a call without using the speaker phone. Hearing issues aren’t fun.

    However the easier solution is headphones, but calls over Bluetooth can make things worse, from battery life to sound quality.

    Wired headphones are the preferable solution to this but we all know what happened to those.

    TL:DR I do this because of my hearing issues. In public this is a dick move, but headphones aren’t the solution they use to be.

    Smoogs, (edited )

    but headphones aren’t the solution they use to be.

    Not true. There’s air conduction, bone conduction(which is the same technology for people who actually do experience hearing loss), wired, non wired, in ear, over ear, on ear, noise cancelling and these are not that expensive that you can get it online so it’s super accessible.

    It’s not the early 2000s anymore where you only get buds or on ear or whatever apple bullshit comes with your phone.

    Same,

    People don’t have their headphones turned on and in easy reach at all times. If you’re doing this in a private space, who cares?

    Smoogs, (edited )

    I don’t. I’m responding to the argument that headphones are not what they used to be. that is incorrect. There is more selection and varying types should one be selecting a pair.

    the16bitgamer,
    @the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

    Agreed, though sadly this doesn’t apply to me. Hearing issues doesn’t always mean hearing loss. I have Auditory Processing Disorder or Auditory Dyslexia means my hearing is good, but I don’t always understand what people are saying.

    Speaker phone makes it easier for me to understand what the other person is saying. But again its a dick move to use it in public.

    Evil_incarnate,

    Is that what it’s called when other noise makes you not understand what people are saying?

    the16bitgamer,
    @the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

    Pretty much. The inability to filter voices from other noises. Not fun when you are on a bus and the engine is the only thing you can make out

    Evil_incarnate,

    And why I avoid noisy bars and stuff. I noticed once during the fire drill at work, we were all standing outside and the loud alarm was beeping like a truck backing up and the whole time I couldn’t make out what people were saying. I could hear the noises coming from their mouths, but couldn’t understand a thing.

    Alarm stopped and I could understand them fine.

    phillaholic,

    Is it the Dichotic listening part? Airpod Pros might do wonders.

    the16bitgamer,
    @the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

    I have noise cancelling Sony earbuds for a while now. At this point I’ve just gotten use to how people talk, and guessing at what they said and I missed.

    Smoogs,

    What happened when you tried the bone conducting type? What we’re your findings with this one?

    the16bitgamer,
    @the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

    I didn’t try those yet. I presume it wouldn’t be helpful since I need noise isolation and blocking. Not sure if they do that

    Qwaffle_waffle, (edited )

    I feel this too with the hearing issues, but I have moved away to texting rather than calls mostly. Social took a hit, but I’m still here anyways.

    the16bitgamer,
    @the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

    Yup, texting is my go to for most of the time. However I want to catch up, I usually arrange a call.

    phillaholic,

    Are you over 35? If a friend calls me on the phone something bad’s happened.

    callyral, (edited )
    @callyral@pawb.social avatar

    Wired headphones are the preferable solution to this but we all know what happened to those.

    What happened? I use wired headphones, haven’t had any problems recently.

    the16bitgamer,
    @the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

    iPhone, iPad, and most Samsungs don’t have a 3.5mm headphone jack.

    callyral,
    @callyral@pawb.social avatar

    Ohhh, I completely forgot iPhones no longer had those. Thanks for the reminder, I’ll remember to check for a headphone jack before buying a new phone.

    the16bitgamer,
    @the16bitgamer@lemmy.world avatar

    The new iphones now have USB c so it’s not as bad as it use to be, since USB c dongles can be cross device compatible. But yeah it suuucks.

    tpyo,

    It’s not a mandatory feature for me personally, but I absolutely prefer having an actual headphone jack and die a little inside when a new phone doesn’t

    You can “get around” that by using a usb c to 3.5mm audio adaptor, or a y adaptor that’s a 3.5mm audio and another USBC to allow for charging at the same time

    pooberbee,

    In my defense, I’ve had a phone hang up or do weird stuff because it couldn’t tell the difference between a fingertip and an earlobe way too many times. Like, a shitty phone has nearly altered the course of my life because of this, and that’s not okay.

    Wogi,

    It’s not just shitty phones, nice phones have this problem too.

    I cannot for the life of me find the earpiece on new phones, my face dials and hangs up and does all kinds of weird shit if I try to have a conversation on the phone the way you’re supposed to.

    It’s not my fault touch screens suck.

    Frigid,

    Hate to break it to you… but if it has this problem, it is in fact a shitty phone. Price or popularity doesn’t automatically make it good.

    TheOctonaut, (edited )

    Are you… Rubbing the phone on your face?!

    ALostInquirer,

    How else are they going to get the full emotional range of your call?

    treesquid,

    You should be able to hit the power button while on a call and turn off the display, then put it to your ear. Much less effort than the people around you have to make to keep from slapping you

    rainynight65,

    Been using touchscreen phones for 13 years now and never once had anything like this happen.

    Littleborat,

    That’s not the normal way to talk when you are alone in the room?

    Guess no one will find out because I am alone.

    lorez,

    Oh, but now we KNOW!

    LaunchesKayaks,
    @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

    I do this when I’m on the phone and alone. Or I set my phone on my tits. But only when I am isolated. I don’t want to bother people with my phone on speaker.

    Smokeydope, (edited )
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    I know this is a joke but if I found my match but they had a minor flaw I would probably try real hard to make it work and maybe even explain to them that their bad habit annoys me slightly. Nobody is perfect and theres always room to improve for those willing to try

    xeekei,

    I have to do this when my grandma calls. Not because I have loudspeaker mode on, but because SHE has, but still talks with it against her face so she comes out extremely loudly on my end.

    Rinox,

    You know you can lower the volume right?

    xeekei,

    Yep.

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s how loud their grandma is , they had it on silent.

    RQG, (edited )
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    Grandma yells loud enough, you can hear her without the phone. The call is just so she can hear you back. But barely so you also have to yell.

    dQw4w9WgXcQ,

    Maybe I should be single, but this is my preferred way to speak on the phone when I’m not bothering anyone, and the enviornment is relatively quiet. It frees up my hands for a better range of motion if I’m doing anything else, and it removes my common accidental hang-up when my ear or face touches the display.

    If the environment becomes noisy or people are around, I of course switch back to old-school DJ-gesture phone call mode.

    mcteazy,

    Why are you holding it up to your face? I use speaker too if I’m busy and my hands are full but i put it down on a table. This has no advantage, you still have to hold it

    TotallynotJessica,
    @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

    If the phone is too far from your face, they can’t hear you as well. You don’t have to talk as loud to be heard when on speaker phone. Besides, I have a hard time hearing when I don’t use it, and I can clearly hear them when it’s on and near my face. They hear me better and I hear them better; definitely an advantage.

    mcteazy,

    This is literal insanity

    TotallynotJessica,
    @TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world avatar

    Part of what got me started was a bad microphone on my phone, but I realized it had advantages when you’re alone. Honestly, talking on the phone in public at all isn’t great. Everyone can hear your side of the conversation, and while it’s much better than eating pizza, people ought to avoid calls in public whenever possible. Whenever I’m around others, I keep the calls short, and when I’m alone and do take longer calls, I eat that pizza. Judge pizza eaters when you see them, but don’t feel shame for doing it when alone. While you’re at it, don’t let people having loud, vibrant phone conversations off the hook.

    dQw4w9WgXcQ,

    I sometimes move around in my house while talking, since I’m a nervous guy when it comes to phone calls. Having the phone at chest or waist level makes it a lot quicker to change hands or even use lower arms or elbows to hold things or open doors or whatever. It’s just less constraining, even if it’s marginal.

    Smoogs,

    You know what is hands free? Headphones.

    kaffiene,

    I’m pleased I don’t know anyone who’s this shallow

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